Don't risk sending piss by post. Get your BFP the JS way! Slip on your disco pants, pet the full moon unicorn, and get jizzy in all the right places (just not the carpet). It's Just Shaggin' Part 25!

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Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 24 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/a2078980-Come-one-come-all-the-Jason-Doner-Van-is-open-for-business-Don-your-disco-pants-brandish-your-rim-brush-and-get-on-it-Its-Just-Shagging-part-24-Can-we-beat-23s-BFP-hat-trick-flange-wankers?" target="_blank">here</a> 

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2100803-Just-Shagging-Grads-Thread-9-Roll-Up-Roll-Up-all-you-graduated-Viroids" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

I cried so much when mark green died, and agree, earlier series were the best. Had a crush on carter too in the letter series he was in (when Noah wyle had gotten a bit older ;) )

Oh, when they got stabbed... The feels!
The feels!!!

Morning shaggers! How's everyone going, alright?

Why am I awake? Why are you all awake?

Love er but yes the earlier series were much better. I sobbed when mark died!

that was it! and the nurse he was with was she called carol? I think I may need to get me some er to watch!

couldn't get into 24 either. tried to watch that hostages too but that was boring. and couldn't get into walking dead either. mil bought me downton abbey 2years ago for my bday. its still in the sellophane!

im a crime girl, bones, criminal minds, CSI. although I do like stuff like drop dead diva and cougar town too.

lala sorry, its so hard to keep up with everyone! glad its all good news. is dh having a second sa? and did they do amh and rubella with your bloods? fx contraband will have you upduffed in no time. might be worth seeing if you can get referred after one year so u can get hsg done too if you want to. I know my go told me 2 years but the hospital/clinic website said 1 so if I hadn't got referred I'd have been going back with a website printout!

Feeling a bit left out! Need to watch more telly....

Morning shaggers! Did you know it's national drive like a knob day? Me neither but everyone on the M4 was getting into the spirit. I need a coffee.... And a brandy to calm my nerves.

Ah course you did La - sorry. Great news all is well anyway. Get yourself some preseed and then you'll have the rpopz winning formula xx

Hi everyone, I wondered if I could join in? I've been lurking for a bit and finally plucked up the courage to say hi!

My stats:
Name: minimooo
Age: 30
TTC #1
TTC since: October 2012.
Had a mmc March 2013 but nothing since.

Hi mini sorry to hear about your MC x

I spent my lunchtime googling EWCM 4DPO (not a recommended side dish I must admit) and have come to the conclusion that enough googling can make anything a symptom including doing a lot of googling. Only 2 days left of the TWOT.....

Pis do you have EWCM at the moment? Not trying to fuel the mental but that was my earliest symptom.

Hi moo, welcome. Sorry to hear about your mc. Hope the thread brings you luck.

lil no just the normal bloods - I'll see how this next month goes then definitely get myself back there to push for more, thanks so much for the advice

Hi mini lovely to meet you, don't lurk it's more fun if you join in! So sorry to hear about mc.

pis Google is a dangerous tool but a bit of symptom spotting is allowed

reading about EWCM whilst sitting in hairdressers with lots of foil in my hair was a bit surreal!

Ha! Loving the awesome penis thread. At a friend's baby shower today and spent half of it comforting another friend sobbing in the toilet about an early mc. How she found the strength to come I don't know.

Welcome Mini sorry about the mc, they are a bummer. Good luck

Text, not thread. But do feel free to start one, Lala, we would all like that a lot!

I think it should start with 'we js as much as our men's awesome penises will allow' !!

chat that's really crap the poor girl, you're right kudos to her for going to the shower, it must have been hard

thanks for the lovely welcome!

mmc was a low point for sure. Had lots of counselling since though and feeling more able to cope with it now. I'm finding the length of time to conceive since the mmc (15 months now) quite difficult to deal with, but I appreciate that there's others with much more difficult/complicated/longer journeys than me. I just keep thinking positive thoughts and trying to use it as an opportunity to get my body healthy and my uterus ready for a little embryo to snuggle in.

chat sorry to hear about your friend. So brave of her to go to the baby shower.

pis I am awful for googling symptoms during tww. I never seem to get tired of it! Fx for the next few days, hope the witch stays away.

haha at 'penis is awesome'! Brilliant text!

Welcome Mini. So sorry to hear about your mmc, it was always my greatest fear. Glad you had counselling to help you through it.

Oh, Chat that's so sad. What a great girl for still going. Not sure I'd have been so strong.

Hope everyone's well and getting their shag on tonight x

A mild discomfort somewhere near my right ovary four days before the witch is due is probably wind, yes?

So I went to buy some sticks to pee on earlier while shopping for my mum. Decide to sneak them through the self checkouts. Bump into stepdad's BIL shit! Manage to hide sticks under pint of milk and natter politely. Find a till faaaaar away from his. Trying to get the items (only two) scanned and paid for quickly. Bloody till has been switched to Welsh text. Waaaah. No matter - I know the drill. Stuff sticks in my bag so they're out of the way while I pay. Machine won't take card. Can't understand the error message. Waaaaah! By the time the supervisor has entered his code (twice [shame]) I realise the problem is that the sticks are in my bag so the till wants to know where they are. Grrrrrrr. Finally manage to pay for pissy sticks after BIL has passed me and had another chat. Hope to God his eyesight isn't great

This ttc lark has unexpected stresses!

Oops Picking up sticks at the supermarket will guarantee I bump into somebody I know. Every bloody time!

Hi mini

Had the cape on tonight. DP has an awesome penis! haaaaaaaaaa Lala that's the funniest thing ever! Are you sure you're woman enough to handle such awesomness?

chat I get that round about icing time, could it be that? Although it would be a late ice.

lala I wasn't driven too mad during those 4 years I just kind of ignored it. We got referred for treatment and by our 2nd appointment it just happened.....with no treatment. Still felt shit when friends got knocked up just by glancing at a sperm though.

anything is worth a try

I always find even if I get the pharmacy lady at sainsburys to swipe the box to get rid of security tag it still sets the alarm off. Am on first name terms with security guard now.

no probs lala I hope you don't need to go and push though. really hoping the contraband will nail it for you as all ur tests are OK.

welcome mini, don't be shy get stuck in! we're all bonkers nice enough . also sorry to gear about your mc. have you been for any tests yet?

chat ur poor friend. glad she had u to support her.

too tired to remember everything I've read so off to bed! night viroids

Morning JSers!

lil I haven't had any tests yet. Have been for an initial consultation with GP but he said he couldn't do anything until I make an appointment for him to see me and dh at the same time. In the process of arranging that appointment at the moment.
Had to endure lots of embarrassing questions ("are you having penetrative sex?" umm, yes! "And is it vaginal sex?" yes! Good god, does he really need to check that?! I gave him a funny look and he replied that he's heard all sorts! the mind boggles )

Only on CD7 here so waiting to gear up for shagging with intent later on in the month just for fun at the moment

Happy Friday everyone!

Are you sure he was the GP..? It reminds me of back when I had DS and my mum came to the maternity unit with her friend to see me. She had recently had a colposcopy and pointed out the colposcopy clinic to her friend as they passed. Unfortunately my mum hasn't the best sense of direction and actually pointed out a broom cupboard. Her friend suggested perhaps she'd been assaulted by the janitor....

Starting to get the dull back ache that suggests AF is on her way but I did expect to be out this month. I'll have to make plans with DP to have a night together next week in case she takes a wrong turn. I'd like him to be there when if I need to POAS

Oh no, pis that's worrying! He was def a gp. He was locum, but still a gp. I have had loads of problems with my gp surgery though. Throughout my mmc they were pretty crap. I keep meaning to change to a different surgery actually. Maybe now's the time...it's just so much hassle!

fx that af stays away for you!

VIROIDS!

I'm back! Had a luffley time with my Mummy onboard minicruise to Amsterdam.

We had free wine and snacks, and had a very relaxing time.

Buggering thing is I think I ov while I was away. We dtd before we left, but when I got home DH has put his back out taking in a huge parcel for the neighbours!!

Going to be so casual this month then, assuming I've missed the boat (Pun so so intended!)

Will catch up!