Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April!

[Spotti]

The long awaited April bus for those penis-dragon-worshipping, green pom pom waving, non symptom spotting ladies who will get their BFP this month!

Morning all!! Finally got a solid smiley!!! We shall dtd tonight and maybe again on Wednesday to make sure we catch it! We haven't dtd since Friday so we better get a move on!

Thanks Linda & spinning. Victoria let's hope it's our time! Well let's hope it's everyone's time!

Thanks Zermatt, think I will try it if no luck this month :)

Christmas do you mind me asking what happens next if this round of clomid doesn't work? (But it will )

Morning all. So I started the clearblue digital ov tests. Decided to start cd 7 as i have a short cycle, that was yesterday and i got a blank circle. Cd 8 today, got up late poas and started to get ready. Checked stick. Smiley face!! Ffs. No time to dtd this am so will be straight on it sniggr after work. The app has me as ovulating NEXT WEEKEND!! I know its just an average guess but i guess this migjt be why i am on cycle 11.....

We dtd saturday and would normally sunday too but not this week. Grr.

Just read back Viper i think every other day is fine. Twice a day is mental!! DH wouldn't be able to deliver twice a day at his age so would be pointless for us.

zermatt i too will be trying to give up the booze. I haven't so far and am glad as its taking so long. But i do need to cut down more than i have so far.

Good effort linda and good luck!

I have a question - how long should i keep poas for once i've got the smiley face? Should i do it the whole ten days being as its my first go?

Did you get solid smiley without a flashy one notta ? I'm getting royally frustrated with these stupid things! Cd12 and nada!

I've just got the standard ones poly the ones that don't flash. I thought they would be simpler. Vut no warnng, cd 8 and wham!!! Smiley!

I can't understand it. I have very regular cycles and last month I got my dark positive on my ic at cd13 so I was sure I'd have a flashy one by now! I feel like throwing them all away and giving up today! Might poa-ic later.

No idea how long you should test for. Maybe until is goes back to negative?

Morning Ladies,

I got kicked off the March bus on Saturday as AF came so am hopping over to here.

Stats TTC #1 Cycle 4 BFP Due 29 April

Yes thats what i thought poly but i might carry on this time just to make sure i get no more smilies.....

Sounds like you should have had something by now. Have you used that type before?

Hello cth and welcome. Sorry you got kicked off.

This cycle whilst not TTC, I'm monitoring still & normally ov on cd19. Last night on cd15 I got ewcm but opks don't even have a line yet let alone a dark line.

I'm thinking ewcm is a big fat liar & this is why I'm not upduffed!

First month opking.

Xx

No Notta it's my first time with the cb. I'm definitely sceptical.

Bella last cycle I got ewcm on cd10 and no other day but my OPKs suggest I ov'd on cd 14. All very confusing!

thanks Notta actually am a little bit pleased with AF - I know that sounds a bit strange! I have PCOS and was really worried about cycles etc. but have been monitoring the last few months since coming off the pill and it looks like my cycle is doing exactly what it needs to when it should!

I have longish cycles (around 37 days) but it is all steps in the right direction now for BFP! Maybe an extra special Christmas gift? :)

Afternoon!

Can I please come on board? I was kicked off the last bus some time ago but I've been feeling a bit rubbish about it all so am only jumping on now I'm in the 2WW!

I've tried everything I can - now we are tired and glad I can obsess over every twinge! Although last month I would have put money on it being our month which is why I was gutted when AF turned up.

Anyway

SurreyBunny TTC #2 Cycle 3 BFP 6th April EDD 14th Dec

Good Luck everyone x

Afternoon all, mind if I jump on? AF showed up at the weekend

CallAllEngels ttc#2 cycle 2 post mc (ttc since July 2013) BFP due 20th April

DH made some noises about avoiding a Christmas baby a few months ago but a)he won't remember and b) I don't mind - my birthday is a week after Christmas, it's not that bad and c) I wish I was fertile enough to pick and choose when I got pg!

LOVING that everybody's new stats include EDDs !

waves to the new passengers< Kind of sorry to see you guys here, but at least you're in a nice place. These buses are a good laugh.

Looks like I'm going to have to turn the old laptop on and get up to date with the stats list...anyone else find it weird going back to typing with buttons after using a touchscreen phone/tablet? My fingers still know where all the letters etc are, but finding symbols or numbers is still a bit odd! (I had to actually search the keyboard for the symbol last time I wrote something on here and wanted to make it go in italics^ ...who knew it was above the number 6?!). Will try to get a new list together later on today.

lol Spotti, I've got a job interview on Fri and it's with computers, I've not been near a keyboard for years so it could all go pear shaped, lol

Welcome to all the newbies and good luck to you all

I've decided since I don't know if I ov'd on Thu like I thought or if the cm yesterday meant it was late that I'm just going with Thu, that way implantation would be sooner and I can crazy symptom spot sooner

Latest stats update :)

March Bus Passengers
Prizeelliot, TTC #4, Cycle ?, BFP due 30th March.

Awaiting April BFPs
Victoria401, TTC #1, Cycle 16, BFP due 1st April.
MrBsMrsB, TTC #1, Cycle 4, BFP due 3rd April (EDD 11th December).
GeorgieWilson, TTC #2, Cycle 3, BFP due 3rd April.
Toots123, TTC #1, Cycle 4, BFP due 3rd April.
Hazelbrowneyes, TTc #1, Cycle 3, BFP due 3rd April.
Guiltismymaster, TTC #2, Cycle 3, BFP due 4th April.
Lindamagoo, TTC #3, Cycle 1, BFP due 4th April (EDD 12th December).
Nonconformist34, TTC #1, Cycle 10, BFP due 4th/5th April.
Spinninggirl10, TTC #3, Cycle 6 (post mc), BFP due 6th April.
Starbright24, TTC #1, Cycle 4, BFP due 6th April.
SurreyBunny, TTC #2, Cycle 3, BFP due 6th April (EDD 14th December).
PolytheneGirl, TTC #2, Cycle 4, BFP due 10th April (EDD 18th December).
MissMrsMummy, TTC #1, Cycle 5, BFP due 11th April (EDD 20th December).
Nottalotta, TTC #1, Cycle 11, BFP due 11th April.
Kurama, TTC #1, Cycle ?, BFP due 12th April.
MummyTwo85, TTC #3, Cycle 2, BFP due 13th April.
Flirty30s, TTC #1, Cycle 2, BFP due 14th April (EDD 25th December).
Zermatt, TTC #1. Cycle 4, BFP due 14th April.
MrsGingerbread. TTC #1, Cycle 2, BFP 15th April.
Viperama, TTC #1, Cycle 3 (first since mc), BFP due 16th April.
Tattooedmummy, TTC #2, Cycle 2, BFP due 17th April (EDD 16th December).
Treaclepie19, TTC #1, Cycle 4, BFP due 17th April (EDD 24th December).
Owlie84, TTC #1, Cycle 10, BFP due 18th April.
Spotti, TTC #1, Cycle 4. BFP due around April 19th (EDD v.close to Christmas!).
ItsChristmaass, TTC #2, Cycle 16, BFP due 19th April.
Metalhead, TTC #2, Cycle 5 (first post mc), BFP due mid-late April (around 20th April).
CallAllEngels, TTC #2, Cycle 2 (post mc), BFP due 20th April.
Semirural, TTC #1, Cycle 1, BFP due 28th April.
Cth1982, TTC #1, Cycle 4, BFP due 29th April.

Waiting for the May bus
Bellaboo88, TTC #?, Cycle ?, BFP due 12th May.

It seems we have a few dates going spare... 1st , 2nd, 7th, 8th, 9th, 18th , 20th, 21st-27th, 28th , 29th , 30th April. Any takers?!

Not got any details for these ladies...
JonesSchool, TTC #?, Cycle ?, BFP due ?

SORRY IF I'VE MISSED ANYONE!

32 ladies and counting...

^ (you can always tell when I'm bored... LOL)

Hi Ladies, can I hop on too please?

My DS (nearly 5) has recently been telling me he's going to have a baby brother when he is 6, so might have a few months to wait for a BFP if he's right, and as my cycle has been unpredictable since a miscarriage in January, DS might be on to something. DP and I thought we'd give it a crack anyway and see what happens.

PickleMyster ttc #2 cycle 1 (post MC) BFP 18 April (EDD 25 December - gulp)

I have always said that I didnt want a december baby as my bday is 2 weeks before christmas and ive never liked it. but as my edd would be around dhs late nans birthday I thought we would give it a shot. she did always want a grand/greatgrandchild born on her bday and this will be the 1st year without her

Linda I would be offered iui as far as I'm aware, not it'll be ivf. But it won't come to that!

It won't Christmas, I have a good feeling about you