Don't risk sending piss by post. Get your BFP the JS way! Slip on your disco pants, pet the full moon unicorn, and get jizzy in all the right places (just not the carpet). It's Just Shaggin' Part 25!

[Redshoes56]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 24 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/a2078980-Come-one-come-all-the-Jason-Doner-Van-is-open-for-business-Don-your-disco-pants-brandish-your-rim-brush-and-get-on-it-Its-Just-Shagging-part-24-Can-we-beat-23s-BFP-hat-trick-flange-wankers?" target="_blank">here</a> 

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2100803-Just-Shagging-Grads-Thread-9-Roll-Up-Roll-Up-all-you-graduated-Viroids" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

I think I've tried that tea.Zyla but it just reminded me of lemsip which makes me booork! Twinings mango and passion fruit green tea is da bomb tho!

Ooh, mango and passion fruit sounds good too! I've got the strawberry and raspberry to try too! Cos I'm diabetic I can't drink lem sip cos it's packed with sugar, so I've avoided that association :)

I am one of those awful people who likes to make lists, so I have what I believe to be a list of everyone on the thread and the details everyone posted... I can pop it up on here for a recap if people are happy for me to do so?

Luna that sounds fab!

popz ha ha I did wonder - sorry red xx

Ok I hate waiting for things, not only am I at the beginning of twot and will also have to wait for blood results etc, but I asked work if I could go part time, and will have to wait for them to look into it! Grr... Need instant answers (so I can get on with planning things)

I know, I need to chill out more :)

luna go for it. we usually post the roll call in full as everyone adds to it but we've got lazy with that on the last few threads! obviously our linguistic genius' of ops aren't so good with roll calls!

TTC:

Name: KatoPotato (bollickle free)
Age: 33
TTC Since April 2014
DCs: DS aged 4.5

Name: LaLa
Age: 33
TTC July 2013
DCs: Furry cat shaped ones only

Name: Zyla
Age: 36
TTC: since Sept 2013
DCs: 3 kitty ones

Name: lil1ady
Age: 29
TTC: since Nov 12
DCs: none I'm getting fed up of writing that but all tests done and waiting to see consultant to find out when we get started on our test tube baby! Month off this cycle because of hsg so I will be here with pom pom's for all your bfps.

Babblehag 31
TTC #3
off contraception since July 13
cycle #4 I think?
AF due 30th June (isn)

Couldbeanyone
Age 31
TTC #2
Cycle #1, sort of, came off pill and TTC straight away…

Name: Pisghetti
Age: 34
TTC: Cycle 1 (excited!)
DCs: 1 x 13.5 yr old

Name Purple Circle
Age 40
TTC since Jan 14
DC none

Name: teejayem
Age: 31
Ttc since March 14
No current tee-lets. Ttc #1

Name:PatchworkBerry
Age:30
TTC: Dec 13
DC's: 1 aged 15mths

Name: Aylesbury Duck
Age: 40
TTC: since Nov 13 #1

Name: gaggia
Age: 32
DC: 3yo DD
TTC: first cycle

Name: Before
Age: 34
TTC (tentatively) #2
TTC since April 2014, m/c May 2014

Chat, 32
TTC number 2 since Dec 13 - mc march 14
DD age 2.9

Name: littleluna89
Age:25
DC: 19 month old DD
Ttc: cycle #1 (last dreaded depo injection in November 2013)

Name: Butterpuff
TTC #1 at 31
Cycle #3 hoping that AF doesn't show up on the 23rd as I have positive thoughts.

Name:splodge77,
ttc since April 14,
DC:1DS aged 3&1/2.

Name: Catsofa (the cat was sprawled on me when I had to pick a name)
Age: Nearly 35
TTC As soon as I next see him, it had better be somewhere private!
DCs: He has 2... who will become my DSC! , me none yet but I have a lovely lovely cat who is snoring.

Name: efilbean
Age: 31
TTC: June '14
DC: Only multiple four-legged ones.

Name: ItsMyFuckingWedding
28, have two DDs aged 4 and 3, been TTC since April.

Upduffed:

Name: cookielove
Age: 32
Ttc: Jan 2013
Dc: none, mmc last Sept and currently 26 weeks pregnant and long time lurker!

Name: Ness
Age: 32
TTC since: Mar 2013
DCs: none yet, but currently Just Lurking and expecting a baby boy, 19+3

Name: Wil
Age:34
TTC since: Dec 13
DCs: 1 aged 2 and currently 9 weeks upduffed.

Name: Minion
Age: old enough to know better, young enough not to care. Or 31 if we're putting labels on things.
TTC: for 15 months and one little jingle bell due to be delivered around Christmas time!

Rpopz: 28
Ttc since: Sept 2013.
DCs: dogs, cats, oh and a bean due in January!

Name: dulcetmoans (phone autocorrect to this even though its not a word - well done phone!)
Age: 28
TTC: March 2012 with a gap. 20 cycles in total until...
DCs: none but cooking one for January hopefully. Today in bit so confident though!

Name: Redshoes56
Age: 35
TTC since: May 2012
DCs: FINALLY knocked up through JS+Science. Frozen embryo onboard, hopefully for the next 9 months!

Think that's everyone!

Hi!

Name: Thesarcastic
Age: 33
TTC from Feb 2012, mc June 2013
2 DC.

We were doing it by charts and data and superstitions and everything, and now we're just going to go for it and hope, think. MIL is practically demanding another GC (as if we aren't trying) and occasionally gives out very embarrassing, TMI tips

oh dear God. I'm now the person on the thread who has been ttc the longest out of the remaining ttcers. I may eben be the longest standing thread member of the ttcers.

if anyone needs me I'll be in the pity pool!

thank you sarcastic you couldn't have timed that entry better!

Oh my god lil it was like you planned that!

Hi sarcastic welcome!!

I loved that luna that was quite an achievement!

Oops, just messed up your list, littleluna, I need to type a bit quicker, I think. Thanks for the welcome Lala

That's very organised of you Luna!

Have some in your pity pool Lil xxx

Helllooo sarcasticfringe!

I really wish id been more imaginative with my username. Are you sure I can't be smurfette?

As I said I like lists... When I was Guild Leader for a while in World of Warcraft my bedroom looked like a battle HQ! I had lists of every person in the guild, their items, the stats they needed for their role and the places to get the best gear for each person, used to drive DH mental, and you should have seen the lists when I was expecting DC 1 especially bad as I was also planning the wedding :D

sarcastic fringe you're in my list for next time :P

I think lala is better than smurfette. but you can have smurfette lala? actually you can have whatever you like if you can put up with our moaning!

how about lasmurfette a little au francais mais.....

thanks for the ...I'll stop sulking now! except about the fact I hate having a month off ttc. I miss the sex! And I'm actually missing . and and too cos I'm dieting! it all sucks!

LaSmurfette is good! We'll still know who you are!

Luna - do you still play WoW? I've been playing for years but very casually - Nessalina is my lvl 90 Frost Mage on Sha'tar!

I avoid using so many names I like in games just in case I ever end up having to delete my main because I want to call my child that name.

Morning viroids,

Well I'm in a cracking mood this sunny morning! As I have newly shorn legs I'm going to pack some leggings to get out for a run in my lunch break. I have a visitor in the afternoon so I hope he doesn't mind discussing funding bids with a sweaty mess

I think LaSmurfette has a good ring to it!

Lol, it's a good point catsofa I've had Ness loooong before I was thinking of kids, so I wasn't very forward thinking there!

good job this ones a boy then ness

I vote we nominate Luna as roll call master I did post that last night but somehow on the wrong thread, oops!

looks like its going to be another sunny day here so need to get my ass outta bad and put a load of washing on so its out on the line before I have to leave to meet my friend for coffee!

Morning viroids!
Ness you could always adapt for boy? tries to think of a way to do this and fails
Good moods are good!

It's my dhs birthday today so we are going out tonight. Got my ultrasound this morning and then being interviewed by journo for TV for work (not about ultrasound thank goodness!)

Just heard from one friend her ivf didn't work and my other friend is in waiting room for scan to find out if she's had mc. ttc really isn't as easy as my biology teacher seemed to imply! But I am determined to maintain zen today through the chaos.

It's a lovely sunny day have a good one viroids x

Where did you get your sunshine from ladies? its pizzling here. I had to put the washing up in the kitchen again.

But hurrah, office buddy has birthday so I have to eat the cakes brought in. Would be offensive not to.