Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 3!!

[MademoiselleG]

Here we go - for as soon as Part 2 is fully full. Enjoy the ride!

I've been to the walk in centre. She said I've got a bit of a water infection but otherwise couldn't say anything. Just said to rest and keep on eye on it.
She also did a pregnancy test... now as you know ive only just had a positive digi 25miu.
She couldn't get a positive but I'd also drunk 1 and a bit pints of water before going.

Still worried me a bit. Feel free to tell me I'm being stupid/or not pregnant.

Remember treacle you are still very early days and you only got the digi this morning so it's all working fine, but just not quickly enough for the tests! For now though, stick your feet up and scoff chocolate. All the chocolate. ALL OF IT.

There is a non-month specific AN thread for penis-dragon graduates which is really cool. I sometimes read it with big sighs hoping one day I end up there...

I bet joining the AN threads at the end of the month is like joining the buses from the last bus - people there have been chatting about dtd and opks etc for ages and you just feel well behind and out the loop. That's why I liked when we did the farewell on the Feb bus and all crashed the March one together! (simple pleasures excite me)

Thanks Fancy :)

Yeah I will move on soon enough. Sorry I keep stealing the thread haha. It doesn't feel real yet.

Is that still going fancy? I that case that's the thread I'd go to! I haven't been on the ante natal boards as I found it upsetting. I even avoid the active threads as last time I went on it, there was a second thread for November already near the top and I just burst into tears.

Treacle I'm not too worried. The ones the NHS use are not that sensitive. I'd save your Digi for a new more days and just use FRERs every two days to see if they get even more darker. Till then, Easter choccies!,,

Bit of an 'ahh' moment, DH What'sApped this morning and said there was an Easter egg for me under the bed. It's a posh M&S one with lots of eggs in a nest. I love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks kitty, yeah hopefully not sensitive enough. Plus I had a positive digi 1-2 weeks so I know it's increasing.

Aww that's lovely of him :)

Amusing Easter anecdote:

Bought a reduced price leg of lamb earlier in the year, thought 'that'll be nice for Easter.'

Bunged it in the freezer and forgot about it.

Got it out to defrost yesterday. Realised this morning tat we had no rosemary, so went on a successful mission to get the last bag of Rosemary in our local Tescos express, trawled round unsuccessfully for Easter eggs and picked up a couple of preg tests.

Got home and opened the lamb up to find it was green and slightly furry. Retched a couple of times (DH too, so not a SYMPTOM) and put it straight in the bin. We're off to the Toby Carvery. So much for being prepared! We think the freezer might have defrosted at some point so think most if the meatier contents might have to go.

Still, at least I've got my pee sticks for tomorrow's fmu. According to DH I've got a problem he doesn't know the half of it!

Funny article from the Daily Fail. Especially enjoy the "Pee Party Popular Acronyms'!!! Do they really have nothing better to write about??!

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2607884/Show-pee-stick-Ill-Bizarre-new-pregnancy-trend-sees-women-share-conception-journeys-online.html

Hahaha!

This line is the best: "trying to conceive with complete strangers online"...

Next time DM slag off teachers....

treacle glad to hear it's nothing serious.

kitty my 90 year old gps are mail readers. I'm trying to imagine how they would react to the article..."you mean, they tell complete strangers about urination?"

I just had a cup of tea and the nausea started up again. This TWW is killing me. I want to be pregnant so much and I don't even know why, it must be some kind of biological urge to reproduce or something. AF is due on Saturday according to my app but my cycles vary from 26 to 35 days so it's impossible to be sure. I only have one more FRER so I'll have to hang on a bit longer to test then AF will turn up later the same day I expect.

I read that yesterday and couldn't stop laughing.

It's such a non article really isn't it??

Haha love the mail article....thank god they didn't come and snoop on out thread!!!!

Yes I thought that to Genni!!

Quite pleased with myself after making roast dinner for 9, with turkey crown that never got used at Christmas. Even had some pigs in blankets! So that was cheap. But got 3 blisters from all the peeling.

Treacle water infections can cause a lot of stabby cramping, so hopefully that was the cause. Glad you got seen finally.

Retro furry lamb?! Oh no!!! Hope the carvery was nice. Brings back memories as I used to waitress in one many moons ago. It was the best job for staying trim, never sat down and after looking at it all day I didn't fancy the food.

Living up to your name MrsE!!!!

Hello all! Glad to see that you were looked after in the end Treacle and definitely aaaawwww for MrKitty, what a lovely man!
All is well here in hols, I didn't take a single pee stick, like: zero! So proud. Retro: DH just chuckled at me when I was beaming with pride for being so good..they really don't know half the story!!

So who is due tomorrow? We need continued good news!

I'm prob one of the last ones with Tilly I guess? I'm going to hold out I'm so not going to manage until Sunday next week...Seems like a long time! At least here I'm relaxing, going out for meals and drinking too much and trying not to worry too much.

It's a great month. Fx to us all.

About to read the non article. Might have to bleach my phone afterwards to clean it from this sinful paper!

Oh and SYMPTOMS: feeling incredibly tired and nauseous. But that was mainly in the car. So probably not a symptom really... Definitely no sore boobs not that I prodded...

Thanks MrsE, yeah I often get water infections so surprised I didn't realise. No antibiotics as it's only mild.
Well done on your cooking haha.

Thanks mademoiselle :)

Well in all honesty, we didn't have any guests, and I usually cook for 8, but always feels more mammoth when we have roast. Extremely stuffed after 2 meringues, But I haven't had any eggs at all. Just had a little snooze. Love a lazy afternoon occasionally. Happy Easter everyone.

MrsE, it was grim. And I swear the smell is still lingering [boak]

But the Carvery was yum with the added bonus of no washing up! I couldn't bring myself to eat the pork crackling though, as it just smelled too much of pig stuffed myself silly with everything else though

Yes, DH looked at me like this

SYMPTOM?!

Eww at the lamb Retro! But yay you didn't have to cook!
We've just had roast pork, dp been at work all day and came home with a huge box of Thorntons choccies for me.......hmmm should I open them?

Just had a big reply and it deleted it! Cross now. Hmph.

Anywho...I would laugh if he Daily Fail wrote an article about this thread - penis dragon pics and all! Especially if they mentioned...um...whatshisname...Vergil, the drippy dragon :p.

Or printed this guy's picture... (See attached pic)

Oooooh, just found a 'good' forum thingy with lots of pics of dragons (some of which have ginormous/more than one penises --penis's? Peni? >confused

OMG I pop back over and spotti has posted dragon porn! I can now not remember any of the other stuff I had to say!

Bollocks poly, you love a bit of dragon porn! Eyeball bleaching my arse