Don't risk sending piss by post. Get your BFP the JS way! Slip on your disco pants, pet the full moon unicorn, and get jizzy in all the right places (just not the carpet). It's Just Shaggin' Part 25!

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Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 24 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/a2078980-Come-one-come-all-the-Jason-Doner-Van-is-open-for-business-Don-your-disco-pants-brandish-your-rim-brush-and-get-on-it-Its-Just-Shagging-part-24-Can-we-beat-23s-BFP-hat-trick-flange-wankers?" target="_blank">here</a> 

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2100803-Just-Shagging-Grads-Thread-9-Roll-Up-Roll-Up-all-you-graduated-Viroids" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

I'm not a big fan of the boat (seasickness) but I think free wine and snacks would make it all better

Are you sure it wasn't your contraband in that parcel...?

Haha! Nope that big box is getting sent to my work!!

Two days till AF is due, most of my symptoms have gone though (except for a weird craving for salted peanuts?!) avoids checking pants again

I'm pretty sure that the list of Viroids iI've been keeping is all up to date have scanned through the past 31pages so I can post that up at the beginning of the next thread if people want?

Yo! Morning viroids!

Stinky weather here I was meant to be taking my horse jumping but it's pretty gross so no.

Fx for twotters! Who's to test next? pis keep the faith! Hoping witch stays away.

luna I have to confess I really like writing my stats at start of each Fred I'm such a geek. Also some people don't come back after each Fred if they got upduffed so might be a few folk on there who aren't here anymore. There are a few names I've not seen for a bit - who's lurking??

Kid next door is screaming 'MUMMY!!!!!' 'DADDY!!!!' I think mummy and daddy are having lie in and ignoring him. I'd probably do that too...zzzzz...

How's everyone? I'm tired and cranky but that's just par for the course getting up stupidoclock on Saturday.

Morning viroids. I'm still symptom spotting like a mad thing. Adding bad mood to the list now. I've pretty much convinced myself it's another chem because everything is the same as it was before

We've got your Tour de France coming today. Hope it stops raining! Have a good day y'all

I'm also awake, what am I awake when I can have a lie in... Whhhhhyyyyyyyy?

We were planning to go for a nice walk today, but it looks like the weather may have altered our plans to shopping!!

Morning viroids! (phone just autocorrected that to virgins - LOL). Weather is shite here too but I don't care because I'm working anyway... boooo! x

cheer up u lot! don't let a but of rain get u down!

sounds good Luna

purple have u poas? just because things are similar doesn't mean the same will happen. isn't a Chem when it doesn't implant properly? so there would still be hcg so you would still have the same symptoms if it did implant properly. so don't think the worst, be positive. AND POAS!!

witch due here any day now. weird that I'm desperate for her to get here! bring on cycle 17 so we can get the capes out again!

Morning viroids!

Its raining so much here today.
I fancied a little look to the tour de France today I suspect it will be heaving though.

I also have two loads of washing to dry boooooooooooo.

It's actually quite nice here now! Been for a ride, washed the (grey) horse then watched as he rolled in the biggest patch of mud he could find

Morning Viroids!

I was up unusually early for a Saturday (aka pre-9am... Laaaazy Pis!) as we had some friends staying last night. Queue for the loo meant no POASing.

Witch due today assuming I have another short 25 day cycle like last month. I'll mostly be on pant watch.

I'm going to get some new climbing shoes later so that'll distract me for a bit! I'm not very good but it's fun.

Lala horse sounds like an errant toddler

It was peeing down but it's dried up now. Pleased I can get some washing out. Get to help DS with his homework next. Yup it's all rock n roll in Pisland.

Afternoon! It's raining here too. At least I won't need to water the garden though.

Ah Lala you have a horse? I would love to have horses again. I had to give mine up when I moved to the city. Keep meaning to arrange to have lessons but it's not the same as having your own. What breed have you got?

Lil I'm full of symptoms but only day 14 so I'm still gonna get my cape on later just in case
No point POAS for a couple of weeks but I have my FRERs ready

Another horsey JSer here, own horse is broken ) so currently riding for various other people. Keeps me sane and it's my time when I can stop being mummy for a few hours.

woohoo the witch is here!

I think that may be the first and last time that phrase is ever uttered on this fred! Hooray Lil x

Yay Lil dust off that cape.

If I hold a wee will it be like FMU in an hour or so or shall I stop being daft and just wait till morning.....?

if you've not had a drink in a while, it'll be the same as fmu. I'm not convinced fmu is necessary tbh... I did 3 tests on evening pee (and within about an hour of each other lol) and they were all pos

Hellooo viroids - I am back from sunny Spain (although actually it was just as sunny here yesterday).

G'luck pis - I'd wait till the morning to save potential unnecessary disappointment today iiwy.

Lil hurrah! sings 'get your cape on get your get your cape on' to tune of get your freak on

Either ERTD is 6 days early or... Could it be the mythical implementation bleed? Have a little bit of brown spotting this evening.

It's the witch. Oh well. It was nice to hope for a few hours.

Getcha Getcha Getcha Getcha Getcha Cape on.....

I'm going to have that in my head all night now.

Sorry Tabs hope you had a great time anyway.

I have decided to wait until the morning provided the hag doesn't turn up overnight. Still not feeling upduffed but hey ho.

I think u could be right rpopz!!
it was nice to have a break but I'm ready and raring to go with plenty of PMA and zen! will dust off my cape, pull my vitamins out the drawer (couldn't take them with the antibiotics and forgot to restart) and may even dig out my yoga dvd!

fx PiS

tabby sorry but hope you had a lively holiday

I meant lovely but lively works too!

tabby welcome back!

lil I hope your cape is extra spangly and raring to go!

I've had my cape on all weekend so far. All quickies though because we've been so busy. IABU to want some JSing for more than 10 minutes?
I think not!

purple day 14 dpo or cd? Just wondered as I don't ice til cd21 each month.

Morning viroids! Up early today coz I've got to go help out at a work thing. On a Sunday, hooray!

mini horse is Iberian, he's beautiful (albeit mud monster). But sadly he's going on loan in a few weeks :(. Long story but short version is I can't afford him just now and as we are ttc I am letting him go for a few years to someone lovely who will be able to take care of him whilst I concentrate on saving money and trying to get upduffed. We live long way from family so there'd be no one to help with him whilst pg and I've had to make a sensible but heartbreaking decision. Idea is he'll come back in a few years. Expect a very tearful La in a few weeks!

could I can't wait to have him back and get time to myself and him when (hopefully!) I have children finally. Do you find you can cope ok looking after horse as well as children? My mum thinks it will be too much. What's wrong with your horse just now?

lil does that mean you get to ttc again this next month after your tests? I was delighted to see witch this time coz everything was in limbo til she came, waiting for one or the other to happen

tabby welcome back! Sorry witch came.

I just fucked up first day of ultimate contraband asking for test. Went for wee an hour ago and totally forgot to pee in roc. Bloody hell!! Silly La.

Going to see if I can squeeze more out...