Green sheets, Pomegranates and Fire Breathing Penis Dragons...wave your green pom poms in the air and jump on the Mad March bus"

[Choccywoccydodah]

Welcome aboard ladies!
Get your pom poms in the air, as well as your ass (post dtd!) and we might get somewhere!
Here's to some BFPs!

Congrats seeking!

Couldn't find the willpower to wait until tomo to test so tested this morning with a FRER and got a BFP, faint but DH agreed it was very much there! Don't think I'll quite believe it until I see it in words...going to use a CB digi over the weekend.

Sorry to those of you haven't had a lucky month and good luck to those testing over the weekend!

Yay MrsY87

A line is a line is a line is a line.

Keep us posted.

Between you & Seeking I think we have our 7th & 8th BFPs for this bus

Congrats and welcome seeking and congrats MrsY great news

We are still on track! Glad to see more BFPs after a bit of a drought. Think I need a daily dose of a BFP to keep me motivated!

I had some afternoon spontaneousness! Excellent ! Now shattered after attempting the koala plan!

Im not a teacher either! Im a solicitor.

More BFPs! Congratulations everyone!

I am CD6 - so gearing up for muchos DTD this weekend and next week!
Told DH to gird his loins - he wasnt impressed. He went to the doctors this week who told him to tell me to just relax and it will happen when we least expect it - err thanks, I know to relax but easier said than done when you have been TTC for a while! He now thinks we should just chill, DTD whenever and see what happens. So the GP was really helpful - NOT. I could strangle her to be honest.

We need to get our thinking caps on from a new thread title too! Not long to go now....

Congratulations seeking sense and mrsy.
Thought i saw a line today but just a stoopid evap line. Grrrr

Hurrah MrsY. Congrats

The new thread title must include a dragon penis!!!

hope everyone is well. Congrats on the bfp's!
im so glad its the weekend. The wine is chilling!

I thought the new thread title was going to involve disco dancing round OPKs!

Please have a for me, toots I could murder one!

So happy with the new BFPs!! Very happy for you, seeking and MrsY

Certainly working my way towards a potential BFP - CD10 and 3 DTDs already (DH even initiated early morning DTD before work this morning- good man!)

Still a circle on my CB digis (last month I had flashing smiley already) but considering what happened, I can't expect the same patterns I have had previous cycles; although I can't help but compare

how the bleedin' hell did we get to 937 messages already

Congrats MrsY and Star are you sure its an evap? What dpo are you?

On another note, my cervix seems to be indicating imminent ov, and cm has definitely thinned, but not quite egg whitey. Come on body. I'm bored of waiting now!! I want to at least be waiting for my BFP! IT WILL BE MY MONTH, IT WILL NE MY MONTH

My temperatures are behaving, woop woop! Positive OPK on CD12 followed by a temp rise over 3 days. Evidently the threat of more blood tests was enough to scare my cycle into behaving.

Going to keep temping because I want my FF chart to look impressive but not much more I can do now other than wait. We DTD on CD 8,9,12,13 and 14, bit concerned about the 2 day gap but hopefully we caught it.

However, I may not tell DH the window of opportunity has passed. I'm getting a bit used to all this action

English, do you judge people who obviously don't come for a wax very often and are a little unkempt nervous?

Just, ahem, asking for a friend

(Falls over laughing at Retro)

Fire breathing penis dragons get a 'Spring' in your spermies, warm us up and get us upduffed

How about that?

Just let a boil on my chin. Fabulous, got guests coming tomorrow night too, fecking typical!

Oh I forgot , am not a teacher either but a SAHM
Congrats mrsY and seeking !
Sorry Linda !

Hahaha! No Retro I love the clients who haven't been for a while - more of a challenge! and the wimpy ones? It does fecking hurt, so I'm pretty sympathetic! Unless you're of the loud, screamy, sweary variety in which case you may be asked politely to keep your voice down

If you want to see a talking penis and vagina talking about conception, watch this!

I like it Choccy. Need warming up, I am poorlysick

Am having strange hallucinations of being inappropriately propositioned by fire breathing penis dragons...

That's alright then English! I consider a fanny wax as something of a 'treat' for special occasions. Such as my wedding and honeymoon. Last time I was so brave I was a little disappointed I didn't get a sticker like when you go to the dentist.

        /.   I got.   \
      |.  Waxed.  |
        \.   Today.  /

Possibly with a smiley face but I'm not that clever.

Ha ha, nice badge
I've only had it done once, for my wedding, never again! Ouchee!!