The Elderberry Pavlovas skipping down the yellow brick road of positivity, thread 13 - lucky for some?!?

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The smallprint - Berries have a strict entrance criteria (TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, NO instadiffers, must have a special pot) and def no mention of baby dust or baby dancing UGH !!! Ooh we are strict...please note your house may be at risk if you do not keep up repayments lol

A 13 day LP so far?????? Or am I reading that wrong?

Was a terrible reveal bunny, I basically threw the wee stick at him and then jumped on him and started sobbing!!

Only poas because I felt sick, on a morrisons cheapy, and thought it was a bfn but if I squinted a bit there was maaaaaybe a line. So went and splashed out on a cb digi. Longest 3 mins ever...

Yep! I've settled down to 13/14days

So how can you be due on Tuesday? Surely that means you're due today/tomorrow?

An I bad for wanting bunny to pimp??!?

I don't know what you're talking about Boom

Congratulations Boom! How long do you have to be in a job to qualify for mat leave?
CD 15 for me and EWCM last night so DTD but O is probably a week away.

BUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYY come back and answer our questions talk to us
FX for a food shag week Lady

Food shag week.

bunny!

Not a food shag week, I doubt that would help you get diffed. A GOOD shag week

Just basing AF due date on my usual 28 day cycle prof merk

But that's based on Oing 3 days later isn't it? Surely O + LP = AF due date

Have you a chart we can stare at??

Also where's Boodle and Tally?

No chart as I don't temp my lovely. I usually just base it on 28 day cycles and don't really look at LP.

BOOOODLE? I'm stalking your chart
Bunny in your last cycle how long was LP and when was O?

Oh pip sorry I didn't see your post - absolute rubbish that it's been cancelled

oh merk you are so demanding, i like it

Last month I had +opk on days 13pm and 14am, then 14 days till AF.

Right I really have to get dressed, lots to do, back in a bit x

Did AF come on day 28 or day 29?

merk well my af is due tomorrow but I'm not pimping as there's no point!

pip so sorry to hear that. I think merk was confusing you with me as my iui drugs have been reduced so I don't overstim but only after me protesting! Will you get another go on the nhs?

Well feeling super anxious now about this 'other people's babies' weekend followed by day 1 of fertility treatment. Why couldn't I have had my ironic bfp? That would have solved everything!

Blind how do you know you're not going to get your ironidiff?
Pip sorry for confusing you with Blind. What happens next?

Because I never do! Feeling proper sorry for myself now. Can someone get the sausage please????

Day 29

Think I feel the first waves of pmt!

Have a slap Blind. And try to feel positive... You will definitely be diffed next cycle right?

Oh pip that's crap. What does it mean? You have too many eggs?

blind it sounds like you are stressing before you have got anything to stress about? I'll slap you for that