Don't risk sending piss by post. Get your BFP the JS way! Slip on your disco pants, pet the full moon unicorn, and get jizzy in all the right places (just not the carpet). It's Just Shaggin' Part 25!

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Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 24 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/a2078980-Come-one-come-all-the-Jason-Doner-Van-is-open-for-business-Don-your-disco-pants-brandish-your-rim-brush-and-get-on-it-Its-Just-Shagging-part-24-Can-we-beat-23s-BFP-hat-trick-flange-wankers?" target="_blank">here</a> 

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2100803-Just-Shagging-Grads-Thread-9-Roll-Up-Roll-Up-all-you-graduated-Viroids" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

Fx for icing Fatty

Hello, just had to say you must watch Greys Anatomy, best show ever!

Pis if Glastonbury lost the crowds, camping,mud and toilets I'd be in there like swimwear

Oh and I had to leave hotel restaurant earlier due to a very strong coconut smell....WTF

Haha Purple at least that's a nice smell... in my pre bfp twot all I could smell was shit everywhere! Started getting a little paranoid LOL

trots off to amazon thanks all! Will also check with my brother whether he has is - he owns an enviable selection of tv box sets!

When are you due to POAS purple?

Just after I found out I was pregnant with DS I become repulsed by the smell of his father poor dab

Nice popz . I often get that aroma too but then it is followed by the pitter patter of toddler feet.

Just to break the mould, I find Grey's anatomy a bit schmaltzy. It's no ER (early days of, obviously).

That's the weird thing. I'm on day 12 so at least 2 weeks yet
I heard that once you get to 40 icing is all over the shop and it's possible you might ice so late that it's into the next month.
Im trying and failing not to obsess.

Haha Wil, the poor dog got the blame for a lot if it...

I've also had the being repulsed by DH smell thing... the menfolk don't get off lightly in this pg lark

No Wil it's not ER and I might do them next when I'm done with Greys

Ooh I did love Er!

Love loved ER

Ah I loved ER! But agree earlier series were better I gave up later on

Oh I loved ER too! Enjoyed Grey's but preferred Scrubs

Scrubs got a bit too daft towards the end, like they ran out of ideas

I'm still mourning the end of breaking bad last year, haven't found a series to beat that yet.

oh god I couldn't stand breaking bad.

loved ER though. was only a kid when it first started but I remember Dr Green, carter and whoever clooney played. used to beg my mum to let me watch it with her. I must have been about 11?!

and I think ive mentioned i love greys.

Ok lovely viroids, your positivity worked, I've bounced back and shaken off my funk!

gaggia wow four years!? I really would go mad! Fx it's quicker for you this time.

lil wil popz I had my bloods and ultrasound a few weeks ago (all ok) and we were waiting on Dhs test results - he phoned four times in past week, only to be told to phone back another time. Poor man was starting to worry a bit!

Very pleased to have received a text this afternoon telling me his 'penis is awesome'. I'm guessing that means tests came back ok?

So we just need to shag more apparently!

pis I'm so envious! I love glasto so much! Did you go to Arcadia? I got worms from glasto last year. Not as permanent as a cold sore but just as irritating!

fringe sod the witch she's a coo!

fatty fx for icing! purple loving the symptom spotting, carry on my dear!

Never seen greys anatomy

Love ER!

Anyone else watching 24 new series? Really good!

I love Elementary with Johnny lee miller and Lucy lieu. If you've not seen it you should!

Still mourning himym

Haha penis is awesome

We went up to Arcadia a couple of times. Quite toasty near the spider! Didn't do Shangri-la this year - in my experience it's a frickin nightmare when it's muddy. Also the dance field closed early on Sat as they breached sound restrictions so everyone there headed in that direction. Glad I missed it. I was a bit tipsy on Saturday so headed home to hug my leaky air bed ..... Never mind the "value-per-bottle", boxes of wine are never a good idea.

Worms ewww! Would rather something curable than my pet virus though.

Happy shagging Lala and don't stop early this time! Like Dory Just keep shagging, shagging, shagging, just keep......

Never tried breaking bad or 24. DH watches elementary, I quite like it

Lol at the awesome penis.

Best get your cape on lala

Dr Doug Ross Lil! Ah I had such a crush. Also not that fussed on Breaking Bad. Do like Homeland though.

Glad results were ok Lala, hope you're up to the challenge of more shagging . Ew to the worms.

Really looking forward to work tomorrow/today seeing as I'm wide awake at this time.