Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April!

[Spotti]

The long awaited April bus for those penis-dragon-worshipping, green pom pom waving, non symptom spotting ladies who will get their BFP this month!

Haha Poly, could be a sign

Linda I would like to add to the symptom spotting madness:

Teeny tiny bleed yesterday which I am claiming as implantation :)

I've just googled cough medicine- I had no idea about this, just thought you all had poor immune systems or something!

Ooh thats fab poly !!

Imagine if you saw someone wearing one - you'd have to wonder if they were on these threads!

I've just ordered one couldn't help myself!!

Oh guilt what cd are you?

Poly I would have ordered 1 also, couldn't help but see that as a sign

That'll be a story for your future baby poly!! At what age will you explain about penis dragons?

I don't notice much in the way of ewcm. Does it just signal ovulation or is it required to help conception?

It is totally and completely a sign please let it be a sign . I'll probably buy lots of dragon related bedtime stories for baby penis dragon and paint a mural on the nursery wall.

Notta I don't get much ewcm either but it is there to aid conception as it is the ideal consistency for the little swimmers to well, swim through to get to your egg!

Haha Notta.....yep I'm like that!

I feel a bit sick and just thought ooh I might be pregnant....at 2dpo much more likely to be the fact that I have hadn't had breakfast yet!!

Ooh poly that has to be a sign!!!

Linda - I THINK cd 19/20. How about you?

I just bought myself a pineapple tub (large) for lunch.

Love that Poly!!

Still so bored - just piac and done an OPK. 5/6 DPO so not sure what I thought it would achieve!!

Don't worry Georgie I poas (hpt) on cd9 for absolutely no fathomable reason this cycle. I think I just needed to pee on something!

Oh my Grrr! My phone just buzzed "you're invited to ......'s baby shower" kill me now!

Just saw mother for lunch......this time she said 'well why don't you just get pregnant?

Hi ladies, was wondering if I could join in please

9dpo today, TTC#1 for almost 4 yrs. Me 34 OH 33. The dreaded "unexplained infertility" label

Been ss of course but a few of my symptoms I had last month so just trying to put them to the back of my mind.

Lots of luck to all the ladies here and hopefully we'll see lots of lovely BFPs soon xx

Guilt I'm about cd19 aswell

Welcome dan, unexplained infertility really sucks but I hope you take comfort in my experience, I had the same problem but eventually conceived at 37 and I now have 2 little boys ages 4 and 2 and trying all over again so don't give up, it's worth the wait when your time comes

Hi Linda, thank you. Oh that's such an uplifting experience . Fingers crossed for you on your 3rd miracle.

Oh i'm 100% sure it will be worth the wait we're just gonna keep trying until we are told otherwise or we wear out our bits

I wish you all the luck in the world dan

might have just ordered a dragon egg necklace

What? It looked pretty! (and can join the rest of my 'charms' on my necklace...you know, cos clearly I've not got enough already :p)

As for "at what point do you tell your kids about the whole penis dragon thing?" - I think probably NEVER! Although I will be referring to my bump as my baby dragon ... Not going to explain why though - that's our little secret !

Not TTC-related but I've just had a phone call about getting a foster doggy sooner than planned. Excited! Gonna be confusing though if she comes to our house cos the dog has the same name as me!!! Only had the home check on Thursday and the new doggy might be coming a week tomorrow! Eek! (Sorry, just had to tell someone before I burst of excitement!)

Ok that's it I'm on the hunt for a dragon egg necklace too

I'm so jealous Spotti, we would love a dog but the boys are allergic

Follow Poly's link. 'Tis v.pretty...

Ohhh spotti!! We would love a dog also.

We have a rabbit :)

Love the dragon egg :)

I like this one too: www.etsy.com/listing/151356793/purple-dragon-egg-pendant-jewelry-dragon

Oh I like that 1 treacle