Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 3!!

[MademoiselleG]

Here we go - for as soon as Part 2 is fully full. Enjoy the ride!

Only month 3 so don't need to run to the docs just yet but good to bear in mind for later on. If the Wonderous God of Penis Dragons doesn't hear my chants the bastard

Treacle I swear you are my actual internet twin! My 24th birthday is next month too. Don't tell me yours is towards the end of the month as well...

Poly your cleavage pendant pic has made me even more excited about mine arriving! Doubt it will look as good on me as it does on you though.

And to whoever was asking about the dragon egg pendants - they were something Poly was emailed. You can find the link in the last thread on the 25/3/14 (it's quite a lot of pages in, but right at the top so it will be easy enough to spot...if anyone wanted to have a nosey...). LOVE that other pendant Treacle. Might have to start a collection maybe next month if I'm not already upduffed this time...surely 2 penis dragon egg pendants will bring more luck than just 1...

OMG spotti! Haha, mines the 19th so more the middle.

I am definitely buying a dragon egg... now purple or black...

Who asked about stabbing right side of tummy button? I have it having eaten my way through rubbish. Dr google says .....wind! not really surprising and I had 7up too that was very bubbly!

I've not had the wind stabbing belly button pain, but I am quite chuffed that this month I have identified the source of the 'pulling' feeling that goes from my vagina upwards. It's my uterus rising before ovulation. Low the day before, piling feeling, high next day. Fascinating!

I want to get upduffed if only for the awesome cleavage -love the pendant, Poly!!! Let's hope it is a good luck charm for us all!

And let's stop this talk of shrivelled ovaries-my 33yr old ovaries are super hot, slim and extremely perky, goddamit!!!

Very interesting, Retro -so that's what the pulling sensation is. Our bodies really are clever

If nothing else, taking a few cycles to get pg has meant I'm a lot more in tune with my body. I'm getting to be a Google expert on menstrual cycles!

It was me with the stabbing pain but its never when I eat or anything like that so pretty sure its not wind...

Ah well early night for me im wiped cant wait for a long weekend although once again af is due on my time off grr

I know the feeling blueberry.
Anyone testing tomorrow? I'm out of frer's or I would be.

Ive given up testing just going to wait for af to arrive tomorrow or Thursday

I've got wind too. SYMPTOM?

Mine should be the same blueberry, let's hope they stay away...

Definitely a SYMPTOM!!!

Got my fingers crossed those AFs are staying away for you both!

Thanks fancy :)

Currently watching Independance Day cannot believe it was made nearly 20 years ago. Where the heck does the time go!?

I've also read that the stabbing pains could be the uterus stretching to allow for a nice environment for little bean (especially if it happens both sides), drop in progesterone to allow for AF bitch to arrive or implantation pains. Know which reasons I always pray for!

I'm now 4dpo kitty, so imagining feeling all sorts of pains and twinges in my uterus area! Keep telling myself that before implantation it can only be normal pre-AF progesterone.

Fx for anyone due AF in the next couple of days. Stay away...!

Poly: Boooooobies! (of course the pendant isn't too bad either).

So nice to chatter away to you all. Been to pub down the road (who just won a 'best London pub award' of sorts while we were there so we all got a free pint, hurray!), had lovely meal with DH, DD and mum and now feeling at peace with the world except my nasty evil pg SiL and ready to dtd some more!!

Come one Big Penis Dragon, on yer bike, there's work to be done here and women to be upduffed tonight.

Hehe mademoiselle, you made me giggle.
Sounds like just what you needed

Glad you're feeling a bit happier mademoiselle sounds like a top evening! I wish I got good pubs round here but have to go into London for that. Watford isn't exactly renowned for its nice establishments.

Or the new Kitty theory, Retro - lovely bean driving/travelling down your tubes (but with driving like mine and probably hitting the sides every now and again!)

Ooh, Easter bunny emoticons! (too late to ask MNHQ for a penis dragon emoticon??)

Haha! My bean would have lost a wing mirror by now! I hear those Fallopian tubes are a tight squeeze...

I definitely think we need to ask for a penis dragon!

I may or may not have made DH come with me on a late asda trip so i have a stick to pee on tomorrow...

I haven't posted for a while because I started getting AF cramps at the end of last week and over the weekend, plus really bad pms, even more grumpy than usual. I was convinced after getting 5 + opk's that it meant I hadn't ov'd and as I hadn't temped I wasn't 100% sure when AF was going to arrive but felt like it was coming since Saturday. I even went to bed last night with a pad on (tmi? Sorry) woke up this morning at 6.30am, still no AF, so when I went for a wee I decided to test, and got this......I can't believe it!!!

Oh my gosh!!! Congrats zermatt :)
That's brilliant news :)

Gives me hope for my af cramps haha.