Moving on to May...Lets get start acting like Spring rabbits for BFPs in May.

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So I couldn't find a May thread, so I thought I'd start one for all of us who have dropped off the April thread.

Aunty arrived this morning so I 've just started cycle 4. TTC #2. Just had a long cycle so if this is the same length my most fertile time will be over Easter weekend.

So I might go all pagan and invoke some Spring fertility goddess. Or something. Or piss on some sticks.

?? Good luck, Spring Goddesses.

That's pretty Spotti Mine has been dispatched so I'll let you know when it arrives but I'll only be here a short while cos I'm going to get my bfp as soon as I pop it on

My dh has he tree of life tattooed on his back!!!

Reading this thread could get expensive. I bought opk's and a bucket load of hpts, conceive plus and seven seas off amazon last month after lurking for so long and learning so much on here and now I want to buy all the jewellery you keep showing me! Anything that promises a bfp and a treat for me at the same time has to be good.

Oh how I want to be on that Jan Antenatal thread!! Please please please Penis , fertility gods!

Can I hop on?

TTC#2, cycle 1 (clomid), BFP due 22nd May

Welcome Tiny, good luck

Have any of you ladies ever heard of the homemade pregnancy test with bleach?

Hi Tiny! Welcome!! Hope you're ready for the craziness!

Hpt with bleach?! Wtf! Where do people discover such things!!

Thanks for the welcome :-)

I know English, how could you possibly discover that idea? lol. But my pal said it worked for her then came here and used my FRER, BFP, lol.

hey tiny waves!!!! look at what has just been shipped for me! hopefully it will arive in time for my BFP!
well its decided our complete dickwad flatmate has decided he is going so i have the wonderful job of telling our landlord and ive starting looking. better start pulling money out of my arse for this...

I now have a huge desire to clean my loo with bleach, not flush and wee to see what happens ... but I won't because I still have 9 days wait!!!!

bleach? ???

How does the bleach test work?

oh, thanks for the welcomes and waves

Is pg ladies wee so potent it makes bleach bubble? Why does it do that? Girls we are going to save a fortune!

Wouldn't make such a great link picture though!

I've just caught up on both April and May you are all talking about weeing in bleach! ! What craziness is this? I'm definitely going to give it a go when I'm only 8dpo and needing to poas!! I love these threads

Linda could be Ib. Fingers crossed!

Apparently it goes all frothy and foamy when pg, I just put toilet cleaner in the loo and peed before my bath, had a few bubbles but no where near the amounts of froth that picture said, I'm calling this test inconclusive due to toilet cleaner not bleach and 9 days before AF date. However I am interested to see if there is any change in froth/bubbles over the next few days, hmmmmm may have to experiment with this one, at the very least I'll have a very clean loo!!!!

Ha! What have I missed, you're all peeing on bleach?!

Kurama, that is poo, but just think - new place, new start, new baby

Can't believe that we're almost at the end of April already. Who's the first cab off the rank with a BFP in May?

lol you lot are entertaining. So good news for those that recall my last post, the cleaner did come back(phew!) and I'd strategically left a pregnancy test box near the bin this time, so instead of a look of absolute disgust at finding a cup of warm piss like last week she just gave me a knowing smile!! . Anyway am still suffering the million-year-long post-pill cycles, but yesterday's OPK test finally showed a faint double line and today it was even darker (I'm on day 30 of cycle #2!)... Cue imaginary champagne corks popping,etc! So thanks to you lot and your ideas I found myself in bed last night full of grapefruit juice, post-DTD in the yoga plough position, and then sleeping with a cushion under my arse with all DH's bad boys trapped in there... Bloody hell... Ha! Good luck all!!

PS: I'm not some weirdo posting from bed in the dead of night by the way, I'm in a different time zone to you lot! GMT+6, Bangkok. Anyone else not in the UK? I asked this on another thread and found 3 other expats!!

PPS: my stats weren't in the round up, was that because I didn't give a date for AF? It's still too hard to predict as my cycles go on for aeons, but the rest is ChandlersFarang, ttc#1, cycle#2 (currently day 30, AF..?!!?!).

chandler I'm not in the UK either. I'm in australia.