Get your ROC's off, Get your ROC's off honey! Knickers down, legs up and capes on in the competition for SOTM! Just Shagging part 22 - the one with all the BFPs!

[DulcetMoans]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 21 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2007110-Drop-all-things-contraband-we-dont-want-youre-OPKs-here-Grab-a-cape-stroke-the-unicorn-and-reserve-your-spot-in-the-pity-Jacuzzi-Its-JUST-SHAGGING-THREAD-21" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a> 

Happy shagging shaggers!

Hooray red! Brilliant news!

ROC = receptacle of choice for your poas alternative, whether it's a shampoo lid, a plastic pineapple cup, a glass.

Woohooooo red! Go on frembryo!

Popz 13 times! Does that make you get the award? Can't remember what everyone else was on

Lala, 13 was for March! Not going to hit that again in April unfortunately.

Morning all - great news Red! x

woohoo red that's amazing news! getting my pompoms out for little frembryo! so you have 3 good ones on ice now don't u? and you're going for single transfer? I really hope after all you've been through you get your bfp on first transfer and you don't get any more delays xx

Oh wow red so so glad for you!

Yay Red, that's fab news! Just the call you had been waiting for. When does next cycle start then?

Looks like we will have an exciting week around 2nd May then - that's three of us with that date. Then another three two weeks later! (Possibility for poor maths there, sorry!)

Red that's fantastic news!!!!!!!!!

Go, go, go with your prep, hope the jabs aren't too nasty. All worth it for your little normal frembryo xxxxx

yay red so happy for you

Red that is AMAZING news! Have fun injecting yourself!

I'd be pissed off too Lala, enjoy yourself while you can.

Min, what's happening with you?

So he came home early and all was well. It's exhausting having to do this on working days!

Hi wil well I'm currently living a very exciting life, having just woken up from an hours nap. Also eating everything in sight! Not cause I'm hungry, but ms has found me. It goes away if I pick tho.
And food is bland man!
So very bland.
I'm officially 6 weeks today tho. It's crazy how quick your body changes.

Awww lovey to hear your updates Min, eat everything you want, MiniMinion deserves it!

I'm currently nursing a very sore back from over vigorous gardening on the weekend. That will teach me to go from doing very little fuck all exercise to heavy lifting and digging in one day.

And now I'm about to go out to the hairdressers, but it's just started hammering it down with rain. Joy. I HATE the hairdressers, but it's a necessary evil to hide the grey hair. I'm trying to teach myself to relax and enjoy it - think I'll take a book this time rather than read the shitty fashion mags that they must imagine people find interesting...last time I went I was looking forward to trashing out on a few copies of Closer or Heat, but they only had those silly glossy mags that are 95% advert and 5% 'fashion'... Yawn.

Gutted ms found you Min! Took me a while to realise what that meant... at first I thought you meant actual MS! I hear ginger biscuits and peppermint helps.

So its my day 21 bloods tomorrow, I had almost bloody forgotten! Feeling slightly stressy about it now... plus it'll actually be day 25... but of a 32-35 day cycle so that's ok right?? It'll be 7dpo anyway. Don't want to get silly results....

Bad back and hairdressers doesn't sound a fun combo Mich! I hate the hairdressers, especially those neckbreaking sinks!!

I now know why I have symptoms, I have a water infection, probably due to all the shagging... nice!!!

Oh I hate hairdressers too! Didn't go for 7 years but didn't take care of my hair so had to venue back and get it all snipped!

Sorry about the sickness min but I am led to believe its a good thing! What other pregnant-y things have you been up to?!

I been to look at a new gym. It's lovely but soooo expensive! :(

I hate hairdressers too. I'm quite antisocial so the small talk kills me. I dye my hair myself just to avoid going so often. How expensive is the gym Dulcet? I think if you'll use it it's worth it. Although maybe not the best idea if you're trying to get upduffed. Unless you're looking to invoke the law of sod of course.

Babble that is really crap. Is it very painful?

I have no idea if that's ok or not RPopz but good luck anyway.

Sorry you're feeling sick Min but definitely a good sign. Quite jealous of your naps!

Sigh I am feeling like all this JSing is a chore this month. We keep bickering which then makes it hard to turn around and suggest doing anything.

Only when I go to the loo, l have antibiotics, however all other symptoms don't seem to be here today!
My real life friend (the one who's ttcing with me) has just told me she's pregnant, although I'm not supposed to tell anyone yet (I'm such a crap friend- I'm sure she meant people in real life) she's very early and had similar symptoms to me although mine are defo water infection related, she's been sick, got sore boobs and all sorts, I'm so happy for her esp as she says I can be her birth partner with her other half

Eurgh water infections are the worst Babble. Hope the abx kick in soon! I guess that puts you out of the JSing game for a while!

min sorry about the ms, but bet its a nice problem to have!

babble sorry about the water infection. I found cymalon and cranberry juice really good when I had a phase of getting them all the time.

rpopz 7dpo is exactly when you want your day 21 bloods to be, not 7days before AF like to drs say! good luck. hope the results come through quickly for you. I had to wait 2weeks!

ok, tmi alert....been feeling nauseous since Sunday and had dhiarrea since Monday. not so bad today though but my guts are still making odd noises. and ive been really gassy. seems to be too long for a bug. at first I thought it was from overeating on Sunday but now I'm daring to wonder if it could be symptoms. but that's silly cos I was only 4dpo on Sunday, only 7dpo today. and its getting better but if I was pg it would get worse wouldn't it? I think I need a massive hooya! or 10 agghhhhgghhh

hooya lil

And as for jsing, if I can manage a proper wee before bedtime then I'm back in the game!! I normally have a bountiful supply of cranberry capsules, but gave them to a friend who had just met her now boyfriend, they usually help within a few hours. I do have some forever aloe berry nectar which is supposed to help but it tastes like hospitals and makes me gag a bit so want to avoid that as much as possible!

Hooya Lil!

Hopefully it won't be two weeks, but I can look them up at work myself in any case... probable hooya for that

thanks. I needed that. you'd think by now I'd know better than to get too hopeful!

rpopz if I could look them up myself I would hourly until they appeared. who am I kidding, I'd be sat on the page hitting refresh!

babble when are you due on? Water/urine infections are actually a symptom, you could still be in the game!

Hello shaggers I hope your all well! ( something btw) here is my news and thought it would spur you all on!