Don't risk sending piss by post. Get your BFP the JS way! Slip on your disco pants, pet the full moon unicorn, and get jizzy in all the right places (just not the carpet). It's Just Shaggin' Part 25!

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Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 24 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/a2078980-Come-one-come-all-the-Jason-Doner-Van-is-open-for-business-Don-your-disco-pants-brandish-your-rim-brush-and-get-on-it-Its-Just-Shagging-part-24-Can-we-beat-23s-BFP-hat-trick-flange-wankers?" target="_blank">here</a> 

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2100803-Just-Shagging-Grads-Thread-9-Roll-Up-Roll-Up-all-you-graduated-Viroids" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

that's a line clear as day! and as someone who has seen thousands of blank test I feel qualified to say this

congrats PiS you little kitty kat u!

can we get any more bfps in before the end if the thread?

I am now the proud owner of a digi test. Can't believe I paid that much for something I'm going to piss on! However DP is not coming over as planned as something has come up. This is where living separately has its downsides. I'm sure the digi will convince him but I'm not so sure he'll be impressed about me doing it by myself...... But then he shouldn't really be cross with someone in my condition right #milkingit

Was he with you when you did the first one? As if he isn't rushing home!! You can't be expected to wait x

Do it, then buy another to do with him if he moans about not being there :)

You lot are a bad influence!

I have to pee on something tomorrow. I've let him know

He won't be in the room when you actually piss on it (will he?!) so just do it now and then pretend to do it in the morning and come out of the toilet with it pre-pissed on - he'll never know!

Yes Dulce that was the plan I was trying to think of... but couldn't write it down somehow!! Lol. Mr Rpopz wasn't around for the peeing (plus I wasn't expecting it to do anything anyway...) I just shouted him upstairs after the line appeared! Mostly to check I wasn't seeing things haha. This is why pg tests come in boxes of two x

Fact. This is the exact reason there are two!

DH wasn't with me either, he was in bed. Are we terrible people?! lol.

Naaaahh. We're just crazy stick peeing addicts!

Po the stick pis and then pretend you haven't and do another one

Hahaha you're like drug addicts! Non FMU will be a waste of the digi though won't it...?

Ah, you got me there pis, I would wait until the morning. But if he isn't there then he misses it, we can't all wait for him!

Confession: with my DD, I POAS on the evening as was too impatient to wait got a bfp, waited until the morning to pee again when DH was there and DH to this day doesn't know about the first one... as several people have already pointed out, there's two in a pack for a reason!

I did 3 on evening pee... all bfp... And then an fmu one just to pacify DH - not sure exactly what he thought would change lol! Granted the morning one was a stronger line but not much!

But seriously pis - don't let us peer pressure you x

Oh pis that's a beautiful line! No squinting required! Delighted for you! X

"We can't all wait for him!"

Neither can I apparently.... I have stowed the digi in the bathroom so I can service our my POAS habit first thing

Oh my! Not much of this Fred to go! How many bfps have we had? pis, zyla and fluffy who dipped toe in and got upduffed in 5 min.

Who's next to test! And who's going to start new Fred? Zyla?

What will be in the new title? Just read back and there was chat of Pringle tubes, shewees and penises that are awesome. Was a fun Fred!

I can if you want, how do I do it? Start new thread in this topic?

There'll have to be a mention of awesome penises and wearing a piss hat tho :)

Congratulations pis

There was Butterpuff too.

Awesome penis is a must! And for the thread title

Thank you lovely viroids - I hope I don't disappoint you in the morning!

Don't feel like you have to zyla if you did tho I think you just copy over the message at start of Fred within same topic, new Fred number and Fred title. All the old ones should be there to look at for inspiration.

Is that right viroids?

I'll start it tomorrow evening, we won't fill it up before then will we?

Is that 3 upduffs on this Fred? Fabby days!

Congrats pis a line is indeed a line!

Im icing.....i can feel it. Might miss the boat this cycle. Im sick of quickies with 'intent to upduff'.