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Green sheets, Pomegranates and Fire Breathing Penis Dragons...wave your green pom poms in the air and jump on the Mad March bus"

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Choccywoccydodah · 27/02/2014 20:08

Welcome aboard ladies!
Get your pom poms in the air, as well as your ass (post dtd!) and we might get somewhere!
Here's to some BFPs! Wine

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SaRaRaRaRa · 28/02/2014 14:30

Sorry Nordic Thanks

Choccy, that holiday sounds AMAZING. Hope you have time to get filled up this afternoon Wink

mama31 · 28/02/2014 14:30

Hi ladies. Hope you are enjoying your Friday, if not please try and take some time to cheer yourselves up with wine, chocolate, cuddles, great music, funny films....whatever it takes....do it as positivity is the key!

Nordic so sorry, hugs to you. Please pamper yourself as much as possible. And your like me, you will get a 2nd shot at the mad March bus...that is a good thing :)

I'm just feeling so good and happy today, must be the sunshine! Hope I feel like this every month before AF arrival! Haha!!!!

mama31 · 28/02/2014 14:31

Posy you are bonkers! I love it!!!!

mama31 · 28/02/2014 14:31

Choccy, sounds awesome, would your DH mind if I invited myself along? ;)

onelifeonechance · 28/02/2014 14:33

Posy, WHERE do you find this stuff????!!!! Grin

High five mama, I'm joining in the happy feeling today!!! :)

mama31 · 28/02/2014 14:35

(high fives Onelife, singing Pharrel "coz I'm happy....." :)

onelifeonechance · 28/02/2014 14:40

Looooove that song, hums along and pretends it's sunny outside (instead of grey and grim!!)

PosyFossilsShoes · 28/02/2014 14:40

onelife It's my awesome research skillz innit. Grin

I'm joining in the happy feelings too. I had a good morning at work, I'm free until 4pm (self employment, hurrah), which frees me up to do the research on penis dragons for next week, so I won't have to work over the weekend as long as I stop searching for penis dragons now and I'm seeing family tonight.

mama31 · 28/02/2014 14:43

My work paid me 5k extra by accident today....thought I was rich....but no I'm not! lol still happy though, my account looked amazing for a day! :)

onelifeonechance · 28/02/2014 14:43

The Bhutan penis dragon appears to have an unfortunate growth on his left testicle, he should really get that looked at

Treaclepie19 · 28/02/2014 14:43

Hehe the second penis dragon reminds me of NeverEnding Story.

onelifeonechance · 28/02/2014 14:44

Possession is nine tenths of the law mama!!

Starbright24 · 28/02/2014 14:49

Wow. This must be an extra long bus to fit us all in.

Thanks for all the stats mrsb.

Treacle - lucky you. Ppa on a friday afternoon- but as I am on half term this week I can't complain.

I'm going to enjoy this sun by doing a bit of gardening.

Think I'll join in with the choccy and wine later.

6 dpo too early for testing? Posty dropped off a load of tests this morning and now I am impatient.

Starbright24 · 28/02/2014 14:52

Posy. Thanks for making me smile. Yes it's a happy day.
mama, you couldn't persuade them to let you keep it? Lol

Treaclepie19 · 28/02/2014 15:03

Starbright I normally have it Tuesday afternoon but it was swapped :)

Wow mama, I bet that was nice to see haha.

Sparrowlegs248 · 28/02/2014 15:03

Afternoon all. I am too far behind to catch up so sorry about that.

AF has fecked off, and we got down to dtd yesterday, CD 7 so off to a great start!

lindamagoo · 28/02/2014 15:13

Is it wrong that I'm finding myself very drawn to that penis protector??? Smile

onelifeonechance · 28/02/2014 15:15

Not wrong Linda, just interesting! Grin

Hi notta, we're still cycle buddies I see. Excellent work on the dtd, my af has buggered off too but we're yet to get there! Hurray for the weekend!! Wink

lindamagoo · 28/02/2014 15:17

Interesting is good, I'll settle for that, lol

Choccywoccydodah · 28/02/2014 15:30

Posy these are hilarious!!! Keep them coming Grin

So, dh nipped out for '5 mins' around the corner into one of our rentals. Was awaiting his return as ds fell asleep in his buggy, and almost 2 hours later he's woken up and dh still not home!!! We could have had a good old afternoon session!! Bloody hell pah! Bet he's got caught by a blummin tenant!!

Mama I think he might notice you coming Wink

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PolytheneGirl · 28/02/2014 15:36

OMG I've just realised I've taken my ipad in to be repaired and I don't think I closed any of the windows in safari and this probably means all the penis dragon pics are still there! I'm sending DH to pick it up!!! Haha

Haven't had chance to read today's posts yet but will catch up with you all after the school run x

mama31 · 28/02/2014 15:41

Lol poly!!!!!! Poor DH!

Choccy we have a rental, can be more hassle than good at times! Have a great tenant now wish she'd stay forever, last 2 were a nightmare!

DH would notice if I join the trip, but would he mind?? Lol

Choccywoccydodah · 28/02/2014 15:45

Mama probably not, we're a more the merrier kind of family (not in the sexual way though lol!) Each to their own. Wink

Posy lmao! So funny!

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Choccywoccydodah · 28/02/2014 15:45

Poly not posy!

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mama31 · 28/02/2014 15:48

Haha! Choccy! No don't worry, I wasn't looking for a keys in the bowl type of situation...just a hol to France!