Break the bed, marvel at the ghost sperm, ignore the fuss about avatar pandas and whatever you do - don't eat the jizz! It's Just Shagging Part 28

[Leela5]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

The link to Part 27 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2157458-Get-your-cape-on-get-your-cape-on-Dont-come-knockin-if-the-tents-a-rockin-but-pee-on-a-snake-instead-Its-just-shagging-part-27" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2160935-Just-Shagging-Thread-11-for-Graduated-Viroids?" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

lol bother that's made my day :D

And Cali that's amazing! You must be super fertile!

Congrats callipy, great work - and Bothersome, it's the best line I've seen yet

Mountain fingers crossed.

No numpties here, just hopeful shaggers.

Have discovered a delicious raspberry beer that's only 2.8% (as opposed to the average 6+% here!). Perfect for spinning out the TWOT on the terrace...

La look after yourself!

Bother

La, look after yourself!

Lol, oops, same words as Chat!

Chat, do Belgians really eat lots of chips and gravy?

mmm I love chips and gravy!

Calli can I be cheeky and ask if this is #1 and how long you were ttc? If that's not private of course. We're the same age and I've been at this for 6yrs so you are my newly crowned inspiration! Yours is also the 1st firm bfp since I've been on the Fred!

bother shit phone only just dl last posts!

Now I want chips and gravy!

Ha! Yes, they do - although as often separately as together: chips with mayo and gravy on meat

Think we should all indulge in some chips and gravy now!

Bother I can see a liiiiiiiiine lol!
Tinker - aww, cheers for the crown! This is for DC#1, we just started jsing in June, conceived first cycle but had an early mc in July I'm afraid. Jumped straight back on and a wee holiday in Spain helped us get a little spanish bean! Think we'll call him/her Diego just now . So although delighted there's a bit of a fear it'll happen again, think I'll keep lurking here for a while before going up to the grads fred! Think DH is struggling a bit more than me, he's happy but understandably cautious about it. Still seems like a dream that might come true rather than a reality.

Bfn and barren :( :( :(

Oh shitsticks Mountain - still time though...no witch, no worries! If it helps I will do some shouty swearing off the via ferrata for you...
x

Oh mountain big hugs hunni.

Callie I like the name ;) try not to stress too much though (difficult to do but try your best hun)

yay yay yay congratulations Calli. I hope the next 7 weeks speeds by with no worries and the rest of the 8 months are happy and healthy.

Bother you have cheered me up soooo much Thank you.

Big hugs mountain Sending you virtual and

Mountain, you're not out until the witch cackles! Fx for you!

Calli I love how you phrased that... A dream that might come true, lovely.

Chat, and the chocolate? That's good too? (Living vicariously through your culinary opportunities!)

Man, I have had a massive appetite today. Just did chocolate tasting with the brownies. 13 different varieties! Didn't eat much of it. Snacked too much in the day! Ate a whole box of mikado...

Still gazing at my make believe line lovingly - think I might give it a name....Linus perhaps

The white mikado's disappear in about 5 seconds with me!!

I've decided to go to the interview for a new career, even though we are TTC. I don't want to regret not going for it! :)

Yay, good for you jelly You go girl!

Jelly the day I got my BFP was the day after I was called back about a successful interview for a 2nd job!

Now I'm trying to imagine being a lecturer and not crying or swearing...

Good for you Jelly! Good luck!

Go go it jelly!

Doh! That came out as gibberish.

Go for it jelly!

Damn straight the chocolate is awesome, not to mention those icing sugar-dusted waffles...

Not out yet Mountain, and not barren 'til the witch says HRT

Hope the interview goes well

Oooh Chat, I love it when you talk dirty waffles.