Don't risk sending piss by post. Get your BFP the JS way! Slip on your disco pants, pet the full moon unicorn, and get jizzy in all the right places (just not the carpet). It's Just Shaggin' Part 25!

[Redshoes56]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 24 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/a2078980-Come-one-come-all-the-Jason-Doner-Van-is-open-for-business-Don-your-disco-pants-brandish-your-rim-brush-and-get-on-it-Its-Just-Shagging-part-24-Can-we-beat-23s-BFP-hat-trick-flange-wankers?" target="_blank">here</a> 

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2100803-Just-Shagging-Grads-Thread-9-Roll-Up-Roll-Up-all-you-graduated-Viroids" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

Think witch is coming

Hello to the new ladies! waves

Hope she stays away Lala and you too Babble - you're being very restrained!!

Sorry to hear that Fatty - I'm def going to look into that as I'm a bit of a medical geek. Its a shame your parents are being so closed about it but I guess its painful for them. Hugs x

Still no sign, and my right nipple got a bit painful earlier... I will not poas until Tuesday morning if witch doesn't arrive!

Poas and bffn, not too disheartened though, I think dp was a little more than me this time, but I explained that we had only done it like 6 times this month so i would have been more likely to have angels flying out of my arse than get pregnant this month! Nvm I've got to crack on with uni stuff anyway, can't do it with my head full of what ifs and baby making things. I am seriously thinking of giving up now, even with the extra seat in the car. But I say that every month [hmmm]

ERTD arrived. Meh.

Citrus bastard remains evasive. Bastard.

Hugs gaggia

And babble it's not def until the witch arrives, lala thinking she's coming isn't the same as her actually being here! she may veer off at the last minute!

Boooo to bfn babble. you made me laugh with angels flying out of your ass!

No witch and POAS but bfn, booooo!

Getting ultimate contraband ready in case af arrives overnight.

Knackered today! We drove 6 hours back from wedding. Hope you're having a good day xx

gaggia booooooooo bloody witch!

Gaggia join the club, AF arrived here too

Bugger Gaggia. Few more days and you'll be getting your cape on again. I keep giving myself a talking to like that. Next month is my month etc.

Fx babble, you've willpower of steel

Lala I have to say I liked the ultimate contraband, and DH liked recording on it days we'd DTD lol

I loved ultimate contraband Lala (possibly just coincidence I got upduffed first month of using it but you never know)

Lots of AF arrivals today... have you all synchronised??? for all.

DH has got trapped wind and is acting really fucking tragic about it... on the verge of kicking him out for the night!!

Can you not just put him over your knee and burp him?

Haha.. he asked me to. I said no because he's just too pathetic and I'm feeling sadistic.

You really are all in sync. for all with AF, fx for all who are currently keeping the witch at bay. I'm in bed before my toddler. I'm so tragic.

Give him a peppermint tea and tell him to do some yoga Popz, that'll sort him out.

Lol rpopz

And for those the witch visited, sorry, next month!

On a positive note one friend had a baby this weekend and another announced she is pregnant (fab news as had a mc before). So a weekend of lovely news!

hi commander and wonky any everyone else

wonky I'm sorry you are having to go through the extra struggle of being off your meds while ttc. we've been ttc for 19months and its tough enough for us as two healthy people. everyone here is very supportive so feel free to come and vent whenever you need to. not sure what ra is, but I have some insight to some of the things you described as I know someone with lupus who also suffers with stiff joints tiredness etc. luckily for her she got pg very quickly with both her dcs.

sorry all with bfns and AF bloody witch! my boobs are killing more than usual this month so I'm glad there's no chance its a symptom else I'd be getting my hopes up!

hope the bastard lemons were located, lol!

well I've just returned from a weekend of theme park rides. it was awesome fun, but am completely nakered so off to bed!

Evening viroids. I've been away and missed so much! Congratulations to the BFP crew, boo and to the AF snchro team and welcome to the newbies.

Twotting here again...having physically seen DH this month I am more hopeful than last time...time shall tell. Good luck fellow Twotters

We are AF buddies!

On the plus side mil made banoffee pie today and I ate it so I feel like a winner.

Fx for all the twotters and for any of you visited by the ertd

gaggia loving the tampon charm - hang on to mine I reckon I'll be in the gang tomorrow.

Gaaaah! Monday tomorrow! But I have tues off to go to an event with Mr La and thurs afternoon to get my hair done.

Was expecting AF to be here this morning when I woke up but no, she wants to piss me about a little bit more, making me more and more cranky in the process!!!! Grrrrrrr I even envoked the law of sod by poasing and still nothing ffs, it'll happen while I'm out without any tampons won't it!!!! Just to be a total bitch, as if showing up in the first place isn't enough, she has to fuck you about a bit too! So grumpy....

Didn't she piss you about last month too Babble? She needs a firm talking to.

Loving the tampon charm chat. There's not much symptom spotting going on these days, you're all very good.

Aaargh Babble how annoying for you! Maybe its stress related, you sound like you've had a lot on this month xxx

Any update on you La???