Come aboard the luckiest bus this year! October BFPs here we come!

[Choccywoccydodah]

7 BFP's so far!!

Snowlet
ThreeFromDesire
IBelieveInEngels
Clever0110
LucyFluff
Lililly
RaRaZ

64 Awaiting BFPs

LH1981 ttc#3, cycle 1 or 2 (not sure!) due around 1st oct
NeuroticSweetTalk TTC #1, Cycle #1, 19DPO, 6 days late, BFP/AF due ???
Flame40s ttc#3, cycle3, bfp 2nd Oct
blueskies19 ttc#1 cycle ? BFP 3rd oct
ScienceGeekGirl ttc#1 cycle 7 BFP due beginning of Oct
newforest ttc#1, cycle 1, bfp 5th Oct
Nulanoo ttc#1 cycle 2 bfp 5th Oct
IndianGirl2013 ttc#2, cycle 3 BFP due Oct 6??
Bloumer ttc #1 cycle #3ish? BFP 6th
Funkymonk 31yrs ttc#1 cycle 11 (cycle 3 post Mc) bfp due 6/7 Oct
englishteacher TTC #1 cycle 3 BFP due 7th
GinandStripes ttc#1, cycle 4, BFP due 7th Oct
Liquidambar ttc #2, cycle 4 BFP 7th Oct
Pocopearl ttc 2 cycle 2 bfp due 7 oct
Jessewalt Ttc #1, cycle 4, bmp due 8th October.
Keepswimming1 ttc#1, cycle 3, BFP due 8th Oct
Charleslingus 31, ttc #3 cycle 4 bfp due 8th oct
DuPainDuVinDuFromage TTC#2, cycle 2, BFP due 9 Oct
Owlie84 ttc#1 cycle 5 BFP 9th Oct
sparklesandfizz ttc#3, cycle 1, BFP oct 9th
SuzB83, Cycle 9, BFP due 9th October
MrsWalsh77 ttc#1 cycle 3 BFP due 9th Oct
SoMuchFruit ttc#2, cycle 3, BFP due 11 Oct
MrsDinoRawr ttc#1, cycle 3, BFP due 11th Oct
Milknosugar33 ttc #1, cycle 3, BFP 11 October.
Rockstars12 ttc#1 cycle 2 BFP due 11th Oct
MarlenaGru ttc #2, cycle 1, due 11th oct
Choccywoccydodah ttc #2, cycle 2, bfp 12th Oct
VickyVix ttc #1 cycle 2 BFP due 12th Oct
WifeofGru TTC#3 cycle 1 BFP due 13 Oct
Springtime26 ttc2 cycle 4 bfp 13th October.
plinkyplonks ttc#1, cycle 3, BFP due 14th Oct
ronty ttc#1 cycle 1 BFP due 14th October.
panicmechanic ttc#2, cycle 11 BFP due 16th Oct
Stepawayfromthezebras ttc#1, cycle 2, BFP due 16th Oct
CooCooCachoo ttc#2 cycle 3 bfp due 16 October
Leezl ttc #1, cycle 3, bfp 18th?
Cottonwool4brains TTC #2 cycle 7 bfp 19th October.
jaykay987 ttc #1, cycle 2 BFP due 19th Oct
GnomieGrace TTC#1 cycle4 BFP due October 19th
Nottalotta ttc#1 C4 (already?!?!) bfp due 19th oct
findingme, ttc #2, cycle 3, BFP due 19th Oct
Onelifeonechance ttc#1 cycle 4 BFP due 20th Oct
MrsB2013 ttc #1 cycle #3 bfp due 21st
Fox82 ttc#1 cycle 11 bfp due 22nd oct
HisLommel ttc#3 cycle 1, bfp due 22nd October.
Babymamatobe ttc ? Cycle 2 bfp due 22nd October
ELR ttc#3 cycle 3 BFP due 24th Oct
fluffythelabcat ttc#1, cycle 3, BFP due 24th Oct
ItsSoFluffyImGonnaDie ttc #1, cycle 1, BFP due 24th Oct
Jessieagain Ttc #2 cycle 2 bfp 25th October.
Kemie ttc#1, cycle 8!! BFP due oct 26/27th
ExactlyWhat ttc #3 cycle 2 bfp 27th Oct
Mama31 TTC #2 cycle 4 BFP 27th Oct
JellyBeanDavey ttc#1 cycle #4 BFP due 27th
JoHull ttc#1 Cycle 2 bfp due 30th
SignoraStronza ttc#3, cycle 2 BFP due 30th oct
VJONES1985 ttc#1 cycle3 bfp due ?
Wineandchoccy TTC #1, cycle number 2, BFP due?
SaltySeaBird ttc#2 cycle MIA, BFP due ASAP please
MundayCakes85 ttc #1 cycle 3 bfp due sometime end of October
MissVaughan ttc #2 cycle 3 bfp due ?
LittleBear01 TTC #1, cycle 6, BFP due 3rd Nov (long cycle - 37 days usually)
Lifehasafunnywayofhelpinguout ttc #2 cycle ? Bfp due ?

haha writer and flymo good ones! Oh I too would die if my mum caught me! I don't think I have great stories to share though...I'll get thinking now!

allchat I get really sore boobs before AF - last month it was for well over a week, so you can imagine that I thought it was leading to my bfp. but cramps start literally the day before. I tried to explain it to DP the other day - like when you get the runs and your tum is all hot. That got me about a minute's sympathy!!

glad that made you laugh writer you're welcome to use it in your next epic novel!!

writer!! wow! there's no way i can compete with these stories they are amazing! your mum - can you imagine her face placing your vibrator proudly on top of that neat pile!!

Writer!!!!! Lol omg!!! Your poor mother must have been thinking "what have I raised?" lol I'm sure she was traumatised!!! Well just think in years to come you may understand what that feels like :/ lol

I was 17 and having sex in my boyfriends living room. Then we heard the door go. We didn't have much time. It was a terraced house. I was wearing a skirt and for some reason my boyf grabbed my kncikers and put them down the back of the sofa! I was mortified but didn't have any time to get them or put them on. I had to sit on their sofa engaging in small talk with no knickers on. It took an absolute age for them to both leave the room so I could retrieve my knickers. the shame!

ha! loving the vibro story writer for you!!!

Thanks flymo - any one else suffer from really long cramps before AF comes? x

I once had to wear an ASDA carrier bag as a makeshift nappy when I was 6 because I wet myself in the middle of shopping and had no spare clothes

My childminder at the time was so angry with me that she stripped me off, made me put my legs through the handles of the carrier bag, pulled the bag up as high as it would go and then sellotaped it around my stomach so it wouldn't fall down. I had to walk round ASDA for ages in just that I'm pretty sure that would be some form of abuse these days? I can laugh in hindsight though

My sister called me "Sponge Bob Bag Pants" for years!!

Writer that is hilarious!! You win the top prize so far!!
My dh once ahem splattered in his eye and it stung for days!!
But a friend of ours (after telling him that) told he once was wanking on his gf at the time and he had got so into it, eyes closed and he's spunked in his own mouth!!!!! Eeeeeewwwwww!!!!

gerrrrrrrrrrrrossss story choccy! nearly wretched up my tea!!

Lol writer you have some funny stories :)

I had an incident with DS2 finding my vibrator hidden in a bedroom drawer, he bought it downstairs AFTER switching it on, and said ' mummy what's this'. You have never seen me move so fast and my reply was ' oh that's one of daddy's work tools' lol!! Kids :D

Haha allchat - I hope you weren't too chilly!!!

My dad once came across my vibrators too (when I was about 21 and had a more varied collection) but thankfully it was never spoken about it. We both know it happened but decided to live in ignorance

Ps thanks mama - of course I will keep you company (egg you on during 2ww)!!! I'm sat right next to ya !

Hahaha - all this stories are brilliant!!!

One of daddy's work tools.....brilliant

Well this has cheered me right up!!! Great stories!!! Hahaha!!

That's great lucyfluff glad to have you beside me!!! Let's hope we don't need a seat on nov bus!!!

Anyone doing anything nice this wkend?? I'm having a quiet one tonight and seeing freinds tomorrow night. DH on nights so won't see him much....prob manage a wee daytime Dtd tomorrow morn when he gets home though ;)

Omg these stories have made me LOL!!!

Lucy : I'm so sorry. I hope you're ok - and best of luck for this month.

Writer: I had no idea you were such a bad girl lol. Loving your stories - got any more?? I'd just die if my parents saw anything like that, enough now. Yikes.

Oh lucy, so sorry but glad to hear your DH is so supportive.

Sorry to all others who got AF too. [Wine] and to you all

Loving these funny stories, just sad I don't have any of my own to add!

On a different note, I'm now on my way home 15 mins late after someone knocked my shoe off as I was getting on my train. And yes, fellow bus passengers, it fell onto the tracks . Cue a dashing man in an orange boiler suit turning up 10 mins later with a grabber to rescue my poor shoe from the wet ground below. My hero

Oh fluffy that is the funniest thing! One of my friends did something similar and refused to let the train move without her shoe. So glad I wasn't there. I am very careful with shoes on trains!

Off for a girls weekend and as I officially am not upduffed I will be having wine... Just wish AF or BFP would put me out of my limbo now...

Writer I think my parents think I am still a virgin despite having been with my dh for 13 years and having a DC

Good evening all :) just wondering if I'm in the right place if I'm expecting ==hoping not to get== AF on the 27th October?

Dammit - scoring out didn't work! now looks like a numpty!

You are half pint. Welcome and good luck!