Harry Potter and the rise of the BESH: Instadiffers, baby dusters and huns will be subject to the spell Evanesco!!.

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Expecto Patronum

If you are you over 30 and have been ttc for over 12 months, are witch like or even better a complete hag and willing to abuse your powers of wizardry to conjure up gin by the bucket load, then fill out the Beshionnaire and join us if you dare in our battle against BESH curse.

Instadiffers and baby dusters will be turned into frogs and used in a potion.

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Hello hags. What have I missed?

I'm going to try to read back to see what has happened over the last week and a half in the next couple of days.

AFM, I'm flipping knackered. I've been working like a lunatic with just a couple of hours off here and there. I'm extremely bored of hotel food and very much looking forward to getting into my own bed!

Winks, that date is v much on!

Naice to see you back Euro.

lunacy relates to the idea of madness being linked to the moon cycles...

Lol I always spell loon like that - oops!

Serious question now: Charlie Luxton from Building the Dream - hot or not?

Well, loon is right, fab!

No idea who Chalie Luxton is. My most recent TV swoon is Nathan Fillion, though (him from Firefly and Castle). Curse his twinkly eyes

Welcome fabuluce, glad to meet you. This feels a but surreal as I have lurked a little on the egg buddies fred ahead of starting my cycle!

Hello euro was wondering where you had got to. Also MIA are bear and moll (unless I've missed something, which is quite likely).

Thanks for the advice about the drugs. Phoned the clinic today and they said they wouldn't send them until after the scan next week anyway. They were very careful to set my expectations that it might not go ahead. Trying to stay positive, as all the woo wisdom has it - tis hard though!

Charlie Luxton and Nathan Fillion I know nothin about I'm still reeling from the fact that David Mitchell has got married!

Bloody hell. I am very good at spelling but very bad at typing.

Ohhh, I love David Mitchell too. He has astoundingly dark eyes.

I'm a recent convert to Firefly, Fizz, hence my newfound love of Mr Fillion. It's just so good, I'm so annoyed I haven't seen it before now Nd have immediately joined the wailing masses sad because they only made one series.

I am shocked that David Mitchell managed to bag Victoria Coren. She is fit as fuck and I love her.

Am I alone in thinking there are similarities between Mr Firefly and David Mitchell? I think there's something there... Draf, TWH is with you and everyone else on the firefly 1series travesty - he's still winging on about it! Obvs we have the box set! It's Joss Whedon tho - there's not much he's done that hasn't been wonderful.

Gosh have just looked up Victoria Coren - she's a bit waptastic isn't she!

Hello Fizz - yes there's a bit of a crossover between egg buddies and Besh at the mo isn't there!

Ohhhh, Buffy holds my heart, fab. New Agents of SHIELD good so far too.

I see what you mean re similarity, but Nathan Fillion is much more twinkly-eyed rogueish charm, where David Mitchell is more intelligent wit. HOTB, on the other hand, has neither charm nor twinkliness nor wit. he is quite bright and has cracking thighs, though...

I wasn't overly impressed with the first episode of Agents of SHIELD. It reminded me of Power Rangers, a bit. I'll keep watching for a bit though, see if it picks up.

I start work at 10pm tonight and instead of sleeping during my nap, I lay awake being cross with HWCA for pulling his back. Unfair I know, but that's another fucking month completely wasted with zero chance of a diffment. I am actually furious.

Yep Buffy was fun as was Angel and I must admit I liked the first episode of SHIELD - fun fun fun.

I hear you on the back pain thing - TWH has been on his back, and not in a good way, for almost 4 weeks now - finally just starting to pull through it. We're off to the theatre tomorrow night which is bound to put him back though but I really want him to come with us!!

Two words of loveliness for the evening. Damson Gin. Home made. Yum!

I liked Agents of SHIELD, but felt it was quite scene-setting. More to happen in the next couple of episodes, I reckon.

Sorry to hear the menfolk are out of action. It's even worse when they're entirely justified - I take it lying back and thinking of England isn't an option?

With you on the shock at David Mitchell bagging Victoria Whatsit. I was a bit jawdroppy when I found out. I find him very funny and brilliant in Peep show but not in a fanciable way while she is strangely alluring - if slightly wooden.

It must be a very intellectual relationship, they both look vair clever. I'm sure there's probably some kinky meeting of mind shit that goes on that transcends physical attraction I also can't imagine there's much small talk?

Good to see you back Euro, don't work too hard.
Right, that's it Fab I am also on the gin hunt... We definitely have some home made sloe gin around here somewhere...

Morning hags, you've just derailed my morning, as I now need to google Vicky Whatsit....

Not much else to add, except welcome home euro!

Really????????? Blimey, I knew we were good but 48 hours and we've got her diffed??

Yes we'll done to Ll!

scrapbook.channel4.com/experts/charlieluxton. Just look at that cheeky smile and crinkly eyes