The home of sporn lovers and cunthawks; make sure the ewcm is coming from the right hole and don your capes (but don't put parsley up your chuff!) ... for JUST SHAGGING Part 33

[mountaingirl01]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others. Also know as 'the witch', 'bitch witch' and 'that one with the red shiny convertible'

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in! PONF = Pee on Nigel Farage. Self explanatory, who wouldn't? 

ROC - Receptacle of Choice - what one chooses to use for the task of POAS. Option decorations include photographs of political leaders.

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet or jizz in the eye. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession. Warning - this may happen to you if you start trying to POAS at 5dpo. PUT. THE. PISSY. STICK. DOWN. IT'S TOO EARLY!

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture. AKA Schroedinging!
TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

Keeping your gingers = fingers crossed, yet another autocorrect development! Shortened to 'gx'

The link to Part 31 is here

The current Grads Fred is here

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is here. We are the dark side of MN. Welcome.

Happy shagging, shaggers!

candy I can't see it but cb are crap for early result. Go buy a frer or super drug, any with pink dye. Fx!

jelly I had af to point of using tampon last time. It was 2 days, lighter and didn't feel like af. It turned out to be ib. Gx for you!

pis no idea how many. AF turned up on CD 17 but it was there for 1 and half days and one of the days it was quite dark red (and a bit clotty) so doubt it's IB. It's only ever been apparent when wiping so might show back up later today!

JC sorry hun can't see anything. Deffo do a frer though. :)

Think it was tink who asked what was wrong with my foot? I broke it back in march playing football and it has caused a cyst to grow in between my toes causing a fair amount of pain. 6 weeks of physio did nothing so back to consultant now!!

Ohh massive cross post. Yeh was very early chat but was very dark. I'll see later today if it's come back! Was dry a a a bone this morning though! (Gross haha).

So sorry Mountain it's so utterly shit

Thanks guys I think what I can see might just be an evap though it came up within 3 minutes. I'll wait till I get home and try a frer but not feeling hopeful

gx for you jelly glad it's gone away! Your foot definitely sounds like it's painful

He gave me a steroid injection!! Ouch!

I had one of those in my back! Hurt more than the back pain itself! Lol. Hope that will help it jelly

So do I. If it's not better in 6 weeks they want to knock me out and inject each of my toe joints with one!!!

Question, if AF doesn't make a reappearance should I POAS? And when? Should I do it when AF would be due (so about 8 days) or sooner?

Yes jelly POAS! I'd go for when AF should have arrived. Sure some of this lot will tell you a day or two earlier though.

mountain, I'm so desperately sorry. Take care of yourself & know we are all here for you & thinking of you xxx

Ooh Jelly had a few of those, hope you're not too sore. & you POAS when you are 11dpo we are in need of BFP on this thread, do not deny us this pissy stick action

GX for next test Jcandy

Good to see you back Lemon

Temp back up today... this could just be because i had a spaniel blanket last night...still EOD shagging just in case

Do any of you viroids use apps for your charting?

Jelly - I'd wait until date AF is due to POAS (I'm with ChatEnOeuf on that one), as hard as it is to wait, but up to you!

bumble a lot of us use fertility friend. send me ur email and I'll send u a sign up referral so you get free use of paid features for a bit.

bumble just realised I didn't say hello! So sorry, hi!

Also use Fertility Friend. Very it is too. Now stop sabotaging my pissy stick fixes

Thanks lildottie that would be brilliant - how do I PM you?

I use Glow at the moment and it's frustrating me because despite data that I put in, it doesn't seem to adapt to it. And I've since read bad reviews.

Noniks - hi! Sorry... :)

Yeah i use FF too :) If this cycle is as long as my last one AF should be due this weekend!

You should POAS at the end of this weekend then jelly

I use FF too bumble it seems to be the most intuitive.

Ok so after not peeing for 4 and a half hours I found a super drug test to pee on. I can (and DP can) see a faint line, up within 3 minutes. It's still hard to see on the photo though so think I'm just gonna POAS on a frer with my full moon unicorn tomorrow.

Oh and I just POAS 'd in a service station! Damn my impatience

Photo!

Did the photo not work? Ok I'll try again.......... Hopefully it's attached!

It's certainly a squinter, but I think I can see something!!

Ok think AF was just fucking with my head, dissapeared for half a day then makes another reappearance!

Same as before, very light, not marking my pad, only noticed when wiping but deffo there, and very dark (basically brown). So very much doubt it's IB, just the witch messing with me!!

Blimey candy my eyes!!! Really sorry but wouldn't like to say for definite on that photo. If it helps it doesn't somehow look like a bfn!! But I just cant make out a line.

If you two can see it a lines a line though! Gx it darkens over the next few days!! Im sure you've said this but when is AF due? And how many dpo?

Thanks Chat on your thoughts on bloods earlier. I'll make sure I post the next hormone lot so you lot can give me your best on those too!!

I did warn you that it was difficult to see ah I don't know I'm not gonna get my hopes up and just test tomorrow. I'm 14dpo today. AF was due this morning, no sign yet.

I can see a very slight shadow - gx for the frer!

Oh, you have bags of time to get that lovely dark line then!! You're not even late yet!! Are we allowed to offer tentative congratulations and little shrieks yet or do you want to wait a few days?