DING! DING! The February bus is departing - destination Preggsville!

[PurdeyBirdie]

Are you trying to get pregnant this month? Are you sick to the back teeth of sex? Would you give your right arm for a BFP? Are you spotting symptoms like an anoraked geek spots birds? Then this is the bus for you...FEBRUARY CONCEPTIONS AHOY!

Kissing, is it because your husband feels emasculated by masturbating into a cup for the purposes of ttc? I'm sure that's what puts many fellas off. My fella isn't enamoured by having to do it but he knows the alternative is I shag the window cleaner.

Oh my life! I have a day off from MN (although, alas, not from symptom spotting) and you've all gone without me! Found you now though!
I think I have worked out that bfp should be due around 2nd Feb (it's been a while since I've done this malarkey so am a bit rusty).
I confess, I have POAS too soon and got bfn therefore am disappointed, even though I am telling myself it is waaay too early to test. I have, however, convinced myself that I MUST be pg, so I think I need a slap. Any takers?

Purdie, you do make me giggle!!!

Haha - DH just came home and I asked him if he was tired - his reply was "why, do you want my seed?" That is what we have become!!!!

I will find his results and let you know Victoria

Wow lots going on here!! We are lucky that most of the time when we are not shattered we enjoy sex anyway I hope we don't get bored once the label of trying to conceive is upon it. I did find myself today saying we couldn't go to a friend's next month as it will fall around ov day and we needed to be at home DTD as much as poss that weekend. Don't think he was happy that he now knows why I will want it so much that day!

Ooh and whoever asked about Seven seas conception tablets. I would recommend them - didn't change my cycles and are nice and small with helpful days of the week on (so you can see how bad you are at remembering them!). After a couple weeks of pregnacare I will be switching back due to them lengthening my LP.

purdey I think you've hit the nail on the head.
Our window cleaners a bit of an adonis actually. Can't believe I didn't think of that before

Soooooooooooooo I'm now going to seduce OH. We will damn well enjoy it. WE WILL....... I'll report back later

I've started seven seas today mummy until now I've been an old fashioned folic acid only kinda girl. I'm thinking they can't do any harm.......any recommendations for a multi vit I can tip down OH'S neck?? Don't want him feeling left out!

Hello!

Was on last Feb bus but can I still join this one? Waiting for fertile window to start tomorrow!

woodpigeon123, TTC #1, cycle 4, BFP due 14th Feb

I've just got mine on a sainsburys own multi vit. He refused to eat fruit or honey or he other things I've told him improves sperm quality. But he has quit smoking and drinking so we are in a way better position now that we would have been before.

Our window cleaner is urgh and gas a massive afro, dh might notice that it wasn't his lol!

Body being weird again. My foofy keeps leaking! And I don't know which hole its coming from! Argh! I was making tea just now and I felt a little gush. Did I do a little wee?! The ov type pains got really bad at 4.30-5ish. I've not had fertile cm its still been a bit brownish and dry on my pants.

Is anyone else getting divorce lawyer stuff coming up top and bottom of your mobile pages or just me?!

My darling DH had a fag outside the IVF clinic the moment before he was due to give his sperm to be fertilised

I'm getting 'Search death records online'. Probably know how old I am

Oh, and I'm 32... In case you need for stats! xx

Vic what's with the brown stuff? Is it a hangover from your period?

Nomio is assisted conception in your plans for the future?

Hello Woody!

How are we all this evening? Hi to any newbies!

Vic that brown stuff? Is it like spotting? I had some of that yesterday in my underwear but it was like specks. (sorry tmi )

victoria yep.. Family mediation.. Very misplaced on a ttc thread ha!

I'm bored, so I will tell you about my window cleaner. His name is Tony and he is an alcoholic. I know this because he climbs his ladder with a can in his hand and comes to my front door every single Friday smashed. Every week we have the same conversation:

Me: "Hiya Tony."
Tony: "Hiya love!"
[uncomfortable pause]
Tony: "I've come fer t'wind-ers luv"
Me: "Tony, I paid you on Tuesday when you'd cleaned them."
Tony: "Did you, cock? Are you sure?"
Me: "Yes, Tony, I'm sure; you asked me to hold your can whilst you looked for change."
Tony: "Oh! Right-o. Ha! Ha! Must start writing this stuff down or I'll be out o' business. Ha! Ha!"

He sent me three Christmas cards this year despite me telling him he'd already sent me one. Oddly, he signed the second one 'Simon'

I get 3 days of red blood then another 3 or 4 of brown gunk as some kind of clear out. It never continues to day 9 though usually.

My reflexologist cancelled on me tonight :-( was looking forward to that session. Its also my counselling session. Needed to tell her about dh smoking behind my back, his worse sample and our cancelled treatment :-(

nomio hun. What's your sub fertility diagnosis if u can be so nosey?

Lol @ Purdey that is too funny for words.. And also surely an accident waiting to happen?!

Day two of peak on the cbfm, lot more ewcm this month normally I have watery stuff a little ewcm, but I feel like I am leaking, think the copious grapefruit juice and all the pills are getting it on, dtd tonight so feel a bit more positive,

I've been getting brown gunk today cd11 assumed it was cobwebs .
Been called back to the docs to discuss my progesterone test results. Any ideas?
purdie lurching around MN has given me knowledge which helped me be confident at the drs.