DING! DING! The February bus is departing - destination Preggsville!

[PurdeyBirdie]

Are you trying to get pregnant this month? Are you sick to the back teeth of sex? Would you give your right arm for a BFP? Are you spotting symptoms like an anoraked geek spots birds? Then this is the bus for you...FEBRUARY CONCEPTIONS AHOY!

Dunno, brown, alkies land softly, like babies

Hurrah - we've got a ginger corner of the bus. Lovely to have the company crazypug and ibeka

I suspect any child of mine will be ginger as DH gets ginger beard - I think I would be shocked if they didn't have red hair! I have one ginger friend who has a brood of 3 ginger children.

Loved the idea of ginger jail - imagine how feisty that would be!

Oh, lovely PurpleMarsupial! I'm so chuffed you felt some confidence. Brilliant. You worried about the result? The great thing about prog deficiency is that it's easy peasy lemon squeezy to sort out. You'll be up the duff in no time

Hee hee.... I am bored and also have window cleaners so will join in. I have a tribe of young lads that do our street, enough of them so they must only do one window each. Despite this it takes them hours and they all want a cup of tea and all you can hear is them shouting to each other from all sides of the house about their who would be in their dream football team. Every time. My oh refuses to pay them when they knock on the door until I have identified them and confirmed they have been round that month. Embarrassing. But I imagine between them they could get this whole bus fertilised no problemo. I bagsy the blond one. :)

Well hark at us and our window cleaners, how middle class lol! Never mind the quinoa!

Makes me feel properly grown up, having windows that need cleaning. :) My oh (46 yrs old) says he only feels grown up since we got sky last week!

Not too worried as read somewhere that it's quiet common and easy to fix - just can't see the dr for another bloody week!

Finally I get to join you cool kids on the Feb bus! Woop! AF arrived mid way through my pole dancing session this evening and I am sooooo bloody pleased. Longest 68 days of my life!

And before you ask purdey I'm not a stripper.... I just like to pretend I am

Vic Top of mine says "Reuseable nappies".... talk about shoving my suspected infertility in my face!

Loving the healthy food chat from earlier in the thread Sparkly! DH and I are crazy juicing lunatics.... we literally juice anything that we can get in the machine without it exploding! [embarrassed] How are you feeling now?

Anyhow, my stats:

Rosebud2015, 30, TTC #1, cycle 2 (finally!!), BFP due end of Feb (a girl can dream )

I haven't got a window cleaner , however I do have a plumber paying me a visit soon

Hello all, I'm working my way through the thread but can I join. Hoping that given the dwarf chat my name at least will get me in with the cool kids

So I am TTC number 1, been off the pill since July and starting to get a bit downhearted at no results yet. Cycle all over the place since then, last two have been 43 days each! I tried a ovulation wee stick thing for the first time today which came up positive straight away, so now lying legs in the air whilst DH snores...

Oh, looking at other posts - I am 31, and this is I think cycle 7.

I also like quinoa :)

Now I know how everyone else felt last night.. I'm only off the thread for a few hours and we are all off dtd with our window cleaners! Oooft! Not a chance with mine, id sooner take the postie in for a quickie. Purdie tony/simon sounds a right treat!

Hope everyone coping ok with the old TTC dtd! Sounds like most of you are battling on! I forget that those properly dtd (as in everyone bar me..!) get more than one shot a day! Ha. Ah the glory days.. !

Rosebud wooo great news cycle 2 has arrived! Positive thoughts lovely. February is a lucky bus after all and pole prancing? Love it. Great way to learn some extra moves to spice up the TTC dtd !! Juice love! i need to get back in a proper routine with it as I became somewhat distracted over the festive period....

Did we ever get the goss on your dh tessie?! Did I miss the reveal?!?

CD 10 for me (possibly..) we did AI tonight which I struggled a bit with as been in quite a lot of pain again today but got there in the end! The dh produced a good sample so I felt it be a shame to waste it fertile cm appearing now too.. Does anyone have any insight into the pain thing? It's over a week now since early mc and I'm still very tender in ovary area and pelvis and getting a lot of sharp stabbing pains too. I'm wondering though- could this be my ovaries just adjusting and "starting up again" if that makes sense? Just suppose I expected the pain would stop when bleeding did but it's not been great at all today. Gp didn't seem bothered last week though when I asked so maybe just need to carry on and hope it goes soon?

It's page 15 yet here I am place making.

Incessant bonking has begun chez MaPo. It's a trial when we're just been bereaved. But needs must.

Hopping on :)

I don't have a window cleaner. Is this a mistake?
I do my window myself, the proper old-fashioned way I was forced to do it as a chore taught as a kid. Wash, rinse, dry with scrunched up newspaper in small concentric circles to get the shine going and prevent streaking.
Ta-da!

Vic I have food shopping ads and a want to convert your religion invitation.

I have a huge wall of windows and give them a cursory wash about once a year.

'Awww, I absolutely love my day starting at 4.37am with a teething baby' - said absolutely no-one, ever.

I was woken up by the binmen. Swear their sole aim is to make as much feckin noise as possible. Taking the opportunity to catch up on yesterday's post. Reminds me I do need to get a window cleaner. Not sure the windows have been cleaned in about 2 years. Don't judge me.

Got OPK positive yesterday CD14 and some ewcm. Game on. Dtd last night (Tues) CD14 the Sunday CD12 and the Thursday CD10. Hoping that's enough or do I need to keep going? Got a dip in temp yday and a rise this morning. Does that mean ov has happened?

Interestingly the seven seas I'm taking seem to have brought forward ov by 2 days which given I brown spot 3 days before AV I'm hoping sorts out any LP issues.

Hope you all have a good day. So many inspiring stories on this thread hope we get our BFPs very soon and congrats to those that have already

Typo above - not thurs CD10 but Friday CD11. X

Read wrong chart. dtd cd11, 13 and 14 and ov 14.

Morning all!
After 2 days of low temps (a admittedly one was taken an hour late and the other 45 mins early) mine has now risen again weirdly. Can it really make that much difference? Xx

Morning ladies, just checking in as it's been about a week. I'm not even going to try and catch up with you all.

CD 13 and now waiting for ov, earliest it's been is CD 15 so I suppose we better get started on dtd tonight.

Good luck everyone, we're nearly ready to set off!

Yay twinkle! I am however very envious (after a week of faint lines but no positive). I may have to eat chocolate for breakfast to get over my opk-envy. That's a thing right? Opk-envy?
purdey teething here too. Disrupted night with many awakenings and up at 4.30am this morning. passes chocolate
Which reminds me. purdey what was the logic for testing at 11am and 3am and not e.g. 12pm and 7pm if testing twice a day in case lh surge falls within 12 hr period? What makes around 11am and 3pm special?

mamapo what happened? for you. Hope you are ok? X