Don't risk sending piss by post. Get your BFP the JS way! Slip on your disco pants, pet the full moon unicorn, and get jizzy in all the right places (just not the carpet). It's Just Shaggin' Part 25!

[Redshoes56]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 24 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/a2078980-Come-one-come-all-the-Jason-Doner-Van-is-open-for-business-Don-your-disco-pants-brandish-your-rim-brush-and-get-on-it-Its-Just-Shagging-part-24-Can-we-beat-23s-BFP-hat-trick-flange-wankers?" target="_blank">here</a> 

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2100803-Just-Shagging-Grads-Thread-9-Roll-Up-Roll-Up-all-you-graduated-Viroids" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

No he's being a bit of an arse by all accounts. Do you think he's aware that he is?

We haven't spoken today. Both wfh too!
TTC is getting to both of us. He's going to the nurse to register at the docs soon. I'll have a go at him later. Too much work to do now!

All sorted. TTC seems to be making me irrational. He hadn't a clue what he'd done wrong. To be fair it wasn't much. I'm sooo emotional at the moment, I keep crying for no reason

Hugs purple

lala tiny, gentle hooya.

purple might I suggest you treat yourself? Wine or chocolate to make you feel better maybe.

I always feel better when I'm consuming sugar.

Hugs Purple.

Probably need a hooya too, POAS again impatiently this afternoon so not fmu and bfn, again...cd37 I think, aibu to really want something to happen either way?!? However lala you have been trying far longer than me so I think you're entitled to feel more disgruntled!! :) fingers crossed for you.

I am not going to poas, I am not going to poas, I am not going to poas, I am not going to poas!!! AF due Sunday/Monday, and I am determinednot to wastepoas this month absolutley fucking determined!!!!

I am not going to poas, I am not going to poas, I am not going to poas, I am not going to poas!!! AF due Sunday/Monday, and I am determinednot to wastepoas this month absolutley fucking determined!!!!

So, I got my cape on earlier today. Not much chance that it will turn into something, only on day 4 of my cycle here. Still, it was fun, fun is good, I like fun shags just because we feel like it and not because we 'have to'! Also, it means I'm to driving both me and him mental with lifting me legs in the air afterwards or not wanting to spill jizz by doing other stuff. Regular shag = happy cow. Happy cow = not stressed. Not stressed = better for conception anyway.

Stay strong, babble!

la I am sure Mr. La is just terrified to hear the results. It's really tough on our men, more than they like to let on. Mr. Shoes was devastated when we found out sperm morphology (in other words, HE) was the issue. They can't help but feel like "less of a man" as it's their one expected biological duty. I keep assuring him that my lady parts are troublesome too and he's not alone. You're going to have to push him, though; he can't avoid it forever!

Good going on the just-for-fun, fatty.

purple I second the idea if treating yourself - it sounds like you need to give yourself a break.

Mr La phoned up yesterday - he needs to phone up on mon to speak to his doc as they have his results, but receptionist said if there was problem he'd have heard by now.

red it must've been tough for Mr Shoes, I do understand, it's his laid back attitude though I think that's the issue for mine.

I know results are scary for the guy but I went to my ultrasound on my own, plus blood appointments and Mr La didn't give it a second thought . He just doesn't seem very bothered about any of it, I asked him if he was scared and he said no. I think he's just very laid back.

We are oop north now for a wedding, drove up yesterday, having to stop various times for dh to be sick (hungover).

2 days late, didn't bring tests with me on purpose.

could don't be daft lovely I'm always delighted for anyone with a bfp! Fx for yooooou! I think I'm cd35 so we are cycle twins.

babble POAS (I'm terrible influence)

fatty hooray for fun shags!

Sorry Lala didn't mean to be so blunt before it's just that he sounds quite similar to MrWil and so I realise how frustrating it can be. Was probably projecting my annoyance onto your poor hubby! Enjoy the wedding.

Fatty you sound like me!
Thanks girls. I had a good chat with him, cried more, then opened wine and felt better

Lala we have shops up north :-)
Have a great time at the wedding and fx for Mr La

Morning ladies, just checking in! waves

Have a great time at the wedding La x

purple we may indeed have shops up north however.......where are the lemons!. Every bastard supermarket I've gone too this week has no lemons!
The north has NO lemons made up FACT.
No dill too.Raaaaaaaaaage.

Can confirm waitrose have lemons, bought some yesterday.
Little green though so hopefully the tea loaf won't taste too underripe...

Ooh wil I didn't even notice bluntness! I'm a scot, I like getting to the point

Ha! Shop next to my mates house has lemons and hpgs (came out as 'hogs' on autocorrect hee hee!) but I'm being ultra restrained.

Sitting with curlers in whilst Mr La has a wee kip. Must be knackering being driven about

Lemons and dill gaggia? What are you making?

I am not going to poas, I am not going to poas, I am not going to poas, I am not going to poas!!! AF due Sunday/Monday, and I am determinednot to wastepoas this month absolutley fucking determined!!!!

Haha you're really determined Babble! Don't do it, wait until a better chance of a BFP.

Monday isn't that far away Babble...

Am I being a bad influence if I say my AF wasn't due until sun and I POAS on wed night?

Sorry for being bad, but I have no patience! No idea how you're being so restrained babble

Haha its what FRERs were invented for