Ski Sunday music ready, the BESH are Bobsleighing their way through the icy slopes of hope and despair to win their medals

[cherrycoconut]

If you’re over 30, ttc over 12 months and wearing nipple tassels under your snowsuit then this just might be the thread for you - if you can prove yourself bitter and evil enough. We’ll be the judge of that. Don your snowsuit , cowbell ready - fill in the BESHtionnaire and prepare to meet our icy glare. This is a marathon, not a sprint.

Whaaaaa? No! That would be incredibly unfair.

I've muffled the Fat Lady and locked her in a closet, Bugs. Find something suitably trashy and distracting on TV, then open some chocolate and cuddle up with those amazing pooches.

Awww Bugs - step away from the tests, just two days till you have bloods taken for an accurate result, deep breaths, chocolate and a walk with the puppies! PUPO until officially told otherwise!

You're being very brave, but don't feel bad if you have a wobble or a meltdown at any point, ok? Cuddle your dogs and watch a good film.

I know it's too early for me to say, but the first thing I will do if it doesn't work is drink a shedload . I might go skydiving too.

Fuck yeah.

I'll add a FUCK YEAH to that too!

I would love to go out and be obnoxious and puke in the street or something.

BESH Gone Wild!

Mind you, the last time I puked in the street only three years or so ago I had to be taken home crying. Mead is terribly evil stuff.

I'd keep going until the clinic tell you to stop Bugs

Don't stop anything! Keep going until the professionals tell you different!

I find being sick awful, so that is never on my to do list. A good drink or six are very welcome tho... Doing irresponsible things sound good!

I second waiting for the clinic's verdict, bugs!

It's not on mine either. However it seems to sum up irresponsible and obnoxious behaviour pretty well.

Oh dear, I'm a bad Frankel fan . I could have sworn his birthday was 8th of March, but turns out it is tomorrow . They're releasing some limited edition photos of him for sale, but they're very pricey (cheapest is £85!), but you must admit he looks gorgeous

Gosh he's a handsome one isn't he! Wow!

The first thing I did when I had my failures was have some lovely red wine (enough to enjoy, not enough to hurl), some pate and a large bloody steak with a blue cheese sauce and said 'fuck yeah who needs the bastard brats anyway!' It made me feel better, if only for a bit. And I did really enjoy that food.

Stay in the progesterone though bugs - always best to wait until the professionals have done their bit. X

Oh he is lovely frankel. I do love a good horse pic. In her mind my horse looked like this but in reality she was a lot more like this

Posted too soon, I'm not really with it today.

stick with it bugs, just for the next couple of days. You don't want to risk questioning yourself at some later point, wondering if all would have been ok if you'd carried on a bit longer.

First thing I did once failure was confirmed was finish off a bottle of rose and a couple of bottles of cobra. Got two bottles of red, one white and two champers in the house and HWIETO and I will be kicking the arse out of them tonight.