Don't risk sending piss by post. Get your BFP the JS way! Slip on your disco pants, pet the full moon unicorn, and get jizzy in all the right places (just not the carpet). It's Just Shaggin' Part 25!

[Redshoes56]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 24 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/a2078980-Come-one-come-all-the-Jason-Doner-Van-is-open-for-business-Don-your-disco-pants-brandish-your-rim-brush-and-get-on-it-Its-Just-Shagging-part-24-Can-we-beat-23s-BFP-hat-trick-flange-wankers?" target="_blank">here</a> 

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2100803-Just-Shagging-Grads-Thread-9-Roll-Up-Roll-Up-all-you-graduated-Viroids" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

OMG!!! I haven't been on here in so long it feels like. Hello all. Massive waves to all of you who know me! Massive helloooo to everyone else too.
I can't believe how many of you are upduffed! I'm so happy for you guys! Especially Red, my lovely! I'm thrilled for you!!!!

I'm going ok. Had one failed IVF cycle as you know and now waiting until we can do the next one. They thought we might be able to do the next one in September time, but it looks unlikely now as I've got a new job and it would be too stressful trying to get in to scans etc, so I need to do it during holidays, which looks like it'll be Christmas time. My body won't be ready before then and they won't let me have another go until Sept. Anyway, I just wanted to check in and say hello. I'm sorry I can't follow on here anymore, but my work and life are just too busy. But I do lurk every now and again and say hi and I hope that's ok?

As for this month, I haven't had ERTD yet and I'm on CD32 and feeling like I'm having ov pains for the second time this cycle. I've read IVF can mess up your cycles, so I guess that's what this is. I'd love to be hopeful, but I did a test and BFN, so I guess it's just a matter of waiting now.

Massive hurrahs for everyone! And keep going all those still trying! I'm a real anomaly. I started on this thread on JS no.14 and so many ladies have got upduffed since then and I'm the only one I know who isn't upduffed, so that's quite a phenomenal success rate! So don't give up! Catch you later

hi bear good to hear from you. good that you have a plan. think I joined on js 15 but haven't been going thru this as long as u. still, moving forward!

Oh I'm so sorry lil - have you had a name change? I don't recognise your name. Might be being a bit thick though. Where are you up to? Have you been for investigations?

Same splodge am twotting. Eight days to go

P.S. Don't give up Lil.

I'm kinda twotting Splodge. AF due a week Friday but I suspect I'm icing late (like as we speak) so just using symptom spotting as an excuse for afternoon naps (I'm a big fan of the nap)

I have my Pringles tubes packed and ready to go first thing so hope all you JSing viroids have a toe numbing weekend. See you next Tuesday (pardon the expression)

Did I miss anything amusing/insightful from BradleySpeck?

lil I facetimed him cos he stops away for work a couple of times a week and I have no patience to wait

Fx could, splodge, and pisg

Morning! What did bradley say that was so appalling? Was it insightful?

Af due today, just tested and got bfn. Hate ttc, it's a pile of crap. Grrrrr...

Bear good luck with your ivf, keep checking in now and then, it's lovely to hear from you!

lil how long til your appointment?

Twotters! Good luck! I think I'm out of the running this month, just going to see and wait for witch to appear.

Getting tired of the disappointment every month

Sorry lala but you're not def out until the witch arrives. Who was it who had several BFNs then a late positive, was is ness?

I had 2 BFNs before BFP, keep hoping Lala.

Sorry you're having to wait Bear. Pesky work seems to get in the way for a lot of people.

Also want to know what the troll said, did you see it Kato?

Enjoy glasto Pis and happy shagging/twotting shaggers!

Why are you all up so early??? And what did weirdo say- I'm intrigued too!!

the troll was crap about spell casters.

bear I was lil1ady....kept the lil to save confusing this lot

so far I've had day 21 bloods, ultrasound and hsg. hsg was this cycle so we are in a non ttc cycle for the first time in forever. our first appointment with consultant is 3 weeks today so hopefully we will know a bit more then. feel a bit better now I have appt date as it gives me something to focus on.

lala ur not out yet!

Work popz, unfortunately. Well that an the fact I'm awake half the night because of hayfever.

Spell casting eh. Well there's a trick we've not tried!!

Sorry about the bfn Lala - hope the witch doesn't show though!! x

How you feeling this morning Zyla?? I was same as you when I got my bfp - no idea why I tested as no genuine symptoms... I just felt like I had to!!

Fx lala

My reverse psychology tactics for buying san pro haven't worked. I'm not pg and I have a cupboard full of tampax.
I keep buying it in the hopes that I won't need it!

Anyone else do this?

zyla you did it! Bloody well done and huge congrats!

Im about to get my cape on.

Haha Gaggia, better luck this time!

Can't say I'm a sanitary product hoarder Purple, in fact I run out more often than not and have to do a mad dash to the shops.

zyla woooohoooo girl!
Congratulations to you both. Is this the first bfp for the Fred!
Yehawwww!

Hey girls, heard babies heartbeat today. So very, very cool. I'm also beginning to feel movements too, so that is awesome xxx

Stay positive shaggers xx

Ooh min that's fab!! Must be amazing

gaggia at midday on a thurs?! That's dedication!

Fabulous news Min

I don't normally hoard them I just keep thinking that if I buy loads I won't need them! It's not working obvs

Think the witch has fecked off now so I'll be getting my cape on when hubby gets home. god loves a tryer