You can do it by charting, analysing, testing, and worrying, but we prefer... JUST SHAGGING PART 20!!

[Nessalina]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 19 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1906908-Come-and-join-us-on-the-brand-new-rather-fabulous-and-very-slightly-notorious-or-so-wed-like-to-think-JUST-SHAGGING-PART-19" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a> <img loading="lazy" class="inline-flex mumsnet-emoji" alt="Grin" src="https://www.mumsnet.com/build/assets/grin-D7Eg_B6y.png">

Happy shagging shaggers!

Soooo. I went out

I would say it was just the jab messing your body about. I am an awful one for over analysing things, and nine times out of 10 things are never as bad as I was thinking they would be.

Ooops.
So I went out last night. And my wine was completely rank, as was the apple juice yesterday at breakfast. Then I've slept for Britain and my boobs are still mega sore! They normally are a minor inconvenience this close to ertd, but they are more this month.
Send hooya asap viroids!
I know this month i'm not upduffed as when I was icing I was darn sarf! (unless it was early of course).
And usually have a 30 day cycle but I got the ewcm exactly 2 Weeks ago tomorrow and that would make it 27...but both other times I had the ewcm my app had worked it out it arrived the day I had actually iced! So if that was the same, there's always a possibility....
As I said... Hooya me stupid pls

Hi Minion. Not a scooby doo what your last post meant ! My ignorance to blame, not you.

Icing - as in icing a cake ?

Sarf - I can't even guess that one

Haha, stick around kid and you'll be babbling nonsense with us!
We have predictive text to blame a lot here. Oving turned to icing, darn sarf as in down south.
Breadsticks are breasticles. Viroids= people.Xx

Ohhhhhh I see. Lol sorry. Breadsticks = Breasticles. I've never heard that one before.

I normally call them 'The Boys'

Thank god you asked bumpkin the breadsticks one had me stumped!

Ha I'm gunna try it on my mates and see what they think.

'Alright love, get your breadsticks out'

Love it !

Haha. Don't worry newbies, you'll learn. And most of then don't make sense but are interesting auto corrects.

Sounds promising minion, when would ERTD be due? I know it's not quite the hooya you want but I have such little positivity for myself at the mo that I am giving it all to you lot!!

Well if it follows a previous with exactly two Weeks after ewcm, then tomorrow, but more than likely in 4 days...

Come on Minion. Hooya!

I need a Hooya myself! Had another meltdown again today and thought I had reached the conclusion that I had given up of it ever happening naturally, especially as I had some spotting this am, but as so as it came, it went again. This does not normally happen to me. Plus I'm getting cramps. Now I KNOW that Ertd is almost certainly on it's way albeit early, but I can't help myself or stop myself from going to Dr Goofle and seeing how many stories I can find of people who thought Ertd was coming only to find out they were upduffed. I KNOW I'm being stupid and setting myself up for a fall, but this is the tiniest glimmer of hope I have left. Plus I used a contraband opk to check and it came back with two lines but v v faint. The second one I tried had nothing. I know this isn't v reliable but I am feeding the obsession monster here and am on ridiculous pant check alert. Def Con 3 ladies. Blimey- Hooya me now- somebody!!!!

Plus I feel a bit sick but could be all the flapjacks I have just eaten

Is it wrong that I'm looking forward to stuffing a Krispy Kreme in my gob more than dtd tonight with OH?

Not swi tonight just dtd just because

decisions decisions!

Hooya to Bear & Minion Though I'm hoping for the exact opposite

I'm out viroids! Dtd ended my WTF cycle by waking up the witch! Onwards and upwards!

Bear.. I'm not sending you a Hooya! Cause I want to send you luck instead x

Sorry the witch got you miss no idea what she's doing with me this month. Only arrived on Friday and appears to have buggered off already. Not that I mind. Just very unlike the old hag to go so easy on me. Second your sentiments though rooting for both of you bear and minion.

rach don't make a decision just do both ........ Maybe even at the same time?!?! Or is that just wrong?

Is it a ring donut ?

Could do a bit of multi tasking

Sorry, a have a habit of bringing the conversation to gutter level

Ha ha love it bumpkin we must be on the same wavelength!

Cheers Baby. I worry that I will offend someone with my rudeness. I don't say it to offend, it's just the sort of level of conversation I am used to.

Same here. Hopefully nobody on a thread called ' just shagging' is offended lol but if they r we can always move the gutter talk to a separate thread

Lol yeah good point. How old are you Baby ?

I'm 34, ttc #1 but with 3 step kids. What about you?