Ski Sunday music ready, the BESH are Bobsleighing their way through the icy slopes of hope and despair to win their medals

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If you’re over 30, ttc over 12 months and wearing nipple tassels under your snowsuit then this just might be the thread for you - if you can prove yourself bitter and evil enough. We’ll be the judge of that. Don your snowsuit , cowbell ready - fill in the BESHtionnaire and prepare to meet our icy glare. This is a marathon, not a sprint.

H, my love, what an unmitigated shitter of a day. I'm not surprised you flipped out. Just one of those things would have been crap, but one after the other like that is horrific and would floor an elephant. Six eggs is great - it is what I got too, and MrA's sample sounds fine according to what everyone else was told (I can't remember what we were told), and it is just a bit rubbish that the clinic sprung it all on you like that as you were coming round, though I suppose they didn't have much choice, if according to how they do things the motility is lower than they like. But who cares if it is, because HURRAH for the existence of ICSI, which means they can actually address it, rather than just tutting and shrugging.

I am so incredibly sorry about your mum, lovely. Of all the fucking days. Did she know it was today? I know she is your mum, but it makes me want to go and find her and shake her for daring to upset you today of all days.

Fanks Nork.

She didn't know it was today. But that is no excuse. I don't know if I can forgive her.

Dunno. We should introduce her to my eldest step- sister.

Sorry have who don't know me. Brief history: joined BESH in 2011 after TTC #2 for 10 months. Tried for another 1 1/2 years. Gave up.

Oh and Northey!

I love Wren. She is lush. She is one of my bestest buds even though I have not actually met her

Do you know what. Even if this whole thing doesn't work, I have made some very excellent friends.

Awwwwwww. Sorry. All this loving talk is not the BESH way is it?

Right I need to stop using those bracket thingies. Hest I luff you very much & want to chin your Ma for harassing you. But I won't. Hope you're getting looked after. You've done EC! 6 eggs is great.!

Good call Frank. Yes, I've learnt a lot from some of those freds too. Particularly with regard to aforementioned sister.

Get rid of that last post please Norf.

Fucking fuckers, the lot of you.

Am an ass. Have reported.

I am on my tablet and just accidentally clicked on ' hide thread'. I only really look at this one anyway! How do I unhidd?

Wren I have never found out! Many's the time I have hidden a thread I actually started. Maybe message HQ and ask?

Here's something funny. Coming round, I was talking about how I couldn't find a single sofa I liked. Then started waxing lyrical about ski deals and how good the snow is. Not very subliminal is it?

Have you actually been looking at sofas?

Yes all the time. I am trying to find a red chenille sofa bed.

Does it have to be chenille? My friend got a red ikea sofa bed that was hard wearing and comfy (and had removable washable covers, which is handy for outdoorsy people with outdoorsy cats).

Ahem! Might this do the trick Hest? I've checked, they do it in red chenille

My cat's not outdoorsy. She's an utter wuss

Ikea sofas tend to be kind of hard. I want to be able to flop in it.

Were you hoping to wake up all poetic then? I generally wake up demanding food after a GA.

Oooh, they look luffly!

Oh the other thing - I need interest free credit :o

Thank you hags. Someday I will have a BESH party and you can all come and sit on my sofa.