Get your ROC's off, Get your ROC's off honey! Knickers down, legs up and capes on in the competition for SOTM! Just Shagging part 22 - the one with all the BFPs!

[DulcetMoans]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 21 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2007110-Drop-all-things-contraband-we-dont-want-youre-OPKs-here-Grab-a-cape-stroke-the-unicorn-and-reserve-your-spot-in-the-pity-Jacuzzi-Its-JUST-SHAGGING-THREAD-21" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a> 

Happy shagging shaggers!

Great news ness!

ness glad to hear it's stopped. try not to worry, lits of ppl have bleeding during pg. what day is your scan?

wedding was amazing. really pleased for them, they are made for each other. it wasn't a hangover, more of a food over....full English at 9.30amnot realising they'd booked lunch for noon...a full roast! that was the day after the wedding, at which I also ate a fair bit!

zyla fx for testing

Good to hear Ness - I think you can get an early scan if you're worried, talk to your GP.

AF due this weekend for me while I'm going to be out in a forest overnight and early morning working...if she arrives then, and brings her usual friends diarrhoea and cramping, I'll be mightily peeved.

If she doesn't arrive and I get a BFP it will be a miracle. I think we only managed to DTD twice this month around the right time... my JSing report card would say "Must try harder"

Rpopz 9 is great, I never beat that. Maybe I ovulate quite early in my cycle. I'm only on 3 so far and on cd11.

Mich a forest overnight on the first two days of AF would just about finish me off! I hope you get a BFP instead!

So glad the bleeding has stopped Ness. I reckon you may get an early scan if you talk to your midwife though - just in case you wanted one. I remember what it's like waiting for scan time to come around!

I'm also back at work today Dulcet. It's so hard to get up after being off. Although day has gone reasonably quickly so far.

Glad you are feeling better ness. Such a panic though, I am sure. I would be tempted with that early scan. But, to be honest, even without the bleed I would be looking at that!

Hopefully no AF for you mich, that does not sound like a good environment for those symptoms! Sounds very similar to mine though!

Day hasn't been too awful wil, and quick like you say. Pretty pleased with my productivity so far actually! That's why I have treated myself to 10 mins on here! haha!

We need a little AF due date calendar on here, so we can keep up with each other and know when to get excited! And when to get the pity pool out with the accompanying wine and chocolate...

Really pleased alls ok Ness!

Work... blah. 6 day weekend is not conducive to productivity!

No more JSing for us this month. Last month we managed 13. We didn't JS on Sunday and then had a row about it so.... think we're done!

So over this TWOTing!

hello all, have been lurking for a while....
Am CD9 today so think better start JSing tonight. I've got a stinking cold at the mo though...poor DP!! Maybe this is TMI but has anyone used any of that pre-seed lube stuff? i'm wondering if the normal type is bad for the wee swimmers?

I'm still symptom spotting!! still have an ache but not as much as yesterday and now I'm constipated!!!!

Glad it's ok ness

Well I gave in and POAS this morning, was a BFN but I'm convincing myself I could still be pg as I was 5 days early...... convinces self more

I'll wait a few days and test again

Naughty naughty Zyla! Fx for you for 5 days time x

Splodge: I use preseed, only started it this month though. Ordinary lube isn't good for sperms no.

That calendar would be a great idea Dulcet. Although we'd probably all just wind each other up into a frenzy!

Ooh naughty Zyla! You could definitely still be pg. That's way too early.

Well I had plans to get the cape on tonight but other half is bloody going out. Typical. Pretty sure I only have a few days left before it'll be too late. Rage.

You could write your post and then at the bottom of the post write when your due af/bfp lije this.

Af/bfp: 14th of May

I know it was naughty, I'd just spent the entire weekend trying to convince me and DH that I was def pg. :/

It was a first response which reckons it can test up to 6 days early tho.... But I've deliberately not bought any more tests so I can't test again for a while.

wil tell him he can only go out if he jumps you when he gets in :)

AF/ BFP due 1st- 5th May.....

BFP/AF due 27th April

I tried to make him before he went out Zyla but he wasn't having any of it. (In fairness there was only a 20 minute window in which he also had to get changed). I could try to stay up but I know it'll be about 11.30 and then I'm up at 6.30 and a girl needs her sleep! But I may have to.

BFP/AF due 10th May

wil leave him a note saying 'I'm asleep, impregnate me anyway!'

Heh, depends on his humour, I know DH would laugh, but then he might not wake me cos he knows I can be grumpy :p

Bfp/af due 12th May

Good plan zyla, but agreed DH wouldn't risk it - not happy if woken!

Hopeful BFP 2nd May

splodge I've used pressed, dh loves it. we didn't use lube before but got it when we found out he has low motility to give the swimmers some help. normal lubes are definitely bad for sperm, as is saliva in case u didn't know . conceive plus is another safe one.

wil you should have slept earlier and set an alarm for now so you would be awake when he gets in! hope ur still awake!

AF/bfp due 2nd-3rd May

I'm naughty! I've not taken this month's sterling effort rewarded by bfn very well. Been out lots.

Loving reading all your news keep it coming

What's everyone using for ROC these days? Plastic cup at work for me!

what's ROC?

my real life friend is ttcing, (she's got opk's, vitamins and allsorts) she's very fertile and is due her AF next weekend, however has also been symptom spotting and has had a few symptoms similar to mine, although she's had a few more and has even been sick!! so I'm going to see how she gets on and if she has a bfn I'm putting the "symptoms" down to body prep for AF.

Ladies - two quick things before I catch up properly.

One, hope you had a lovely Easter.

Two, our embryo is NORMAL! IT IS FLIPPING NORMAL!!!! :):):) I got the call today and am so excited. This means we'll be going ahead with a frozen transfer with my next cycle. Let's go, AF! Can't wait to start taking estrogen tabs and stabbing myself in the ass with progesterone. And I'm not even being facetious. I am truly looking forward to finally doing a transfer after three rounds of IVF and so much waiting and worrying.

(And, juuuuust in case, we're JSing like crazy this month....)