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Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 3!!

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MademoiselleG · 13/04/2014 22:46

Here we go - for as soon as Part 2 is fully full. Enjoy the ride!

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MademoiselleG · 17/04/2014 21:39

Oh and Poly, I must be just as obsessed about POAS as you are as I caught DD in bath tonight pretending to be PIAC...hilarious!

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RetroHippy · 17/04/2014 21:41

Mademoiselle, I'm totally realistic about sewing opportunities on mat leave. Completely. not planning on sitting at the machine with the newborn placidly in a sling. Oh no

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MademoiselleG · 17/04/2014 21:47

Retro or just entertaining him/herself on one of those vibrating bouncy chairs...nononono...!

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RetroHippy · 17/04/2014 22:04

So... 6dpo, I got a massive spot on my back, scratched it and it's bled like a bitch. Not had one like that (though I do get spots) since I was a teenager. Aaaaand, I'm imagining getting slight crampy feelings. What do you think? SYMPTOM?!

Oh yeah, I was nice and calm this cycle. Rats. Repeat this mantra... 'Its just progesterone, it's just pms,'

Treaclepie19 · 17/04/2014 22:08

Haha, just to make you feel worse... I'm covered in spots! Especially my back :(

RetroHippy · 17/04/2014 22:12

Aaaaarrgghh! Treacle, you're not helping!

MrsExtraOrdinary · 17/04/2014 22:12

My babies all slept while in a sling of bfing while I sewed on the machine, or under a mountain of hand stitching. It's the noise of the machine you know! I think I must have elastic boobs though! Lol Blush

I love a closet sewer! Wink

RetroHippy · 17/04/2014 22:14

Yes! I knew I wasn't living in fairyland Grin

MrsE, you are feeding my dream, thank you.

Treaclepie19 · 17/04/2014 22:16

Haha sorry retro, it's just pms, it's just pms... repeat!

I also like to sew :) nothing major though.

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MademoiselleG · 17/04/2014 22:16

Elastic boobs MrsE...oh the mental image Easter Smile

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ItsChristmaass · 17/04/2014 22:19

Really don't want to get myself too excited.. But I'm pretty sure I got a bfp this evening! It was a impulsive buy of tesco tests. I had this feeling to test. It didn't show clearly straight away but by 1 min after it was clear! I'm going do the other one in morning and see what happens. Could this finally be my time after 16 long cycles?!

Treaclepie19 · 17/04/2014 22:23

Eeeek?kkkkk Christmas!!! Today is a very lucky day to be testing :)
Good luck for the morning!!!

RetroHippy · 17/04/2014 22:24

All together now;

'Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you toss them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier?
Do your boooooooobs hang low?'

That was for MrsE's elastic boobs and Itschristmaaaas just for being our latest bfp!

Treaclepie19 · 17/04/2014 22:25

Hahaha retro Easter Smile

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MademoiselleG · 17/04/2014 22:28

ItsChristmaass oh my...this really is THE greatest BFP day! HOw very exciting!

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MrsExtraOrdinary · 17/04/2014 22:32

Haha!!! Lmao! Retro,I have am ample cleavage, yes indeedy! I should name change to MrsExtraOrdinarysElasticBoobs! If I get a bfp I will!

Christmas!!!!!! GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin It's a special day today. I'm so glad I haven't fallen asleep and missed your post. I'm keeping everything crossed including my elastic boobs especially for you. Wouldn't it be fantastic!

MrsExtraOrdinary · 17/04/2014 22:36

I think I nearly posted my elastic boobs on the word association game! Oooo that would have been bad! BlushGrin

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MademoiselleG · 17/04/2014 22:38

Oh MrsE you truly are extraordinary. Laughing so much and feeling so happy and hopeful for us all

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RetroHippy · 17/04/2014 22:39

I'm just jealous. My boobs are anything but ample.

I'm hoping for a decent rack for at least a few months if I get pg!

MrsExtraOrdinary · 17/04/2014 22:44

I think laughter is the perfect tonic for a bunch of bastard pee stick obsessives! Wink

I think you've all just been scoffing creme eggs! Got fed up with the pineapple core and thought fuck it I'll have an egg instead! That's it, a new conception additive! The more creme eggs the better!

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MademoiselleG · 17/04/2014 22:44

Oh Retro, mine aren't even worth mentioning they are so small. The first time I had cleavage was when I was pg with DD and I swear they're even smaller now than before.

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RetroHippy · 17/04/2014 22:45

Mmmmm, creme eggs...

That reminds me, I haven't had one today

MrsExtraOrdinary · 17/04/2014 22:48

Ample can be ok, but I'm worried when I get old I will turn into mrs jessop, my maths teacher. She had no waist and her skirt sat under her boobs and over her tummy. It wasn't a good look with a side parting and a hair clip to one side. And lace up shoes SadConfusedSad please don't let me turn into mrs jessop!

RetroHippy · 17/04/2014 22:50

Haha! What a picture, poor Mrs Jessop!

Treaclepie19 · 17/04/2014 22:56

Hahaha I love you ladies!
I had a creme egg earlier. Fancied nothing for dinner. We walked all around the shop and I couldn't decide. In the end I had tomatoes on toast followed by creme egg. The egg was the best thing I've tasted all day.
Is this a new pregnancy diet? :/

Got scared when I went to the toilet... A fair bit of discharge and some was cream. Almost brown. Eek :/