Eggcellent Egg Buddies: are you cycling in June/July/August/September?

[JuicySausage]

...then come and get your flipping baby here. We are a group of utterly priceless loons who are deadly serious about buying our babies at the highest price (or free if you're a lucky NHS bastard). There are no failures here

Oh really Tame"teabags"tortie?

good clean fun. As long as your 'bags' aren't too hairy...

tame so sorry that juicy read my paltry 32Bs as your rather more accommodating DDs. Both my DM and DSIS have massive norks so no idea what happened to mine.

Anal? Not in a million.

Respisa- im sure yours are gorgeous and pert though. Mine are saggy DD was a very enthusiastic breast feeder and sucked the very life source out of my poor boobies. Double D sounds impressive but they really dont live up to it!!

Perhaps we should have a list of fave sexual preferences rather than test dates etc??? Ha ha!

MN will be shutting us down...

OK. No to anal and fingers. Read an interesting article in Elle at the hairdresser today about a former porn actress who was hard hardcore but fingers (along with faeces) were one thing she wouldn't do.

Erm, went a bit off topic, sorry. DH suggested a shag at 10ish but we'd had a row (about holidays, how do you row about the good stuff FFS) by 10.15 so he's asleep alone.

res I'm the same - I have a storm in a B cup. My mum has massive jugs. I take after her in almost every way apart from boobage.

I like the idea of anal. But I have a tendancy to fissures so it's out.

I have to say the fanny candles put me right off. They make me feel about as sexy as a wet fish at the moment.

respisa fingers?? up the back door??

Sorry about the rowing

Yes Respisa ypu mean fingers up the wrong'un?

I tend to use the fanny candles as arse bullets so I have my own finger up there quite often... well, during IVF anyways.

Any fingers, anywhere.

Tame me too. We had a "discussion" about inequality earlier and as he pontificated in a way which Cameron would be proud of, my internal dialogue was "why am I married to you?"

nook I think that should be the title of our next Fred.

"we have our fingers up the back door quite often you know!"

Euro may have an issue with loading that up at work though...

I know what you mean Resipsa!

Tame it's one of the many joys of IVF that no one tells you about!

respisa none of us can comment on your marriage chick, only what you tell us but things dont sound good.

Asking yourself questions like that shows real doubt. Keep talking to us res, we will try to offer insights and help where we can.

It sounds really hard

I stopped having anal sex circa 2005 when I shagged a colleague at my boss's posh house party. He had a massive cock - the biggest I have ever seen - and I stupidly (and painfully) permitted him access to my sphincter. I woke up the next morning to find smears of my shit all over the boss's bed

...I also remembered sucking the bloke's cock after we had finished having sex

Oh juicy that is really gross!

Respisa I think doing ivf puts even the strongest couples under the most amount if pressure. A lot of couples don't last too much longer afterwards. At the end if the day you've got to remember why you're together. Babies shouldn't become the only reason. If things don't work out (ivf) you could still have each other and be very happy, you don't need a baby to make you happy. But you do have to work megamhatd at your rellie. Especially a men seem to do stoooopid things!

Megamhatd - mega hard ?!?!

Resipsa, I would think that resentment over a spouse's refusal to have more children could taint the rest of the relationship. Would you consider counselling? Would he? I certainly wouldn't write him off under this current cloud of sadness; you're not thinking straight. Big squeeze X

Nook, congrats on the trigger, love.

Where is fish??

I have laughed so hard at you lot that a lite bit of wee just came out. You lot should be prescribed on the NHS as distraction medication during IVF.

Too notch coprophagia Juicy .

I literally cannot remember anything else I've read

I'm so sorry things are tough Resipsa. I hope he comes round enough to talk it through logically.

Nook is it you that just triggered? Hope you're feeling ok.

Hope you are less sore today Wish

Sorry for the short post, I just can't stop thinking of anal behind I quite like from time to time

joos I have just woken up to the anal sex story and me and DH need more info.

What did you do with the sheets?
What did your boss say?

Fab story hilarious x

I want an update from fish!!! I hope she is ok and the embies are doing well xxx

wish how are things today??

res that sounds really hard.

I'm up early as I couldn't sleep with Mr euro snoring next to me. Grrr. I usually just shuffle into the spare room when this happens, but we have a guest staying in there, so that would probably be inappropriate (particularly so as it is an old, old boyfriend of mine). :)

I'm here, I've been miserable and in fucking agony. DH had to help me to the toilet this morning!

Sorry I stepped away, I think I had a post IVF crash and had no motivation whatsoever. Also, I unexpectantly felt a bit 'empty' after EC.

Anyhoo:

juicy urgh, just urgh... While I don't mind a finger, anything larger than a pinky is a no no. Howare you doing? Morning sickness treating you well?

mejust motor wish congrats on the ET! How are you feeling? Doing?

res you and mr wapisia really are going through the mill. Would it be possible for yu to have a day where you reconnect without discussing IVF/holidays or any other bone of contention? It often brings peace back to this household and allows for reasonable debate afterwards.

tame how are you? How are you feeling?

AFM: i'm as horny. As fuck. Haven't had sex in a month (or something like that) as I was so uncomfortable with my ovaries and last night I had sex with nick from corrie urgh, hes awful. Why not Jason? (The things I'd do to him). In fact for the past fornight I keep having very vivid sex deams .

In IVF news... Got the call this morning...6 @ 8 cell, 2 @7cell, 1 @ 6 cell.

Now, I have an issue that I'll post separately.