Green sheets, Pomegranates and Fire Breathing Penis Dragons...wave your green pom poms in the air and jump on the Mad March bus"

[Choccywoccydodah]

Welcome aboard ladies!
Get your pom poms in the air, as well as your ass (post dtd!) and we might get somewhere!
Here's to some BFPs!

Can I just ask everyone on the bus who isn't a teacher to put their hands up lol!

Tomorrow its either poas or sleep in....I know which I'll do...zzzz!

Feel like I'm not swallowing enough or my mouths permanently watering.

Oh god why do I wind myself up by googling!!! X

Hands up! I am not a teacher! Absolutely and definitely not!

Bella step away from google!!

Puts hand up - I'm not a teacher. I'm a fanny waxer!

Hands up!! I work in an office!

A fanny waxer???? Eyes watering english!!!

Oh English, the questions I have for you!

Do you do bums too English?

Hands Up

I work in an office too, and secretly laugh on the train when I'm sat next to stuffy businessmen discreetly reading your penis dragon thread. :D

hands up not a teacher!

Hands up not a teacher either!

Linda the cramp thing could be due to af coming but it also appears around implantation so it could be either. Very frustrating! I could have written your post today. Also 12dpo and have had stronger cramps than usual over the last few days, accompanied by brown spotting. I thought I'd be off the bus with af by now, as spotting started at 6dpo and continued to 11dpo, yesterday. Nothing today though, so I'm equally confused!

When is af due for you?

Ok Retro I'll wait too. I will be super excited if I get to 20th without spotting. So are you testing on 21st?

No plans either weekend. I'd better get making some or I'll go doolally (sp?)! How about you?

Where are you knotty?

Hands up not a teacher either!

Hands up!

not a teacher, but used to be a lecturer, which is same thing really....weird, disproportionate amount of teachers on this bus....

Thanks for stats update mrmrs, a wee up date for me next time, ttc #1, cycle (actually loosing count) 19 I think, bfp due 30th.

Thank you!

Well I made it through my long flight with no disasters so that's good! Blood tests showed pregnancy but he was a bit vague about what that meant and still thinking it was early mc.

I'm not a teacher either!

hand up not a teacher!

hands half up< I was in training to become a teacher, but then took a break from my course (and not sure I'll be going back). Soooooo technically not a teacher either...guess I'll put my hands all the way up LOL.

I'm getting fed up with this waiting malarky. I think I've miscounted my days this month and can't decide if I'm due AF on the 8th (I.e. Tomorrow!) or on the 10th like I originally said. Based on my cramps I'm guessing maybe tomorrow, but then again I don't normally get cramps until I'm actually bleeding...unless it's a new post-pill period thing. Gah! I hate all of this not knowing! I caved and did an IC this morning - bfn. Tbh I wasn't really expecting any different and if I think about it, I was around a week 'late' last month, which, if that as actually my normal cycle, might mean I have longer cycles than I'm expecting and therefore today I am over a week early, hence the negative test. looks confused

Somebody give me a hooya and tell me to stop being so stupid!

hooya! Keep testing every two days until AF appears-good luck

Morning!

Hooya spotti! Like kitty said, just keep testing every couple of days. Hopefully you get an answer soon!

English fanny waxer, what a great way to put it ha ha!

Hands up here, I don't work (as such) we own property and let rooms. On the whole it's very nice as we get to spend time with ds and this new baby that I am obviously currently making inside of me and get on with our own stuff.

Well, I'm due spotting today, am hoping I don't get it due to the pesseries. Let's see shall we.......!!

Hands up. Not a teacher.
Bored waiting for ov to happen. Seems a long time to see if there is a BFP at the end of the month.

Morning

im not a teacher either! :)

I think af is on the way out so going to go opk daft haha

Spotti we are in the same position right now with the cramps! I don't usually get them til af starts but I've had them since Tue and still no af, also first month off the pill...

You non-teachers aren't going to gang up on us or anything are you?

Snap scout. All I can do is temp and sit. At other 'waiting times' there is crotchwatch but this post-af pre-ov time is BORING! And don't want to fill it with frivolous dtd in case I get bored of it by the time ov comes!

Not a teacher

Linda, how are you feeling today? Still crampy?

Choccy, hope your spotting holds off.