Don't risk sending piss by post. Get your BFP the JS way! Slip on your disco pants, pet the full moon unicorn, and get jizzy in all the right places (just not the carpet). It's Just Shaggin' Part 25!

[Redshoes56]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 24 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/a2078980-Come-one-come-all-the-Jason-Doner-Van-is-open-for-business-Don-your-disco-pants-brandish-your-rim-brush-and-get-on-it-Its-Just-Shagging-part-24-Can-we-beat-23s-BFP-hat-trick-flange-wankers?" target="_blank">here</a> 

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2100803-Just-Shagging-Grads-Thread-9-Roll-Up-Roll-Up-all-you-graduated-Viroids" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

The original disco pants are like this:

I wore them on a night out and came home to get my cape on all slinky and alluring but struggled to get them off!

I have them in many colours!

Oh kato that makes much more sense now!

I've always wanted a pair something like these, but I'm not sure if DP would find them sexy or terrifying.

Also how uncomfortable would they be to sit down in?

Wow Kato those are lovely!

Yowch! I predict nipping!

Name: efilbean
Age: 31
TTC: June '14
DC: Only multiple four-legged ones.

I'm new to this thread and new to TTC but not so new to JSing ;)

Oh man my app is self destructing - it's reloading constantly!

Think disco pants were just too fabulous for my phone

Hey hey

Lovely news Ness - did you have any expectation of what you might be having? The only reason we found out the sex of DS ahead of time is that I was so sure I was having a boy, I needed advance warning in case I'd been wrong.

From Before Towers, the good news: only one vile potty today

The bad news: due to the above, I had to take the day off anyway even though DS is basically OK. Although he's on a bland diet of dry toast, clear soup and flat soft drinks, GP's orders. It seems to be working and so far no ill effects from the cheese triangle he snaffled while I wasn't looking.

Do I dare say that I have been aware of cervix position changes for some time? Sometimes one has to go looking for the ewcm (just me? OK then). And one of my first "am I pregnant" moments with DS was thinking that it was, erm, unusually tightly closed. TMI? Sorry...

I think you can wear disco pants with Cape as long as they're not on the outside of your trousers in true superhero style Dulce But I'm not much of a one for fashion either

Sorry to hear about AF Purple - feel free to kick everything around. Tip: is easier with wine

Hello hello newbies! I think Red must work in recruitment???

Sorry Kato its your AF! Sorry Purple for giving you a premature AF!

Glad the little one is perking up a bit Before. Do you think you'll be back in work tomorrow to make amends? Who can resist a cheese triangle

Ok bloods booked! I just think the 2 months I've had some sort of contraband tell me I'm icing, I was a week apart! I decided to believe the cbfm, DH is away tonight, I think he's glad of a rest lol.

kato sorry to hear Bout the witch!

red glad scan was good!

ness many Grats for a boy :)

dulcet wear disco pants and the cape! Nothing wrong with superheroes in the bedroom (lusts over Robert Downey jr as iron man some more)

Ah sorry Kato

I'm going to manage to get the cape and disco pants on tonight after all! I'll have to try and sneak a shower and a leg shave in - I'm a bit of a minger when I'm not expecting to see DP

Mmmmm Robert Downey Jr.... he's my one free shag...

DH's is Sandra Bullock (!?!?!)

hi folks.

PiS after 9yrs dh only gets me with shaved legs on special occasions. but as he's basically not interested in sex and it seems we only have sex for ttc purposes I guess it doesn't bother him cd13 and still no jsing, can u tell I'm peeved

I want a pair if disco pants! although I'd never wear them, I'm too conscious of my big ass and wide hips thanks mum!

I'm currently waiting for my ice cream maker to finish making my frozen raspberry yoghurt! yum!

Oh my god this thread is so busy, I'm not even going to try to keep up.

My legs are normally shaved but I certainly wouldn't go to any more effort than that. TBH that's mostly because we go swimming every week. And yeah, my legs are definitely not suitable for disco pants.

Oh and sorry, but RDJ is mine.

Scan went well! Phew!
Before - I was convinced it was a girl actually, so it's been good to have some adjusting time!!

"Piss in the post" really got all the new folks excited! I hope we are delivering on our promise of hilarity.

Congratulations nessa!

Just popped in to say hi ... and WORK IS KILLING ME! Every meeting is worse than the last, and I just topped off the day by having to plunge the toilet in the loo. I need to get the hell out of here for some fresh air.

Maternity leave can't come fast enough.

Man I hate shaving.... One of the perks of being up the duff is being able to sport a full bush! None of this brazilian malarkey to keep the husband interested all month round anymore (much to his disgust) !! Still shaving my legs though so I can wear skirts for work

Lol rpopz he's mine too. I jokingly told DH I'd buy him some iron man underwear and he said, very strictly, no! I don't want you thinking about him more! Hehe

And, just discovered twinings lemon and ginger tea! A lot of the fruity ones smell nice then taste disappointing, this is yummy! Might take some to work instead of normal tea, will probably spark rumours lol, just hope they'll be true, I'm officially twotting now!

I still keep up the leg shaving, but it's not for Mr La's benefit - it's because i wear skirts to work

Sitting next to some guy on bus who's listening to Mel C blasting from headphones. Oh my.

This post is very busy, but actually it's you resident lot posting ha ha!

Ness good news on the scan, hooray!

red what the heck did you do in the toilet???

I'm twotting - bfp/af due next week, eek!

Hi bean sorry we forgot to say hi, how rude...

It's gone from 24 to about 30 in a day on this Fred. red you are the pied piper of viroids with your silver tongued typing skills

Fx lala

And you zyla!

Fingers crossed Lala!

Is Mel C old enough to be retro and cool yet?

I think Red meant cleaning/ unblocking the toilet!?! But I had to read it a couple of times to be sure!