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We swear! We have to start a new thread every week! But we are the most gorgeous bunch of ladies ever and will do anything to get a baybee in our tumtum.

Get nattering.....

nomaybe please stop laughing-for the dog's sake!
Thing is I'm obviously not fine I blame the drugs bastard things
Heatwave

tame he could do with a bit of discipline alright. dirty old woman laugh

I am finding it a bit of a struggle to go from a bit of spanky spanky with Daniel Craig, to slapping the spam faced jock about his miserable boat race. Please explain.....

Im just doling out the discipline nok!! its all the same to me...

Id love to give Murray a bunch of fives!!

The Duchess is in feisty mood.

That bloke winds me up.

Im going to wear beachwear tomorrow. Its going to be a damn scorcher!!

[fag break for th'usband] 'tis a little long-winded is this film...'wordy' you might say. I don't care though, coz my inchewellechewal brain can take it, innit.

Tortie, it's been bugging me all through the film: how, pray, dost thou intend to utilise yonder crab?

Daniel Craig is a midget and a hapless performer of cunnilingus. Bonnie Langford told me when we met in Greggs.

The way some of you feel about Andy Murray is the exact way I feel about Claudia Winkleman and her absurd, infantilised fringe. Fucking doll-head. I'd like to pin her down, gouge out her kohl-rimmed eyeballs and shave her head from the hairline to her crown, leaving just a Max Wall-esque curtain round t'back.

I would also like to stab Holly Willoughby through both tits with a kebab skewer and force her to admit, live on air, how many men she's rimmed from the BBC.

Back to Lincoln....

P.s....I spoke to Twinks today and she's taking some time out to tour the Bahamas on a 265ft chartered yacht. She is still reading, however, in between teaching the natives how to yodel.

I feel the same way about Ferne Cotton. I could happily torture her all day, very day, with nothing more than a screw driver and my own very wild imagination. First thing I would do is remove her vocal chords. then i would shout puerile random shite in her ear for HOURS. then i would pour tuna sheba in her mouth and make her eat it.

I saw Bonnie Langford in Legally Blonde at the Churchill Theatre in Bromley a few months ago don't fucking ask, I was humouring a friend She is such a brilliant luvvie but as thin as a whippet, so I know your Greggs/Daniel Craig story to be a big fat lie joos.

I feel this way about the mushroom head from eastenders. I want to pull her new fake teeth out one by one then attach then to her massive fringe like a crocodile Dundee hat.

I'd batter Chris Martin & his not smug enough hate filled wife. God that pair are detestable.
Anyhoo just mixed my first cetrotide this morning & all went well (I'm still alive anyway). Now waiting for my diploma in nursing No offence to any nurses btw but as a mere pleb that feels like it's waaay outside of my skill set.
Morning lovely ladies on what looks like a cracking weekend of sunshine & tennis. Hope anyone worrying about OTD mejust motor euro can all find some distractions today & enjoy the weather.

Brooker I can't bloody stand Chris Martin or his missus either. God they make my blood boil sanctimonious bastards!

Well done on the mixing! I love making drugs up at work, I'm a bit OCD. I love the routine and being super clean weirdo

I hope you sods all have fun in the sun not while I'm off to work the late shift in kids A & E. Looking forward to lots of broken bones (probably from trampolines) and head injuries.

Anyone else had crazy dirty dreams while DR? Every night for since starting the burselin I've had rude dreams that don't involve my DH

nocups thanks & shit you have to work today. We will enjoy the sun on your behalf!
tame good luck with DH spaff today. Enjoy your trip to the big smoke

Cups I always have rude dreams that don't involve DH

Looking forward to hearing piss stick results.

Brooker I also hate the Martins

cupcakes my dreams were properly xrated whilst down regging. Sorry you have to work today. X

nursebrooker well done. Thank fuck I didn't have to mix anything when I was stabbing myself. I surely would have od'd.

Right, I am off to have an audience with The Duchess.

I'm also at the notion of dirty dreams about th'usband. Isn't the point about filthy dreams that they are not about the man you regularly screw because you have to?

Oooh, I'm totes jellballs about yours and Torties lez-in meet-up, Nokks. Have a super day and I hope you throw a few funktastic moves the moment you meet up

I actually shrieked laughing when I read about the Crocodile Dundee hat. Downright genius

I, too, can't stand Chrinneth. He were gorge when he had that boyish curly mop, though.

Looking forward to the Lisicki match...have a great day, everyone X

Motor! step away from them there sticks!

Juicy I don't mind not dreaming about th'usband as long as its someone worth dreaming about. All my sex dreams have so far involved real life people mingers who I wouldn't consider shagging for a million pound! Tonight ill look at a picture of Ryan Gosling before bed to see if that helps

Hope you have a lovely meet up Noks and Tame

I'm so pleased to hear the hatred of the Martins is shared by all the thread.

Seems there are a few nurses here brooker cupcakes and of course me! Well done on your diploma brooker.

juicy I have been sensible and given my last remaining test stick to DH to hide until I test again tomorrow. I've tested 5 times now! Still I won't take anything for granted until my clinic appt on Monday.

Enjoy your meet up nokkie and tame.

I'm missing mejust and nobeer - hello if you are lurking. I hope all is ok. x

morning ladies! sorry been out of Internet range so not v active on here. just got a phone call from clinic. 14 embryos frozen. none blastos so fingers crossed. still feeling very bloated and stomach hurts. apart from that, feeling quite positive!

will seee Dr in a week or so to find out when i'll be ready for transfer. have a nice saturday.

That's great news Nobeer. Hope you are ready for transfer soon!

Well done for exercising restraint Motor

Yeah, Motor, well done, lovely. I can't wait for you to realise you're preggo!

Beer, did they take your embies to five days? Well done on the magnificent fourteen!

no they didn't juicy so hope it's all going to be ok.

It's been a weird week tbh. My brother and his wife have been visiting, I hadn't seen them for about 2 yrs. She's quite sweet but quite fussy, demanding so been stressing over that tbh. So never even asked about blastos. I'm not too worried, the clinic has a good lab, and I've heard of good results from friends of friends. Not the same, I know. I would never recommend having guests while doing ivf, but we had no idea how the process was going to move along and the pace of it etc.

Anyway, it's all done now so nothing we can do. Maybe they don't freeze blastos?

The point is, beer, you've got a fantastic array of embies there. Your baby's in there somewhere

Don't pander feverishly to your SIL. It's your house and they should comply to your system of living.

thanks juicy. they're going today so life back to normal very soon!

motor glad to hear you have stepped away from POAS. Fx for tom. . I am far too much of a wuss to be a REAL nurse.
nobeer 14-wow! Hope the bloating eases soon. Think someone suggested a hot water drink a few days ago which might help (sorry can't remember who or what-memory like a sieve at the mo unhelpful