The Elderberry Pavlovas skipping down the yellow brick road of positivity, thread 13 - lucky for some?!?

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The smallprint - Berries have a strict entrance criteria (TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, NO instadiffers, must have a special pot) and def no mention of baby dust or baby dancing UGH !!! Ooh we are strict...please note your house may be at risk if you do not keep up repayments lol

snow ah you obviously haven't had the full effect if you didn't mow a pigeon on the way back haha. Mine puts on a visualisation cd. It's prob a total load of bollocks but I'm past caring about anything sensible lol

rum Lake District sounds fab. Although I think I'd be tempted to drink if we went anywhere atm. Is your cat ok?

happy it's been so long that I used mfp that I actually read your post as 'mo fo people' haha. I think I've lost my motivation

Well my latest dildocam shows I have 3 follies! One good one at 17.5mm but all 3 capable of producing mature eggs. So it's trigger time!!!!

Ooh kitty whoop, whoop, what's next?!?

No +opk this cycle so my guess is that AF will arrive on our second anniversary in 2 weeks time grrrrrrrrr

Hooray for Kitty's follicles!! When's triggers time?
Bunny what cd are you on?? I almost always OV cd11-13 but at least twice since I started temping I didn't OV until cd16 so maybe it's still to come? Or maybe the OPK missed it?

Hey happy usually get + on day 13/14 now day 15, started testing day 11 so who knows!

You can tell I'm bored, check out this thread, hope the Berry weddings don't end up on here

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1832446-Terrible-wedding-behaviour

I'm always shocked at how people behave at weddings, but that thread is a whole new level of ! Sort of wish that I could be a guest at one of these...all the weddingsi have been to have been lovely and normal!

Just done an opk as I had drunk far too much water this morning to do it earlier. It's not quite positive but it's very close, which is more than I got last month. Hopefully this morning's dtd plus another tomorrow will cover all bases!

Hello all!

I am back from our anni-moon, walking the Cornish coast. Great trip with the exceptions of:

DH getting an attack of prostatitis 36 hours before we were due to leave and having to go to ooh dr for antiBs

Me getting enormous blisters on heels as my lovely old hiking boots, which I actually got married in, gave up the ghost. Cue: 2 days of walking about 15 miles per day with heel blisters, one of which became infected and THEN got sand inside it

Couple who ran BnB where we spent our honeymoon and were returning, now have gorgeous 5mo and couple in next room diffed, so much baby talk over breakfast

Me getting AF about two days before expected

Despite all that we actually really did have a good time!

Glad you enjoyed your anni-moon, RP, despite the exceptions listed above! How many years are/were you celebrating?

Oh, hello, Snow too! (I really must read recent posts more carefully.) Glad you had a nice Cotswolds break!

Only the first! We also just bought our first house together about three months ago, so as you can imagine, we're getting the whole ooh, married, new house, what's next nudge nudge routine!

I am going to the GP first thing tomorrow to ask about getting tested for chicken pix antibodies as I've never had it. May also ask her about local ivf provision.....

bunny happy well I have to do my trigger shot in t-minus 10mins, Dh has to jiac on wed morn and then they insert it into my uterus wed lunch.

Re weddings my bridesmaid's twat of a bf went for a fag during the speeches and then put his mouth on the window so everyone could see but that's it.

peasant glad you had a good time albeit the rubbish things!

Yay kitty! What good little follicles you have! Does jiac mean jizz in a cup? Not heard that before, but assuming that must be the meaning!
Glad you had a good anni moon RP despite the mishaps.
bunny I didn't get positive opk until cd18 this cycle. It's usually 17 but has been as late as day 20....Also thanks for the link to wedding behaviour thread! A good read!

FX boodle , still no + for me

Wow kitty you must b excited/nervous!

Hey RP glad you had a good anni-moon despite the crap! We have nearly been married 2 years now and I am sure everybody is expecting a sprog from us soon too!

In fact anniv is same day as AF due in 2 weeks, my guess is it won't be a happy anniversary!

Ooh actually I do have a good wedding story..the best man at our friend's wedding got blind drunk and gave a terrible speech (effing and blinding). He then spilt a pint of lager and black over the bride. She was really good about it (amazingly) and just joked about it yet the best man decided to start a massive argument with her in front of everyone! Naturally, her Dh kicked him out so he drunkenly got in his car and drove into a wall!!!!

marie yup jizz in a cup . Hopefully Dh will manage to perform!

bunny strangely not nervous, probably because I don't actually think it will work. Yes, I prob do need a good sausage wang

WHACK !!!!!

Bunny - have you been getting any lines at all? I had absolutely nothing late morning today (TMI: wee was very diluted) yet almost positive this afternoon. Sorry they're playing silly buggers with you.

Oooh, Kitty, that is a good wedding story! I like the wall bit at the end...serves him right! (I'm assuming he wasn't going fast and didn't hurt himself or anything...?!)

bunny thanks I needed that! Do prob need to be a bitter positive, at least around Dh

boodle just his ego! He's such a twat!! We all hate him!

boodle a few pale lines but nothing near positive grrrrr

kitty I'm a pessimist so I'd probably be the same

So how is everyone?!? Been a tad quiet this weekend!

Perfect, Kitty, I wouldn't wish him hurt, but a bruised ego sounds like he got his comeuppance!

Keep peeing on them Bunny. Maybe it's being slow. or maybe you've missed it? I completely missed mine last month; I only knew I'd ovulated when my temperatures shot up.

boodle I might do another day or two but DTD days 11, 13 and 15 and aiming for 17 FX so that will probably be it for shag week! Then the dreaded 2ww till AF and anniversary!

Very strange not joining my cycle buddies for shag week! Not much point in opk'ing as I'll only measure the trigger shot! Still bbt'ing though.

It's me, Marie. I felt outed by my previous username, so am now surrounded in the mystery that is the funkymonk...

Phew, that feels better already

Just had a mini panic when I realised this thread had fallen off my 'I'm on' list!
Hope you're all ok, FX for pip and blind, and everyone else waiting for shag week or in the tww