Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 2!!

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Here we go, all aboard!!

Sorry so many people are feeling sad today :(
I'm cd20/21 today. Should be a 29 day cycle bit due to ovulating late i guess it will be more like 34 which would be long for me.

SYMPTOMS sound positive, blueberry - FX that there is some goodness coming out of a sad situation-your poor boss.

The wait is looooong isn't it Treacle? Might have to go and find some early Easter chocolate from somewhere...wonder Lindt do Easter Penis Dragons as well as bunnies...?

Sorry for being depressing lol.

Works getting on my nerves today and I just got off the phone to someone whos annoying and felt like crying.

Waiting is the worst bit im usually around 28 day cycle so AF should appear a week today booo.

Kitty I could really do with some chocolate right now might have to shut the office and run up to the shop lol

I'm back! Welcomed home by a bfn and I think AF is coming... At least she didn't invite herself on my holiday lol.

Really thought we'd done it this month

How is everyone? I've got loads of reading back to do!

Welcome back MissMrs, sorry about the bfn, hope you had a nice time away though

Did you have a good one missmrs? Sorry about the bfn. I think I'm heading the same way. AF due on Thursday and I've just started with the cramps! I will not test, I will not test, I will not test

Yes we had a great time, thanks mainly because we thought we were pg

Even though it's a bfn, at least my Lp is a bit longer, so the B6 must be working

Now got to work on making cm less acidic Grapefruit was no good as it gave me acid reflux!

Don't apologise Blueberry, we are here to listen! :)
Kitty the wait is long :( Although I am sure my LP is only about 10 days so might be a normal cycle length.
Haha I love the idea of Lindt penis dragons, we should suggest it! I love the bunnies... Currently eating my 3rd, yes 3rd cornflake cake...
Easter will not make me put the weight I've lost back on... I hope :P

Hi MissMrs :) Lovely to hear from you and glad you had a good time. Sorry to hear about your BFN :( I thought this was your month. Maybe taking a while to show up?

We need some BFP's!

Hi Treacle! Me too... maybe it's just not showing yet but I have spotting again and cramps

Ps good work on the cornflake cakes! I need some comfort food!

Sorry for the bfn MissMrs, but glad you had a lovely holiday.
Anyone else find the wait from af to ov feels longer then the tww??!! Only on cd 5!!

On non ttc news - M&S have chocolate hot cross buns!! Yum!

Fingers crossed, you're not out yet :)
Haha, we made them at school so obviously had to do them at home too ;)

English I felt like that this month! Oooh, chocolate hot cross buns sound yummy!
Listening to Enrique and talking on here is much more interesting than doing my work...

Oh god yeah English, I find the first half of the cycle a total drag. Only on cd3 already marked all the days in my calendar when I think we should dtd, lol, but I think we might insem on some of them...

mmmm you should try the caramel wispas just eating one now.

welcome back missmrs sorry about the bfn

Afternoon everyone else, works really getting on my nerves now grrrr cant wait to finish for the day!!! If I end up bursting into tears at work itll be so embarressing with the big window we have lol

AF came. Stupid period. Fingers crossed to the rest of you - let's get some BFPs!

Zebra

Hi ladies, hopping back on to lurk until the May bus comes along.
Got my bfp exactly a week ago today but now having fading hpts and faint brown spotting so assuming a chemical.

Living by this quote I found on one of the other boards, "Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end."
Onwards and upwards! Good luck to everyone testing.

So sorry Jo Hope you are ok? Love that wee quote

Loving that quote Jo. It's kind of similar to "what's for you, won't go by you" (or "whatever will be, will be " - same meaning lol).

Consiciously making an effort to not try too hard this cycle is getting harder by the day! I'm making point of not counting down the days 'til AF/BFP but I'm quietly aware that the day is creeping closer and closer and I'm getting the urge to POAS. I won't I'm potentially almost 2 weeks away anyway, if I have a 35 days cycle like the last 2 but it is sooooooo tempting!

Going to go take the doggies out and then see my pony to take my mind off the temptation...

So sorry to gate crash ladies! How are we all??
Have been keeping my head down for the last few weeks, however on compulsion, I have tested this afternoon at 5dpo and I got this. Please tell me I'm not seeing things! But surely this is impossible???

Oh choccy , I hope that's a positive although I don't know how to read these tests I've never used them . 5 dpo is so early. Isn't that earliest pretty much u can have implantation ?I wish u luck !!!

No idea choccy- can't see the pic well but got fingers crossed for you. Sorry zebra :(

Quick question- how can you tell if you've actually ov'd?
I had a bit of ewcm in sat, sun and mon ( as in once a day when I wiped) and had cramps last night.
Today I've had no ewcm- seems more watery and no cramps. Does it sound like I've ov'd? ( I'm not using opk).

Dtd sat, sun, mon and this morning which is cd14 so hoping I have and caught it. Any thoughts?

Hello lovely ladies how are you?? I couldnt find you for a while and forgot how quickly these threads move!!

Quick update...has our 20 wk scan and we are having another boy I cant believe I will be in a household with so many males!! At least they wont steal my perfume hehe.

Hope everyone is well x

Congratulations Lucy! As a mother of 4 boys I can promise they won't steal your perfume but they may drop it down the loo! Just looking mum, honest!!!

Haha thankyou MrsE ....Im off to hide it away