Fire breathing penis dragons get a 'Spring' in your spermies, warm us up and get us upduffed in March!

[Choccywoccydodah]

Another thread for a very chatty bus!!

Thanks kitty. We planned in dtd tonight and we tried but neither of us were in the mood so it didnt end as I would have hoped it would. Our second bottle is opened notta haha
cheers!

Ugh, got an infection in my saliva gland which is why its swelling. Feel terrible!
Enjoy your night everyone, ill be on the sofa with a quilt!

mrbsmrsb I am so sorry you're having a bad day and giving you a virtual hug and glass of wine!! Go home, have a lovely shower/bath, smother yourself in some nice smelling body lotion, pour a large glass of something and put your feet up. I might do it in solidarity with you too!! Xx

Get well soon treacle! That sounds horrid, you poor thing.

Retro how are you feeling now?

Thamks Mrs E, not nice I've got to say!

Feel better soon treacle have some

Thanks toots :)
I can't eat either which is upsetting me :( got a creme egg ice cream cus my dinner hurt too much!

Oh no get the feet up and enjoy some tv or a nice bath if you can. Sending hugs xx

Second the bath idea-you must be fed up being in pain; sending a virtual creme egg your way, Treacle!!!!

Hi all, when the stats are updated next can someone take me off please as AF arrived 6 days late (got my hopes up too) so I will be joining the April bus. Good luck to you all!

Thanks ladies! :)
I am fed up of it. Feel like just going to bed now!

My search thing on my app isn't working. Is there an April thread yet? Obviously I'm going to stick around with you lovelies to the terminus, but I'm def going to be hopping on board the next bus. Hope not to see any of you there, in the nicest possible way!

hello just a little update I'm on Cd37 still getting and still no AF. Tested yesterday & was bfn

That should say still getting creamy cm

Sorry to hear that, Keeping - pamper yourself tonight; AF can be a right b*tch sometimes.

Broody, that sounds good despite the bfn. With ds I was cd40 before my bfp, so as long as the witch stays always, you're still ok

Sorry some of you are feeling so shite!

Wtf is a saliva gland? Where is it? (I know in your mouth!) I'd love to bypass dinner and go straight for the creme egg ice cream!

Pre-April bus is here:
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2011615-For-ladies-whos-BFPs-are-due-end-of-March-beginning-April

Thanks Kitty

Mrsb - sorry you are having a bad time. Totally normal to feel like that too after the time you've been 'at it'. Sometimes I'd be happy as Larry and all oh it's fine casual approach. And other months I wanted to smash up the place I was so angry with the 'fairness' of it all and my body for letting me down. Can I ask are you just using opk? Only that all I was doing for 10 months and then I bought the cbfm. Not cheap but after 4 months it did 'work'.

Treacle I had that last week but mine was from a cut on my lip that got infected then my gland swelled up. It looked like I'd been in a fight! I got antibiotics and it cleared up after about 5 days xx

Hi MrsExtra, I'm feeling utterly wiped out. I don't know if it's due to the lurgy, or a symptom, or if the hormones have made the lurgy worse... I've decided I probably won't last past 12dpo without POAS

And still have a gyppy stomach, which is obviously a symptom!

Broody, you must be going mad! My second cycle off the pill was 50 days, and there was very little chance I was pg as we'd been using condoms, but I was still going crazy.

Treacle, mouth pain sucks. Nice early night and a liquid supper. Hope you get it sorted soon.

keeping and poly, stick around here pleeease! Then carry on the madness to the April Fools. I hope (again, in the nicest possible way) that I'm not joining you, but if this isn't my month I'm glad I know I've got a nice friendly bus full of butters to hop on.

And that would be nutters, not butters

All aboard the butter bus!

Having a South Park moment...

Thanks everyone! Its where your normal glands are, in your neck.
Only thing is i also have a massive mouth ulcer and sore throat with it too. Painful!
Never heard of it before, freaked out when my neck started swelling.

Lots of rubbishness going on here today. Hopefully some over indulgence, warm baths and a good nights sleep will make you all feel better. Tomorrow is another day, hope its filled with positivity and some bfps. Sending all who need it a virtual hug!

I have slight cramps...

And just now I slipped and fell down the stairs , so now with everything else I'm going to have a huge bruise on my bum

DH scooped me off the floor and said I had to be more careful, I might be pregnant! Bless him.

To avoid further injury (and because I cannot stay awake a moment longer) I have gone to bed. Goodnight all.

Hoping for a bfp top-up soon.