Don't risk sending piss by post. Get your BFP the JS way! Slip on your disco pants, pet the full moon unicorn, and get jizzy in all the right places (just not the carpet). It's Just Shaggin' Part 25!

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Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 24 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/a2078980-Come-one-come-all-the-Jason-Doner-Van-is-open-for-business-Don-your-disco-pants-brandish-your-rim-brush-and-get-on-it-Its-Just-Shagging-part-24-Can-we-beat-23s-BFP-hat-trick-flange-wankers?" target="_blank">here</a> 

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2100803-Just-Shagging-Grads-Thread-9-Roll-Up-Roll-Up-all-you-graduated-Viroids" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

Hi viroids! What's this about mooncups? I thought those were used only at glasto?

pis is this your ROC (receptacle of choice). I might have to replace shampoo lid soon it's a bit foosty

Had scan today. Definitely iced so looking ok for me! Dh is getting his jiz on tomorro

lala you're thinking of sheewees love ha ha

one of my colleagues uses a mooncup, she raves about it, although she has found the dog chewing on it before!

No offence but all this talk of mooncups as conception aids is making me feel a bit sicky. I need to try to stop having mental pictures of things.

Butter on this thread, symptom spotting starts about 3 days post ov! Anything is a symptom!

Congratulations Ayles, are you going to go all bridezilla on us?

Haha it is pretty minging Wil. Also not sure how it really helps! ...

Haha La yep shewees are different but equally as gross!

Ayles can I be your wedding planner?? I desperately need another wedding cos I've seen an amaaaaazing dress.....

I'm convinced a shewee wouldn't work, wouldn't thee be seepage around the edges???

Shewees totally do work, they are brilliant! Get the branded one, some others leak a bit.

Really? See I'm sort of tempted to get one and try it in the shower, wouldn't be brave enough to try it in clothes until I was sure!

Evening viroids. Been having a fun packed shite week here and not been around much.
Witch/bfp due tomorrow and I have no symptoms of either yet
Think I'd put large sums of money on the former, were I a betting person.
I have a shewee but have never used it
I also used to have a mooncup but it leaked and caused too much stress. I could only really use it at home. I chucked it when I moved house as the rubber had perished!
Hope you're all having a better week than me

there's rather much symptom spotting here tonight so hooya's all around!

think I'm about to ice. so hopefully a shorter cycle than usual. then we cam get back on the band wagon! its kind of nice having a month off in some ways. for one I'm not bothering with contraband except bbt so I know when AF due as no point. its nice not poas every 5 mins!

I'm totally grossed out by the topic of convo of shewees and mooncups. please stop!

Sorry for starting the moon cup / sheepee convo Viroids! I was mostly curious as to whether my eureka moment had any real wisdom behind it :p

How many viroids have we got nearing the end of their twot then?

Ha thanks Lil, I have snacks for our temporary hide-out. Peeing in the shower is just wrong

Sorry you've had a shitty week Purple. Fx there's a nice bit of news at the end of it to cheer you up.

I know peeing in the shower is wrong, but where/how else could you try without making a huge mess? Sorry, I'll stop now grin

Haha you'll stop talking about it or stop peeing in the shower?

I should practice with mine. It was bought for me after an incident with a closed motorway papercups don't work

I'll stop talking about it wil. I'm a clean girl! ;)

Viroids never mix up your shepees and your mooncups shudder

I think the dog chew story is the grossest thing I've ever read

Fx purple and great news lala!

Pringles tubes do work .... So I've heard

wow this is a busy old fred. I can't keep up! Think I should be icing round about now so ought to be caping it up but DP working late.

I used to use a mooncup (for ERTD not aiding conception mind!) and found it great until DS ruined me fanjo on his way out and now I can't hold one in any more. (sorry TMI! ha ha)

Finding it hard to keep up with the Fred it's all got v busy! Hi to all the new people.

Think twot is up around about now (but i don't know what my cycle length is) DH wants me to POAS, holding off until tomorrow morning at least (which is I think CD30). He's not the most patient of people...

couldbeanyone your DH is the exact opposite of mine, I'm pretty sure he drifts away to his happy place where there's regular sex and no more babies every time I try and remind him that this whole regular sex thing should eventually result in a baby!! He's happy to be in TTC mode for the next forever :p

Pringles tubes A good excuse to buy and eat pringles, though.

Luna - he did say he'd be happy if it was a BFN as he'd then get more practice in?! I then reminded him that sex doesn't stop in pregnancy necessarily!

Pringles tubes...oh the images...!

splodge! I just pissed myself laughing at that!!

shoulda used a sheewee ha ha

Pringles tubes!? Wouldn't that be a bit... leaky? Lol!

Splodge when I first read that I thought it said DH ruined you on the way out....!! I was like... what was he doing!?!?! Then I read it properly... ololol.

Our just shagging has all but stopped for preg. Think we've done about 4 times since we found out! I'm well up for it thanks to all these lovely hormones but I'm always too bloody tired! Poor Mr Rpopz.