March bus..let's get this mad March hare going.....

[PetiteChouette]

Hi everyone, I'm taking a plunge and starting our folicking March bus off to a start.

Recipe please English assuming I don't scoff all the creme eggs first

Printing off "fire breathing dragon penis" and hiding it under mattress right now! Worth a punt!!

Good point, small children it is then

Oh english I keep seeing pics of creme egg brownies. Worth making?

Barmy, she may have the odd glass or five occasionally daily.

When I got my faint evap line last cycle I let on there might be a chance I was pg. She cried on the phone. I had to text when AF arrived cause I felt too guilty to actually talk to her.

Which is daft, she's amazing and always says exactly the right thing. I only wish she lived closer so I could share more naked firemen my worries with her over cake.

Right, I'm going to bed (to SLEEP). Good luck Poly with that drunken fumble. Night ladies! x

(retro and barmy, your mums sound ace)

polythene, actually laughed at that! Can just imagine your DP finding it! The weirdest porn stash ever!

Still at it with the '!'

Officially joining Retro's mum's appreciation society!!

Well I did massively cheat! Packet mix of Betty Crocker brownie mix, half a dozen creams eggs cut in half... Plonk in to the mix. Cook. Delish!

Retro Mums are the best thing in the world many a day I reckon! I totally understand why you text rather than phoning about that one. I haven't even let on that we are ttc (although her chat is telling me she has picked up on it!) as I can't face seeing disappointment there just yet as I know how much my parents want grandchildren soon.

Your Mum sounds lovely. I bet she loves your naked firemen and would also love to share more cake with you!

Girls, stop it now please, dh keeps looking at me weirdly as I am guffawing next to him

Weirdest porn stash ever

DH is going to think I've gone cuckoo when he gets home and I've got this stupid grin on my face! Thanks ladies, you've all really cheered me up, in collaboration with the wine of course! What would I do without you!?

English your brownies are yum! Thanks .

I think bed is necessary here. That horrible alarm will appear too early tomorrow morning. And DH is giving me odd looks too, joining onelife there and as I intend to 'seduce' him into DTD tonight, last chance for OV!, I had better get a move on

Night night everyone. I hope you all sleep blissfully on your green sheets, with your orange walls behind you, make sure DH clutches his dragon and you clutch your pomegranate!

Right, I am officially in 'sleep' mode. By this I mean I have my PJs on and am bordering on too drunk to type.

Night all, thanks for perking me up . Off to dig out a small dragon statue before bedtime. Motörhead think a wooden duck will do?

Night night, sleep tight, make sure the bed bugs don't bite (if they do set the fire breathing dragon penises on them!)

Wtaf?! That was meant to be do you, though who am I to argue with Motörhead?

Motorhead and a wooden duck sound good to me retro!

Have just dig out DS's mike the knight dragon. Think this will do the job? Lol.

Got to stay awake for another hour!!! Think I need to put the coffee on.

Night night girls who are off the bed X x

Night ladies! Amazing start to the March bus!! Let's keep the laughs up all month! Great to have our mojo back! Sleep well (on the green sheets) x

What a giggle tonight ladies, gutted I missed it!!

Please can I change my stats (can't remember what they were as I wasn't sure)?

Bellaboo88 ttc#1 cycle#2 bfp due

If bfp, I'm keeping quiet till mothers day! Would be the best prezzie ever, a soggy stick of my wee!

X

Right I can't see dragon penis. I do see a boobed dragon with legs akimbo though??

As for the exercise thing. I think it makes your pregnancy easier but no effect on giving birth - not in my experience anyway.

OMG creme egg brownies! I NEED those in my life!

I can't belive I've missed all this!!!
DH is looking very puzzled at me giggling and shrieking about pomegranates!

Also, I have a theory that more than one penis, should be called "Peni"... As in, "Where in the world? Peni World" sung in the style on PC World.

Off to bed. Have lost the plot.

Everyone's lost the plot...but I likkkeeee it!

DH is home! Dragon o'clock!!

G'night ladies! X x