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Green sheets, Pomegranates and Fire Breathing Penis Dragons...wave your green pom poms in the air and jump on the Mad March bus"

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Choccywoccydodah · 27/02/2014 20:08

Welcome aboard ladies!
Get your pom poms in the air, as well as your ass (post dtd!) and we might get somewhere!
Here's to some BFPs! Wine

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MrsExtraOrdinary · 27/02/2014 21:17

Was looking for the new thread...Green sheets indeed Grin

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RetroHippy · 27/02/2014 21:20

I've run out of red, and as DH has said he's cutting down on drinking to help the baby making I didn't go and get a bottle. Now hitting the fake Baileys... Tasty.

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PolytheneGirl · 27/02/2014 21:22

Here-here Barmy. Just polishing off what is left over from the festive season, let's call it recycling! My evening is def a lot cheerier than my day. Also my port is in a GREEN bottle. It's a sign!

How will you be celebrating the end of your first week? Has it gone well?

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RetroHippy · 27/02/2014 21:22

mama, we had a small head injury last night stealth boast so an evening of abstinence might be a plan before I break him completely!

How are you feeling today?

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mama31 · 27/02/2014 21:25

Yes Barmy you deserve a nice weekend after your first weeks work, hope it went well?

Poly I hope you had cheese with your port? That's the only time I drink it when eating a cheeseboard...yum!

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PosyFossilsShoes · 27/02/2014 21:26

Ladies, I thought that this would be a good alternative to babydust. Don't click on these at work: I present an array of fire breathing penis dragons.

A virile beast

A cute one

Really, don't click on this unless you can cope with the trauma.

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mama31 · 27/02/2014 21:28

Retro! A head injury?! Need I ask.....

I'm ok, just carrying on expecting af arrival sat or sun, but know it could be Mon or Tues as the vitex appears to be doing something. No more spotting so far, boobs are heavy and tender which is usual pre af stuff. Ate so much food again but think pms also. Very tired and have a headache as well. Will be 12dpo tomorrow and will poas (for the hundredth time) but not expecting anything.

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mama31 · 27/02/2014 21:29

Posy!!!!!!! Oh my! My eyes have been opened!

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mama31 · 27/02/2014 21:30

Poly you need to print these off and get them under your mattress!

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PolytheneGirl · 27/02/2014 21:30

Alas no cheese Mama. I really do need to go shopping. Port and Stilton is one of my fave things about christmas!

Posy, those are too funny. I've just been told off by DH for laughing out loud and refusing to share!

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PosyFossilsShoes · 27/02/2014 21:31

Grin

That's what happens if you google images for 'penis dragon' with the safe search off!

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RetroHippy · 27/02/2014 21:31

I nutted him at an inopportune moment Blush, didn't put him off though, what a trooper!

I so hope everyone who is teetering on the brink of AF/bfp gets what they want soon. I'm getting excited for you! MIT would be so brilliant to have a bfp on the 1st.

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RetroHippy · 27/02/2014 21:33

Oh. Dear. Lord. What would you even do with that?!

So fascinated I couldn't not look.

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RetroHippy · 27/02/2014 21:34

It says a lot about my state of mind that I find the red one strangely attractive.

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barmybunting · 27/02/2014 21:40

Oh hell, that last one is just horrendous!! Poly, you should not be allowed on the internet unsupervised! I love the sound of your green bottle of port, you have got this fertility channelling thing sussed! Smile.

Retro Your poor DH and his head injury!

I'm good thanks, I've enjoyed my first week and the kids in my class are lovely. I'm not yet convinced I'll stick it out for the year's contract because of the drive etc (and I will be pregnant by the end of this year, I am determined to be, so that is my excuse) but I've had a good week. Thanks for asking. DH and I are going out for dinner on Saturday and then to a ballet (lucky DH, I love ballet with a passion!) and I can't wait. We haven't had a night with just the two of us and no visitors or work since we moved just after Christmas, so this is long over due. Much wine drinking is planned, followed by a lazy Sunday.

What does everyone else have planned for the weekend?

I'm hoping to hear some of you have bfps planned for Sat or Sun!!

mama the lack of spotting sounds very good.

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PolytheneGirl · 27/02/2014 21:41

This was the one from the original post (hope like works, I have no idea what I'm doing!)

img.gawkerassets.com/img/18i6gq6tmmd9sjpg/original.jpg

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PolytheneGirl · 27/02/2014 21:41

Nope didn't work. How do you do it?

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barmybunting · 27/02/2014 21:46

Just looked at that again Poly, the end bits look like pompoms!!

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PolytheneGirl · 27/02/2014 21:48

Hey, hey I'm not taking credit for those pics...... That was Posy!!! Haha

Sounds like you've got a lovely weekend planned Barmy. Well done! Sounds like you've got it all planned out nicely for the future too. Here's hoping for that bfp for you and DH. X

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mama31 · 27/02/2014 21:49

Retro....oh that head.... (unclean mind)

Barmy im happy about the spotting, but certain it's down to the vitex. So if nothing else it appears to be working on the spotting and I'm probably getting a longer cycle.

DH is off all wkend so I'm making a nice meal tomorrow night: scallops then fillet steaks :) Saturday we will probably have a long lie in/lazy morning then maybe take the dog out somewhere if it's a nice day and will have a chilled Sunday also. Love lazy weekends when he's off!

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rambini · 27/02/2014 21:50

Just checking in on our fabulous new bus and taking my seat Smile
posy those pictures made me literally laugh out loud!
Let's hope March brings us lots of BFPs Smile

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MrsExtraOrdinary · 27/02/2014 21:57

I couldn't help myself I clicked on the 3rd dragon and I've been spending the last 10 minutes trying to work out how on earth...to the point I'm tempted to ask dh if he knows anything about green Willies with nostrils! Shock

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barmybunting · 27/02/2014 21:58

Bugger, sorry Poly and Posy! I can't let Poly steal your dragon thunder Posy! Poly, only the greatest are credited with dragon penises so you and Posy are both great Smile!

Planning for the future... I am awful for planning, everything must be planned to the nth degree. Possibly because we will have to move again later in the year (Dec time) due to DH's job, and it's somewhere between England & America and I just want to go home to Scotland, so I am pretending to plan what I can! Oh if it was so easy. Wink.

Sounds like a lovely weekend mama! I hope it is your bfp on the way, but if it is the vitex, the longer cycle is a positive development and will hopefully bring that bfp very, very soon! Your dinner sounds yummy tomorrow night, do you want a load of bus visitors? The green pompom bus can make unscheduled stops (only for nice meals and bfps though, no afs!) I hear.

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mama31 · 27/02/2014 22:06

Sure Barmy! Everyone welcome! Haha! I will let DH know that a large green bus load of ladies with green led pom poms will be arriving for dinner tomorrow night! I'm sure he will be ok with that.....

Oh Barmy somewhere between England and America! That doesn't really allow for planning as it doesn't really narrow down the location. Must be so hard moving around x

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SkylerRose · 27/02/2014 22:17

Wooo found the new bus! Thinking I should be at the start of the tww. But also suppost to be going out for drinks next sun -massive piss up- so not sure what to do. Baby dust to everyone! Let this month be the one Grin

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