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We swear! We have to start a new thread every week! But we are the most gorgeous bunch of ladies ever and will do anything to get a baybee in our tumtum.

Get nattering.....

It's a stiff fabric with a weft of horse hair and a warp of cotton or linen thread. fucking LOVE wikipedia maybe is having a Victorian night.

Is Fanny Gunk your Victorian stage name, *maybe ?

Everyone, come and have a look at Fanny Gunk's quim. Hee Hee, great name for a novel that. Fanny Gunk's Quim.

*that would be 'months'. I don't fancy moth kids

Bonjour Mon petit chochon d'inde.

Glad to see some good news today congrats to motor and mejust fabulous news!! Looking forward to those lines getting darker and more pregnanter..... Xxxx

hello to everyone else!! I do love you all but have had a mental day so will do more personals over the weekend- I am watching you and do care xxxxx

London tomorrow!! Should get the results in 2-3 weeks

Andy Murray is a miserable wanker. And he has the biggest Adams apple ever. I want to rip it out and play tennis with it.

Quim is a horrible word!! Can't we say cunt instead??

Do I feel out of danger joos ? A bit not fucking really

In all honesty, it does get easier. I absolutely won't whine, not on here as it wouldn't be right. I am just cheering you all on from the sidelines and hoping for a sprinkling of bfp's for you all not that fucking baby dust shite. That can just fuck the fuck off

Jan Moir of the Daily Mail (yes, I read the Mail and I'm bastard proud to do so) says about Murray: "..I could do with less of the hideous gurning with his big matchbox mouth." Matchbox mouth!

I can do cunt. In fact, I used that word earlier when the camera panned to that cunt Cliff Richard in the audience at Wimbledon.

But Fanny Gunk's Cunt sounds so 21st century.

Tortie, I'm going to stick my Adam's apple neck out and say that I abhor the word 'cunt' and find it highly misogynistic (and I hate it even more since I learned that the mumsnet RadFems are trying to reclaim it as a feminist insult). Hairy, moustached bints.

Right! That's it! Filthy-mouthed whores. I'm going to watch Lincoln with th'usband..

joos I thought you were going to leave the Millie Tant RadFems to their own hirsute ways ?

joos Lincoln is supposed to be as fucking dull as going for dinner with Ivan Lendl and Andy Murray

joos so do you like cunt or not you posh big-worded tart??

Oh joos noks I so love your potty fucking mouths. Here's a pair of -titties for making me laugh so much. X
For some unknown reason I have sobbed my eyes out tonight while out walking the dog.A teenage boy confronted with me nearly shat himself... Poor thing.
I'm supporting the ginger wanker on Sunday (metaphorically only-don't want him round my fun bags-eeeewww!)

juicy I watched Lincoln last week, and thought it was brilliant. Bit drawn out to begin with though. Daniel Day-Lewis is wonderful to watch - enjoy!

brooker fanks ! I always wanted my own pair of tangoed bristols. That yoof didn't do anything to you, did they ?

noks you are most welcome. You can't beat a bit of boobage! The young man was lovely btw.It's me that's the schizo maniac

I haven't seen Lincoln yet. We tried to watch sky fall earlier but the bloody box kept freezing and DH got his wig off. So now we are sat looking at our phones

nook just saw your fanny candle ishoo. Do not fret- they are only for supplementation. They dont have to be taken at set times x

Oh God I'm crying with laughter. There s Victorian quim gunk everywhere don't worry the dg will lick it up

Good luck tomorrow Tame

Brooker you poor thing. I used to cry all the time when I walked the dog but that's close was a little shit

Mmmmmmmmmmm Daniel Craig. Him a hot piece of ass.

Do you think twink has lost us?? I hope she is ok xxx

He is amazing- very rugged. I would.

Me too . And the film is amazing.

I would spank him. He looks a bit public schoolboy and like he would appreciate a spank.

Then I would punch Andy Murray in the throat.