Green sheets, Pomegranates and Fire Breathing Penis Dragons...wave your green pom poms in the air and jump on the Mad March bus"

[Choccywoccydodah]

Welcome aboard ladies!
Get your pom poms in the air, as well as your ass (post dtd!) and we might get somewhere!
Here's to some BFPs!

[PolytheneGirl]

Trying again.

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[barmybunting]

Brilliant, thanks for dinner mama! I'm looking forward to it! Your DH needs to worry if he sees ladies with pompoms on their feet, it means we are about to start synchronised NUDP to that song that goes "wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle." Is it I'm sexy and I know it?


I just want to know where our next move is really. We've decided I'll just stay home with kids until he leaves the military in 3 years or so after this next move in Dec, so at least it's a short one which lets me do that, we are fortunate to have that option I guess. Just need the kids aspect, the 'cat parent' doesn't have quite the same ring too it!

[PolytheneGirl]

I was obviously a bit more tipsy than I thought on Sun. This neither looks like a dragon nor is fire breathing!

[bellaboo88]

Really dont get the split willy dragon, I mean....a)painful & b) can he even dtd?!

X

[Treaclepie19]

DH is not impressed with all the penis dragons...
The red one was my favourite! :p

[RetroHippy]

Treacle, glad it's not just me

[RetroHippy]

Had a bit of a cough this evening from drinking too much Baileys and found some Benylin in the cupboard. Turns out it's the stuff with the magic EWCM ingredient, so I'm adding that to my list too!

[Treaclepie19]

Haha Retro, nope not just you!

Ooo, I have a cough too... May need to get some medicine haha.

[Owlie84]

Geez Louise, I just looked at the split penis dragon penis type pic - WTF? I mean...how???!!!
That's made me have a good laugh anyway, thanks Posy! Friday is upon us, hope everyone has a good day! :)

[Nordicmom]

BFN :(

[sazzlehopes]

Wow those images
This is going to be one hell of a bus ride ladies...you've certainly upped your game!!

[lindamagoo]

Oh Nordic, when is af due?

[Starbright24]

Yay. New bus. I have to say, you're all bonkers and I'm now scared to click on links after the green dragon.

Went shopping yesterday and just happened to see venos cough medicine with the magic cm ingredient. Anyone know when/ how often to take?

Was feeling a little icky last night (never symptom spotting though) but think maybe it was due to all the jellybabies - the green ones are my new favourite!

[lindamagoo]

Told my oh that I'd told you all about self-insemination and he said "oh great they will all think your crazy" until I told him about the fire breathing penis dragon, now he thinks I fit right in

[EnglishGirlAbroad]

Morning ladies! A full day away and we've had BESH drama ( sorry Nordic- big hug), a new green fertility bus and pictures of penis dragons! Haha! Really made me smile!!
I'm plonking myself at the front of the bus - without meaning to be rude, I'm eager to jump off as soon as my stop comes!! Plus I'm a massive geek!

Hope this bus brings a whole lot of lovely sticky BFPs!!

[PosyFossilsShoes]

Morning all! I did a super early POAS this morning (11DPO) and got the faintest, faintest second line. So faint I'm not even convinced it was there, but DP says she could see it too.

This weekend i will mostly be POAS. DP is convinced I'm pregnant. I'm convinced I'm not. Should find out one way or the other by Monday when AF / BFP due.

[lindamagoo]

Oh posy what an exciting start to your Fri, fingers crossed for you x

I'm only about 7dpo and the madness that is symptom spotting has begun! Lay awake from 4am feeling rather sick and a sore head, probably nothing but i can hope can't i? lol...

[EnglishGirlAbroad]

Wooo!! Hopefully this the first of our 31 (hopefully more) BFPs Posy!! Yay!!

[mama31]

Great news posy!

BFN for me at 12dpo, it's not my time ladies. I'm hoping af arrives by Mon as that's when my GP app is and I don't want her fobbing me off saying come back when it arrives. My boobs are now so heavy/sore and that is such usual pre af stuff for me so I'm thinking it may arrive Sunday. No spotting at all still so I'm pleased with that....cant have it all I guess.

DH is also waiting for a kit to be delivered from the hospital for sperm test. He's been waiting 2 weeks and rang yesterday, was just told it's been "ordered and will be sent out" they don't rush themselves do they!

Anyway, Happy Friday ladies (my fave day of the week) hope you all have a fabulous day! Will check in later hoping to see some super early bfp's!

[Spotti]

Runs to catch up with the new bus before it sets off and leaves me behind<

Hey ladies! Loving the new green bus!

Cheers Retro for the pomegranate. Can we eat them? (Or are they just for decoration/fertility purposes?)

I'm changing my habit of munching on cake and chocolate when I'm sad...I'm making an effort to eat better, starting this morning! I'm fed up of having no energy, and you never know, the better diet might bring a BFP ;) fingers crossed!

It would be awesome if we can get 31 BFPs this month. I reckon we should start keeping a tally of how many we've got (perhaps add it to the bottom of the roll call? Just a number so far and a number still to go) - it will give us a target and might motivate us for that extra DTD session when we'd much rather go to sleep!

[gennibugs]

Morning all.

posy woop woop! Fx for you.

mama :( I think I'm due Sunday too so we can sulk together.

15dpo here. No point in testing again after yesterday's bfn so just waiting for AF now.
DH and I both have doctors appointments next week - I'm nervous but hopefully will get some answers though I know it will take time!

[onelifeonechance]

Me too, don't leave me behind, I nearly lost you all!!!! And I'm with you English, missed so much! BESHgate, dragon images that are beyond words and will stay with me for a quite a while, tea at mamas,can't keep up!!

Mama, hugs to you and I do think it is really good that you are not having any spotting.

Posy, sounds promising, fx for you.

Spotting, excellent idea, do we all get bonuses if we hit our target?!

Everyone else, hurray for Fridays and carry on the good work!!!

[gennibugs]

Sarara how are you today?

[onelifeonechance]

Oops, sorry that was supposed to say Spotti not spotting, stoooopid autocorrect (misspelt stupid on purpose just to laugh in autocorrects face!!)

[Choccywoccydodah]

All I've done this morning reading back is click on the last picture link.
In scarred for life.........(as is he it seems!!)