Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April!

[Spotti]

The long awaited April bus for those penis-dragon-worshipping, green pom pom waving, non symptom spotting ladies who will get their BFP this month!

Pahahaha!! missmrs!!!! Ewwww! I don't fancy stale swimmers, will avoid the softcup for now boik.

victoria just the whole leaky swimmers and wet pants, it was just what i was hoping to avoid, hence sitting on the loo and ejecting.

Oh my days.

Cd4 and af barely been here all day. What the hell is going on?!!!!?

As far as swimmers, I always lose loads. Do a quick dash like Spotti though. I do nudp for a min or two lol.

Ah but my pants are not wet, I have a liner!

Help! I'm confused about grapefruit and pineapple!

Whats NUDP???

I didn't fancy wetting my pants while in the saddle.....

Naked upside down pedalling haha.
Legs in the air and cycling for as long as possible.

Oh god. Pleeease don't put these ideas in my head!!!!

Haha, it is definitely worth it for a laugh! :)

Re the pedalling. How upside-down are you? Are you resting on your elbows, or is it a full-blown shoulder stand? I struggle to balance on the bed and managed to damage a wall decoration above the headboard with my toenail last time Not so sexy.

I'm doing grapefruit until ov, then pineapple.

Sorry about the spunk cup imagery!

missmrs I go as high as I can for as long as I can, then I keep my legs up there for as long as possible or prop my hips up on a pillow. I'd much rather be having a cuddle but needs must! DH thinks I've lost the plot!

You lot are crackers! But you've made me giggle when I'm otherwise feeling pretty 'bleurgh' (got a horrid sicky feeling in my stomach), so thanks :).

Chuckling at the idea of a full blown shoulder stand MissMrs

So, was on the March bus but AF got me :(

So joining this bus instead :). Just a bit worried that this would give me a Christmas baby, not keen on that idea

Morning all, sorry af got you Bear

Hope your all having a nice weekend so far... TMI alert but I've just been to toilet and when I wiped there was loads of cm, I hope I wasn't wrong in thinking I'd already ov'd...

Sorry about your af bears I don't particularly want a Xmas baby but after ttc 16months I just want to get preg and stuff the EDD!

Linda the last 2 cycles I've had what appears to be 2 sets of ov signs days apart. Don't know what's going on! As long as you've still been dtd EOD there shouldnt be an issue which time it was tho.

We dtd on Fri Victoria but think we should do it again today just to make sure. Our bodies do strange things when ttc don't they? Think I'll invest in cb digi opk's next month as I really don't trust the ic cheapies now...

What does everyone think of clear blue opks? I'm tempted not to use them this month as last month they must have been wrong with the peak...
Come on bfp!!!

Haha I've missed some cracking spunk conversations last night!!! I'm nursing a hangover (gin!) so I needed the laugh! I lose loads too..

Yeah, I'm thinking go for it anyway! DP was almost a Christmas baby and says it's fine but I always feel a bit sorry for him!

Don't laugh post-DTD either as you will lose some! Haha, it's like a perverse kind of incontinence!

Linda I get loads of cm after I think I've ov'd too. I would DTD again if you can as I always feel like we might have stopped too soon.

Treacle they work for me (the pink ones with empty circle or smiley face). People seem to have problems with the ones that give flashing smileys (think they are purple) so I'm sticking with mine. I tried not to monitor ov last cycle, then did some ics and got confusing results so it was a disaster!

This cycle's plan is: use cb digi from cd9. Use ics every day (2 or 3 a day) so we can start DTD when there's a bit of a line. I have heard the best time to DTD is before of so I'm always worried that it's too late once you get a smiley on cb digi. But I need those to confirm when ov happens as I don't trust ics alone!

When there is a stats update, please can you amend my BFP to 11th April and my EDD is 20th December

Well I am rather impressed with my oh! Mentioned we should maybe dtd again just incase and he said yeah no problem huni can tell it's just the first month ttc, I won't get that a couple of months down the line, lol...

I'm getting a little concerned about these cb digi OPKs. I'm only on cd 11 of 28 day cycle and I think I ov'd on cd 13/14 last cycle but I'm not getting a flashing smiley yet. How many days do people usually get a flashy one for before a solid one? I might have to use an ic one tomorrow too.

I've avoided all opks so far poly as I read so many confusing stories, but especially about ic and the ones with flashing smilies - either not happening or getting them for 8 daysin a row!

Saying that, i'm onto cycle 11 and have done my first CB digi this morning. May have started early on cd 7 but only have 24/25 day cycles.

I did ic opks for the first time last cycle and half way through the tww panicked that I'd stopped doing them too early as after I thought I'd got a positive on cd13 I stopped poas. So I thought I'd do the cb this month to make sure I get it right.

I think I'm just panicking and confusing myself now. Just thought I'd be in my "fertile period" by now.