picklebum, welcome to the Mad March Bus! Grab your pom poms, and join us in some ttc madness! As far as exercise goes, I don't think it has too much impact as long as you are a healthy weight from what I understand. It is meant to make pregnancy and labour much easier though! By the way, you have a brilliant name! Picklebum is very funny! Is there a story behind this?
Oh goodness, that fire breathing dragon penis is horrific! If you google those words exactly, you will see many dragon penises, worth a look...
I have now started on the horlicks but it does not seem to be having much of an effect in comparison to the wine!
retro exclamation marks are the way forward, especially after wine.
onelife do you know my Mum? Are you my Mum?? Because what you are suggesting is actually possible! I was in a farm shop with her yesterday, and found her cackling away with some other random woman she had met two minutes before looking at a calendar of naked men riding tractors! They were comparing the months naked options! My poor DDad was standing outside watching the goats because he said he had looked in the shop and couldn't find us!
My Mum also phoned me up very embarrassed one night to tell me she was concerned as she had given her laptop to her brother in law for him to fix it, but he had phoned her up to ask if someone had hacked into it because the internet history showed some dodgy searches of naked men etc, her brother had told her about the websites when he was looking for a new man, and she decided to take a look too!