Put on your capes and rub the Unicorn belly aka "my dear, please pour baby gravy on my egg!" - JUST SHAGGING PART 18!

[ZingWantsCake]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 17 is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

no grad thread link sorry, can someone else add this please?

Morning shaggers.
Thank you so much for your kind words. The world keeps spinning so onwards we go but it's lovely to now there's some lovely people left in it, being, we, lovely.
Sooo, it's a new week. Anyone synchro peeing soon? I've got 6 days left before 'she' arrives.

morning viroids.

minion fx that it won't arrive.

hi all. icing imminent here atm min but lots of stress at the moment so just hoping that doesn't scare the little eggy off! must think calm peaceful thoughts!

Hope you are feeling a bit better now you've had time to digest things. I'm with zing fx she doesn't show up. xx

minion app says due in 5, but normally it's a day or two out it seems. Going to try to hold out for bonfire night....

Afternoon everyone, I'm just curious what apps you use? I've tried a couple but don't seem to like them aha :)

Ha, for the first month I'm confidant I'm not oop duffed. Even though all players were in the correct position at the right time this month, I'm sure I'm not.
So just waiting for the tell tale backache then I'll be hosting a mammoth pity jacuzzi and steam room party!

neurotic I'm using clue. I read about it in the paper and have been using it since June ish. It's user friendly.

minion I'm not having any aches and pains yet so I'm trying not to get excited, or POAS Please let this be our month!

neurotic I use fertility friend. I have the paid version, although free version was good enough. I do find it a little too easy to obsess as it monitors all your symptom spotting and scores you for likely pg! its been mostly wrong for 10 cycles straight!

min maybe the fact your convinced no for first time is the symptom you've been waiting for

Fifi a bonfire bfp ...you could arrange pee sticks like a Catherine wheel!

neurotic I use m cycles. It has a little flower icon. It's very basic as I started to use it solely to work out when I would be due on after the pill. Does the trick tho, but I may have to change to a better version should nothing happen soonish.

hi ladies, can I join you? Am mostly interested in JS this month as went a bit mentul last few cycles. I use OvuView, just to get to know when I ov mainly but it's showed me I have quite a short luteal phase...

neurotic I use mydays. it's basic but easy to use.

minion I bet this month will be your bfp just because you're convinced it's not .

cd20 here, just finished fertile window and into the tww. I finished all my opks this cycle so just shagging from now on! I had four days of positives this month then I ran out, worried that means something sinister so glad im giving up and can maybe stop obsessing.

Shagged 5 times since friday, wonder if dp will be too worn out to make it 6 .

And welcome flymo you've come to the right place.

Hi coffeewineandchocolate here- not sure if you remember me. Now 16+3 but popping back to let you know/ warn you that you all all famous but seems you already know... Twat!!

Hoping the thread has a downpour of bfps to match the downpours of sodding rain everywhere!

Awesome, Thanks ladies I think I'll give them a try, I currently use womanlogPro, fertility friend and my calender. None seem to have luteal phase on so I have no idea what mine is because of various things my cycle changes between 26 and 30 days lol. Lil1ady would you say the paid version of FF is worth it? :)

Hello :)

So a little update in my so called drama. I had a small bled 11 days after my erpc was like a period so put it down to my body being uber efficient. Now if that had been my cycle trying to sort itself out I would be due on again on the 8th of November. Well low and be hold I came on today now if I ignore the one day bled I had early in the month this period would be coming at the right time.

So I think I'm just going to go with it!

I was originally using pinkpad. But deleted after my mc when it kept saying how pregnant I was :(

Hello neurotic sorry I missed saying heya to you

Hope all is well!

Minion - can we make the pool party fancy dress at least?

I'm getting my cape on this week and think I will make it spooky and glittery for Halloween.

Coffee! You came back! Hows it going? We saw we were famous and I think there's an element of pride there but undeserving as we are far from the worst discussions on this site! Obviously a lazy journo.

Welcome newbies! Get shagging!

It's going well thanks. Had sickness until 9 weeks but now ok bar some sciatica. Bit of a scare at the weekend after a hefty knock to bump but got checked out and all is ok.

It's very strange this time round as it was considered and planned and I have another ds to consider but getting my head around it as bump gets bigger!

Getting loads of mn support on a private FB thread of mners due in April which has been great.

Hope you all are lucky in jsing soon- I have been lurking with my fingers crossed :)

Evening shaggers, can I sneek back in, I've not been on for a few weeks been really busy at work

I should be icing on Halloween so definitely need to get the shag cape out!

Well hello shaggers! Apologies for being MIA but have literally just got back from a couple of weeks away.

Sorry to hear all the rubbish news. and for everyone.

We are hoping to make a bonfire night baby as that day is a little special to us. A week or so of eod shagging a head for us. Will be donning a cape based on beautiful autumn colours!

hello, we're on EOD this week too...not sure I've got the energy but needs must!

Has anyone been to The Fertility Show? I've been getting emails from them for a couple of years now so I guess it might be time to check it out! It's a day out in London though so not sure I can afford it...hmmm, any thoughts?

neurotic I'm really glad I got the paid version. tells me all the stats of my previous cycles in one place including leutal phase of each cycle. you can choose which cycles it uses to make predictions and you get the "pregnancy monitor" which tells you what your due date would be that cycle if you were successful, scores Ur symptom spotting, tells you %of other ppls charts who had those symptoms in a pg cycle and tells you %of +hpts reported on Ur current dpo. it does loads more than the free version. even if u don't use the opk and temp parts of the app. I like that you can add custom signs and put notes in too. If you wanted to put in historic data from your other app you could and it might then tell you lp from that. hope that all helps!

hi coffee 16wks omg that's gone soooo fast! glad all going well for you. and thanks for keeping fx for us

never heard of fertility show, can't remember who asked now and can't read back on phone! what is it?

hi to newbies

I was feeling quite positive last night so due to the sheer abundance of them did an OPK..... It looked pretty positive.

I waited til this morning and did a HPT, there's a very faint but definite line :) it's early days, I'm not due til the end if the week, but it looks like a have my BFP!

omg Fifi congratulations. do u know what dpo you are? when are you going to test again? and all the usual questions, like what did you do differently etc etc!