The May bus sets off for those who regularly check for their Cervical Lucas, take frolic acid, shout SYMPTOMS, throw out their BastardSticks but then buy more to piss on and just want to be upduffed!

[KittyVonCatsington]

Brand new shiny bus for the 1st May!

Old thread is here

KittyVonCatsington 33, TTC #1, Cycle 6 (early mc cycle 3), BFP ???

Welcome MiniLop love the name!

Hanflan glad you're having a good break and glad you did too spinning

We have just started our DTD-athon. I'm on CD9 and have ov symptoms but not good ones like ewcm, more like horrid crampy-bloaty ones

Question: why do my boobs swell after ov? It'd be much better before, when I have to seduce DH every day!

It's taking all my willpower not to test. AF due Wednesday, brown CM all day today. Slightly worried because I have a UTI which isn't good. But the brown is def from my vagina and not in my urine or anything. It's not enough to use a tampon but there is quite a bit- just the way there is lots of CM when you're ovulating.

I'm taking it as a good sign :)

Sounds good serenity!! Try to hold out until wednesday. If it is implantation bleeding, you'll need a couple of days for hcg to rise. fx for you!!

It's late for implantation if that's what it is, am 14 DPO. But bodies don't run like clockwork :)

well now im confused. af due today,and ive been like clockwork on the clomid, yet no af yet and the bfn this morn..... ive been feeling really down apart from the few hours i was playing with my friends "little squidgy" 6month old lad.

BFP’s
Starbright24 BFP 27th April

LadyCottington BFP 2nd May

Lindamagoo , BFP 3rd May

MelMC73, BFP 4th May
Nyancat BFP 7th May
MrsE's Cat Not TTC, BFP 9th May, No 1, 2 and 3 upduffed by local ginger Tom, while MrsE wasn’t looking and busy packing. EDD sometime in June.
MrsGingerbread BFP 12th May
SoMuchFruit BFP 12th May
EnglishGirlAbroad (Zwanger) BFP 12th May

Patiently Waiting
Bangonthedoor TTC #2, 5, BFP due 1st May
Alizeeod TTC #1, ?, BFP due 2nd May
Twojacks, 36, TTC #2, ? BFP due 3rd May
Babblehag, 31 ,TTC #3, 1 BFP due 3rd May
KittyVonCatsington 33, TTC #1 6 (early mc cycle 3) BFP ???
SurreyBunny ,TTC #2, 4, BFP due 5th May
NottaLotta ,TTC #1, 12, BFP due 5th May
Waffleyversatile Age 37, TTC#1 , 1, BFP due 7 May
Jo178, 38, TTC #2, 4 (cp 8th April) BFP due 8th May
Lizs1985 TTC # 1, ?, BFP 8th May
Groovyhatfeatherboa, 29, TTC #2, , 6, BFP Due 9th May
Sammyj85,TTC#1 3, BFP due May 10th
Toots123, TTC #1, 5, BFP due 11th May
tobiano - 35, TTC #4, 1, BFP due 11th May
Kurama , 26,TTC #1, 20ish, BFP due 12th May
macmissy, 34, TTC #1, 1, BFP due 12th May
toots123 TTC # 1, 5 BFP Due 12th May

Hanflan, 29, TTC #1, 2, BFP due 14th May
Toothachereturns, 36, TTC #3, 3, BFP due 14th May
Serenitysutton, TTC #1, 4, BFP due 14 May
xblueberry88xx, 25, TTC #1, 13, BFP 15th May
PerpetualStudent, 27, TTC#1, 1, BFP 15th May

Mistywillow17, 32 TTC #1, 1, BFP due 16th May
climbergirlali TTC #1, #1, BFP due 16th May
Mrshjb, 26, TTC#1, 4, BFP due mid May
Owlie84 , 30 TTC #1, 11, BFP due 17th May
ChaircatMiaow, 34, TTC#1, #2, BFP due May 13
Brummiegirl15, 37, TTC #1 2, BFP 18th May
MustBeDueSomeBetterFeet 36, TTC #2 1, BFP Due 19th May
Chocoroc ,TTC#1, 3, BFP due 20th May
NurseyJay 29, TTC #1, 3, BFP due 20 May-ish
MrBsMrsB TTC#1 6 BFP due 20th May
Stepawayfromthezebras, 35, TTC #1, 10, BFP due 20th May
theduchesse, TT#2 5 BFP due 21st May
BearsinMotion, TTC#2, 3, BFP due 22 May
Fleurlur, TTC # 1, 1, BFP Due 22nd May
Madasacatter 24, TTC#2, 2, BFP due 22nd May-ish
Spotti , 23, TTC #1, 5, BFP due 23rd May
Totorosez, 26 TTC #1 #2 BFP due 23rd May
MrsExtraOrdinary,34, TTC #6 (DC2 with DH2), 5, BFP due 24th May
rambini, 25, TTC #1, 5, BFP due 24th May
Becter1985 28, TTC #1, 2, BFP due 24th May
Flirty30s TTC #1 #3 BFP Due 25th May
Broodysnoopstie TTC #1, 9, BFP due 25TH May
Gennibugs TTC#1, 5, BFP due 26 May
warriorbot TTC #1, 1, POAS due May 26
MissMrsMummy ,TTC #1, 7, BFP due 28th May
HKat, 37, TTC #2, 4, BFP due 26th-28th May
Victoria401, 34, ttc#1 18 bfp due May 30th
silverine 31, TTC # 2, (#1 angel) BFP 30th May
SurreyBunny 34, TTC #2 5 BFP 31st May
ChandlersFarang, TTC#1, #2, BFP due ??
Nordicmom TTC #3 7 BFP ???

RetroHippy ttc #1, 6, bfp due who knows when
MrsVWSM28 TTC #1, #5, BFP Due ??

Joy riding whilw waiting for June
Fingercrossed36 Age 32 TTC #2 ? BFP due 7th June
Bellaboo88, age 26, TTC#1 3, BFP 8th June
NewlymrsB 26 ttc#1 5
Spinningirl10 TTC #3, 8 (post mc )
Viperama TTC #1, 4 (post mc), BFP ???
MiniLop TTC#1, 1, BFP June
TinyPawz, TTC#2, 1 (clomid), BFP due June

Full Stats needed
LunaWolf TTC #2, 2, BFP due?
Brummiegirl25 TTC #1, ?, BFP due
Gemerama TTC #1, 2, BFP due?
Wannabesedated TTC #2
Spoldge77
Hibou768
Naz83

I'm a little bit bored waiting for AF - thought I'd update the stats

Oh my giddy aunt, Fingers - 100 plus days???!!!! How the hell are you coping?! I'm barely holding it together on CD42!!!

Got into bed last night and for about 30 seconds, got sharp pains in my boobs. Nothing since. I'm also a bit of a health freak and straight after my morning honey and garlic, I properly retched into the kitchen sink. Nothing came out, bar lots of saliva, but grim all the same.

Stop f#'king with me!!!!!!!!

Thanks kitty for stats update

I get 2 goes on this bus so bfp due May 28th!!

Thanks for stats update Kitty!

I'm def SYMPTOM spotting. I'm normally miserable with cramps from cd21/22. I had a crampy day on Friday (cd23), but since then nothing except very sore boobs! AF due on Wednesday. Good sign?

Love the symptom spotting tooth and kurama, fx for you both.

Love that MrsE's cat has made the bfp list

Kurama very frustrating!

Lol spinning I promised I wouldn't do this as I don't feel like I ovulated at all this month anyway. So I suppose that could explain the lack of af cramps? Who knows.

Woo hoo I'm in the stats! So exciting!
Thanks kitty!

And pmsl at the cat on the May bus!

Linda if you check in here I've sent you a pm

My cat and I are very proud she made it to the stats!

Evening all

Thanks for the stats. I've been lurking as not much to report except I think the dumb pregnacare tablets have messed with my cycle.

Normally ov cd 10/11, now cd 14 and nothing. I've felt very cramps and bloats today though so perhaps this is it.....

We are still dtd ing like mad but not sure how much more we can both last

Roll on the tww, a cup of tea and master chef in bed lol

Thanks for the Stats Kitty! Fair play to all the 's on it! Must have taken ages!! And love MrsE's cat being on the list!!
Fingers - i'd def speak to the doctor about your results. And what could be making your cycles so long.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who enjoys a break from dtd! DH would be at it constantly if I let him.

I'm sooooo bored of waiting for 18th May. So what did I do at weekend? Yep, I POAS!! And I flipping wonder why a week early its a BFN.....

FFS

Come ON 18th May

Hehehe, can MrsE's Cat come and join the A/N thread?!? :p

Evening. Should really update my stats since I ov-d on the 5th...

RetroHippy ttc no 1, 6, AF due 21st May.

Not confident enough for 'bfp due', pretty convinced we missed it.

On the upside, I do have an interview Friday. For the job I'm currently doing . Going to be very odd being interviewed by a bunch of people who already know me!

Retro I've had interviews like that before and it is odd as a frig. Very hard to sell yourself to people you are friendly and who know how you work. Good luck and try not to burst out laughing (not that I did that or anything)

Fuck fuck fuck there is more blood now, fresher. I've never had spotting in my 16 years of periods and the bastard tricked me this month. AF isn't even due until Wednesday. I guess I'll know tomorrow for sure that I'm out. CRY