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Eggcellent Egg Buddies; are you cycling in July/August/September??? Get in here!!!

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tametortie · 02/07/2013 06:50

We swear! We have to start a new thread every week! But we are the most gorgeous bunch of ladies ever Grin and will do anything to get a baybee in our tumtum.

Get nattering.....

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Nokkie73 · 05/07/2013 20:54

Ooohhh fingers crossed chocciewocciedoodah. At least they are monitoring you closely and can tweak things to make sure they get the best result. X

chocolocodowninacapulco · 05/07/2013 20:59

Cheers noks, how are you doing? X

NoMaybeAboutIt · 05/07/2013 20:59

Keeping everything crossed Chocc. The not knowing what's happening inside is something I found really hard to deal with. Complete loss of control.

I have a question for you sage birds. Is it the progesterone or the trigger that is making me hungry-sick. If I don't snack every few hours I feel sick but making myself eat fixes it

NookNook · 05/07/2013 21:05

Choco sounds like they are taking really good care of you.

I felt the same about DE. I was pretty against it but after 2nd failed cycle I changed my mind. Still not sure DE vs adoption but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it in a couple of weeks

Maybe I've never heard of *"hungry-sick"! Awesome expression. Can't be of any actual help though....

JuicyFatSteak · 05/07/2013 21:08

Yeah, Nokks, he is a ginge: my mate's mate's mate's mate's mate sucked him off and got a gob full of flaxen pubes

JuicyFatSteak · 05/07/2013 21:10
JuicyFatSteak · 05/07/2013 21:15

ChoccoFingersAfterBeingUpAnArse, you're on your way, cock, and being well looked-after to boot. Yay! And, no, I'm not back to being a sweary-bra; I'm all riled up watchin' t'tennis.

JuicyFatSteak · 05/07/2013 21:16

"...We're having a gang-bang, we're having a Tennis we're having a gang-bang against the wall..."

JuicyFatSteak · 05/07/2013 21:18

"...Goodness gracious great TennisTennis of fire!"

JuicyFatSteak · 05/07/2013 21:19

"Suck on my salty TennisTennis!"

Karbea · 05/07/2013 21:20

I've still got this stupid cold. My skin has turned to sh*t.
Do you reckon if I pop off for a bit, the same people will be around in Oct, or will you all be on pregnancy Fred's?

Nokkie73 · 05/07/2013 21:24

Oh Ffs, joos, don't get old spaffy pants aroused. Not in your condition. Before you know it, you'll be wheelbarrowed across the room and covered in the stuff.

DP thinks he's a ginge too. Are all you Sunny Delight slurping norverners colour blind or something ?

choccy I am grand, ta. Still can't quite get my head around being diffed though. After wanting it all for so long, I think my head had talked me out of ever thinking it would happen. So my head is having a great deal of trouble accepting that it has. I'm not depressed or down or anything remotely like that (far far FAR from it - I am really jolly right now). Just still trying believe that something I had dreamed about for such a long time has finally happened. X

chocolocodowninacapulco · 05/07/2013 21:27

maybe, I think from memory it was the progesterone that made me feel bleurgh, but then as DH helpfully pointed out when I was trying to symptom spot, I often say that I feel sick!

karbea it will probably be part 100 of the thread by then, but hope it will always be here

joos what are you on tonight?!

Nokkie73 · 05/07/2013 21:28

Will someone take the Tennis Tennis balls away from joos.

I think Le Jock is going to win it now.....

chocolocodowninacapulco · 05/07/2013 21:29

Ah, that's lovely noks Grin how many weeks are you now?

chocolocodowninacapulco · 05/07/2013 21:30

Have some of these instead joos Biscuit Biscuit

Nokkie73 · 05/07/2013 21:36

Thanks, choc. 15 weeks tomorrow. Mental crazy, I tells ya. You sound chipper about this round - feeling ok at the mo ?

Yeah joos have some tiddies instead......oh....these [biscuits] are biscuits are they could have fooled me. They look like orange boobies

chocolocodowninacapulco · 05/07/2013 21:48

Wow, 15 weeks! It seems like only yesterday that you announced you were diffed. Yeah, feeling mostly positive and just so glad to be doing it again. Feeling ok apart from having the driest eyes in the world ever and being constantly parched. Bring on dildo cam again next week Wink

JuicyFatSteak · 05/07/2013 21:50

Choco, the question isn't what I'm on tonight...it's who I'm on... Grin

NoMaybeAboutIt · 05/07/2013 21:51

I've just laughed so much a bit of Crinone popped out Grin

JuicyFatSteak · 05/07/2013 21:52

..actually, th'usband's in the bad books tonight 'cos I found one of his toenails lurking in the rug and sicked-up in my mouth Sad

JuicyFatSteak · 05/07/2013 21:52

What the devil is Crinone?

JuicyFatSteak · 05/07/2013 21:53

Fifteen weeks, nokks! Do you feel free from danger and all that? I can't wait to feel as though I'm swimming in calm waters

JuicyFatSteak · 05/07/2013 21:56

Karbea, I won't be around in October as I'll be in jail for claiming Child Benefit five moths early. For quads.

NoMaybeAboutIt · 05/07/2013 21:57

Oooh, nasty Juicy. Crinone is fanny gunk. Of the progesterone variety

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