The May bus sets off for those who regularly check for their Cervical Lucas, take frolic acid, shout SYMPTOMS, throw out their BastardSticks but then buy more to piss on and just want to be upduffed!

[KittyVonCatsington]

Brand new shiny bus for the 1st May!

Old thread is here

KittyVonCatsington 33, TTC #1, Cycle 6 (early mc cycle 3), BFP ???

But surely sticks are there to be pissed on kurama

Decided to stop wallowing and do a manic tidy of the house instead. Taking a break-it's hard work!

is still here. How can I use it in more sentences??

Maybe if I changed it from bike to cycle.... As in, this sucks!!

Haha Kitty maybe they noticed a high frequency of the word 'cycle' on this forum and got the wrong end of the stick! Chuckle.

Housework here too kity. I need a break!

So should we do stats with it?
toots123 ttc#1 5 bfp due 14th may

Hi MrsG, it's the normal Boots digi thermometer with 1 decimal point. My charts go to 2 decimal points (.30 .35 .40 .45 etc) but didn't think it mattered that much...

FX that it's an implantation bleed misty and for everyone else due a BFP in the next few days and trying not to symptom spot.

cd29 and still bfn. where the feck is AF? normally cycles are 25-26 days. all I have is a wet clear mucus. nice! oh and had a mini meltdown this morning and shed many tears.

Crazy isn't it, waffly ?! CD41 now, really really wet cm too! Nothing to do but wait....

waffley Have you changed your vitamins or anything like that. Starting those lengthened my short cycles initially, causing much confusing.

Hope you and kitty both have some answers soon.

Just a quickie.....as I'm on a break I've stopped all the vits. And would you believe ewcm and loads of general cm. I think all the vits dried me up.

The lube and vit companies are in cahoots!

Wow, I missed a few days (this full time work is no fun) and English and Ginger go and get themselves upduffed! That's amazing news!!! Need to scam back for stats...

I'm pretty convinced we missed ov this cycle due to thrush and early ov sneaking up on me, but I'm still hoping for a surprise bfp after our double shag day when I got my positive OPK! At least it's set to be a 22 day cycle, so nice and quick and onto the next...

MrsE, I read your post about taking a break, panicked, then read on and heaved a huge sigh of relief when I realised you were sticking around! Weird about the vitamins, do you mind me asking what you were on? I was thinking of starting on the pregnacare but I might just stick to the frolic acid. How's the house sale doing? We keep getting told 'end of the week' for a completion date, then it gets out back again. We're pretty sure everything is done now though, so hoping to get a date in the next few days and, if we push, to be in by spring bank holiday. Part of me thinks we have a stubborn bean in the wings waiting till we're in the new house to be conceived on the pool table pop up.

Scam back?! I meant scan

Bloody hell, reading back for stats has me back to scrutinising my knickers for brown goo at 7dpo

Bit of a tmi here, so I apologise, but just after AF finished this cycle, as I was coming down with thrush, I noticed some big lumpy bits on my cm (I did warn you!). Hence the lumpy custard comparison. But this was more like blancmange skin texture, and a grayish white, and held it's shape. Having never had this the numerous times I'd had thrush before, I went a-Googling. I am now pretty sure it was some sort of uterine cast coming away. Only Google that if you're feeling brave and are not about to have dinner.

Not sure whether it was caused by a longer than average (40 days) cycle, or whether my 'false' positive might have been at the end of a chemical pregnancy? Don't know why but the thought of it having been an early m/c and not a false positive makes me feel .

Anyway, just thought I'd share the gross with you lot. Mainly as I have marking to do so I'm putting it off

The brown goo was indeed very gross. And has me worried... But not much I can do.
Your custard cm sound pretty grim Retro, not sure I can stomach googling uterine cast!! Try not to think about wether it was a cp or not. No good will come of the worry... Focus on your pool table shagging!

And obviously we need to christen all the rooms in the new house

From reading on here, brown goo in early pregnancy seems pretty common. If it's bright red it's time to get to the docs. Did you manage to hold off POAS this morning? More willpower than me

Thanks Retro

Not sure I am brave enough on the googling either...

Fingers crossed for you this month!

Everything I read say it's normal but quite frankly I'd feel a lot better if it fucked off! Yep, not poas today, brought a digi but scared to actually do it incase it doesn't say what I want it to. That how I knew the last ph was ending - it never wet beyond 1-2wks.

English I have the same if that helps at all?

I poas this morning, but now will wait a few days before I do it again. :)

Ginger, I know I'm not alone when I say I want stick pics please (and English when you POAS tomorrow)

Here here!

What dpo are you Ginger?
When I have definitive proof I shall post a pic and give deets. But I think I'll also hang here for a while til i'm brave enough for the an threads.

I would kitty but I only have 2 clear blue ones left and skint till end of month.... im on crotch watch as af is due tomoro. cant help feeling excited as still feeling sick on and of this week hasnt been the normal pre af week.... I wanna see pics. ... of to google discusting things lol

mrsgingerbread I have been taking pregnancy vitamins for a few months and then vitamin b complex for 6 weeks which stopped the spotting I used to get before AF. well it did last month, this month it appears to have stopped AF. I am stopping taking these as they must be the cause.

English my temperature spike was 13/14 days ago, with positive opk a couple of days before that.

Kitty my frer this morning looks the same as yesterday's pic, a very faint pink line . But here's a digi...

Yey for digi bfp!!!!

Happy now

I get my temp spike the exact day I get my positive OPK. Is that normal? No pre-warning here.

Sorry retro I know you asked for the photo. I think the cat on my lap made me type kitty instead! :)

Interesting you get spike and opk together. I only tracked ov for two months but I always had a day or so in between.