Fire breathing penis dragons get a 'Spring' in your spermies, warm us up and get us upduffed in March!

[Choccywoccydodah]

Another thread for a very chatty bus!!

I'll go down to boots tomorrow and see if I can get Robitussin then, the wee local chemist is pretty rubbish

Yes chocy its me giving it a break......had a chat last night & decided were not trying but not preventing either...no notes/tests/forced sexy time/imaginary symptoms. (P.s amazing news!!!)

I had a mini breakdown last night, I honestly thought I'd fall preggers if he sneezed soon as I stopped microgynon. Will toddle off to the April bus soon as I see it but I can't leave!!! Xx

Hope you're feeling better, Retro - thanks for the funny gameshow Have been trying to think of an appropriate name..."I'm a fire breathing penis dragon...Get me out of here!", "Saturday Night TwoWeekWaitAway!"...

I should stop now

I like the twoweekwaitaway!

Haha you are all so mad funny! I wonder if the antenatal boards are as fun as the buses?! Hope they're not all serious! Not that I'm going there yet or anything!

Ooh Retro the thought of being able to poas without spotting ruining my fun is just too exciting! Let me know if you are about to do it next week. Do you want me to attempt to stop you or just let you pee away?! I'd like to think I can wait until 21st but if there's no spotting, I might not be able to contain myself (or my pee!)

Oh is this images thing new? I've got an upload image under my message box, can post 6 per day!

Opk done and negative which I thought it would be but glad I gave it a go!

Still getting a pain in right hand side occasionally and even more so when I wee. Might have to go to docs if it doesn't ease up

LOVING the Ant and Dec game show (I'm seconding the TwoWeekWaitAway title!) - it made me chuckle. And after a day of "meh, I really CBA to do anything", a good chuckle was much needed, so cheers Retro, you've made my evening :)

missmrs - yup, that bit seems new to me. Never seen it before. Perhaps the MN mods have been watching our postings including links to places like canyouseealine.com (or maybe the google'd penis dragons :p) and thought that they'd be kind and find a way for us to post pictures directly.

cheers mods!<

And just to christen the new buttons...here's a new penis dragon to add the collection! Orrrrr maybe a few...(it's too much fun to google just one!)

1. Gives 'penis dragon' a new twist.
2. Doing what they do best .
3. Just in case you can't find the real thing one of these 'fake' ones will still work, right?

• if you click on the picture it makes it bigger!

No idea why there is a big and a little version of #1, but hey ho!

Yes retro, keeping myself "filled" eod! Haha! Enjoying it too without the pressure ;)

It doesn't show on the app!

Lol almost spat out my tea and mouthful of mini eggs there spotti so funny!

Another fun evening on the boards! Loving 'Saturday night twoweekwait-away'! Yes missmrs, if I attempt to POAS either before Monday or without DH knowing, please do your best to stop me if I don't tell you, you'll never know!

I am feeling crampy tonight, which of course is implantation.

I am so preggers innit.

holy crap!! that dragon penis clamp! That image is burned into my memory forever!!!

Ladies, I'm not complaining, it is wonderful to be on the antenatal boards, but they are NO WAY as funny as these buses, which is while I"m still lurking. It appears I showed up in time?! Holy crap how can I unsee that? I can't even avoid the link - there it is in all its glory!
Now if only we could get mumsnet to give us a dragon smiley...oh the fun you ladies would have!

Ok so AF is due tomorrow/Thursday and I feel terrible. I'd convinced myself I couldn't be pg but now I'm wondering could I actually be? I've been so emotional all day, very tired and spent all afternoon curled up around a hot water bottle for my stomach cramps and also had a headache on and off. I've just tried to eat my tea and it tasted yuck so I managed about 2 mouthfuls and a few minutes later was doing everything in my power to stop myself being sick.

Either AF is handing me a whole new lot of PMT symptoms, I'm ill, or I'm upduffed!?! Who knows?

spotti that thing is horrendous! Haha!

It'd be super fun if we all got our bfps together and had our own ante-natal thread!!

Someone should start a penis dragon antenatal bus that we can all hop on WHEN we get out BFPs!

Oh wouldn't it, English???!!!! I was only on the antenatal boards for about 6 days but I didn't 'know' anyone as well as all of you and therefore didn't have that banter. I so wish we will all be on our own antenatal board at the same time

english - we will just have to make our own ante-natal thread! Once there's a few of us over there on the dark side, where we are upduffed then we should start our own and the the others can join in as and when they're ready (or just pop along for the hell of it!).

Obviously I'm not yet in a position to go over 'to the dark side' (or am I? Mwhuhuhahahaha!) but if anyone wants to have a giggle then I think an 'I was upduffed by a oenis dragon' ante-natal thread would be great fun!

Sazzle - you are more than welcome to stick around. We won't judge you for already being preggers!

• penis dragon! dammit! not oenis dragon. Grrrr stooopid autocorrect.

Haha! Spotti, that's a great name!! Someone do it!! Sazzle?!

Loving the ideas for the gameshow name!

I'm definitely up for the penis dragon ante-natal thread :)

Ugh 2dpo is a drag...

"Incubating our little penis dragons. Full on dragon schlong due Dec 2014" would make a much more A/N thread name than "Due Dec 2014". SEE YOU ALL THERE!

Love the idea for the ante-natal thread!

Why not keep it just Penis Dragon themed, rather than date-limited? Then anyone can join whenever they are ready.

I like 'Upduffed by a Penis Dragon'