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JuicySausage · 24/06/2013 18:29

...then come and get your flipping baby here. We are a group of utterly priceless loons who are deadly serious about buying our babies at the highest price (or free if you're a lucky NHS bastard). There are no failures here

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tametortie · 29/06/2013 20:14

nook its the sunshine!! good luck with the trigger- lets pray for a surprise....

Picture this;

Chilled pink frizzanti, Thai green curry with prawns, pak choi and brown rice and glasto on tv. Perfect evening....

I had such a tearful evening last night Sad up to now, I just haven't really cried much. But the tears came last night and they FLOWED. DH didn't know what to make of it, poor bloke. Just could not stop!! Went to work today with massive eyelids and a banging head. Did me good though I think. Tears are poisonous. You mustn't store them.

karbea sorry to see blood test confirmed the bfn. Pants.

motor well done on being pupo!! How exciting!! We need a list of test dates...

fish how are you? Any news? X

respisa am truly gutted to see your news. I really think a straight no is very cruel. I think you need to think about how you will feel about DH and his decision in 10 years- regrets? Your destiny should be in your hands, not his. Sorry if this is blunt but I am angry for you. Donors are a hot topic in our house at present, so I know what a minefield it is with eachothers feelings but its about a common goal?? Is cash a likely reason??

Where did rachel go?? I want her result!!

mejust how are you feeling? X

joos your sex life continues to amaze me. DH and I are "dabbling" at present. Do you recommend a tit wank??

Hello to everyone I've missed xxxx

tametortie · 29/06/2013 20:19

mejust sex and the city. I love it. It has seen me through such bad times recently. The sight of charlotte glammed up like Elizabeth Taylor after her mc has spurred me on. Grin

mejust · 29/06/2013 20:35

Wish you can watch walking dead and catch up season 3 really good.

Nook good luck for trigger shot x

Tam its good to get it all out and not bottle it all,hope you feel better today.
I don't quite know how I feel at the moment can't quite believe it may happen.

I should not of left the house yesterday stupid of me I hope it won't ruin my chances,how long do I have to stay in for?I had transfer thurs afternoon.
I feel little better today but I am resting,I'm an idiot I couldn't walk when I went out.

mejust · 29/06/2013 20:38

Do these pessaries give you sore boobs

eurozammo · 29/06/2013 20:41

res you never need to apologise - we're always here.

karbea sorry about the blood test result.

wish sorry that you are facing so much confusion. The 2ww really is a headfuck.

Go out if you want to - the vast majority of mcs happen because there is a problem with the embryo, not because someone leaves the house. It might do you good, you know. Whack on some san pro and get out of the house, I say.

joos the sex I had in early pregnancy was the Best Eva. I think it was the 'ormones.

tame well done for letting it all out. I agree - it does you good. I cried too today, but only because I shoved the mascara wand in my eye this morning - owieeeeeeeeeeee!

I'd forgotten about that episode, tame. I might have to dig it out later. Do you know what it is called? I always identified with Charlotte. :)

mejust going for a walk won't have ruined your chances, just caused you some pain. it's your ovaries that are hurting, not your womb. Honest. Trust Auntie Euro.

tametortie · 29/06/2013 20:55

mejust listen to euro. Walking about helps get the blood flowing- won't do any harm x

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JuicySausage · 29/06/2013 20:59

Wish, I've been thinking of you all day and I think you should nip over here to the IVF Worriers thread. Weare all newly preggo (some newer than others) but they are lovely and a mine of information about all things bleeding. Please come and tell them what's happening, there'll be someone who has an idea about what could be going on for you.

Also, Wish, have you considered starting your own thread asking MNers for their stories of bleeding just after ET? I'll bet there's loads of ladies out there who could tell their stories and set your mind at rest. Change your username if you're shy.

Where's the lovely choco and the delectable fish?

NookNook, I am praying for your EC, too.

Tortie, even small boobs can deliver a fantasy tit wank. Just squeeze them together quite hard and rub the crevasse along t'other half's turgid shaft. You only have to do it a few seconds (otherwise you can feel daft) because the sight of his throbbing bellend popping out of your cleavage from above is a proper erotic treat for the old man. If you spit on his jap's-eye when is pops through your cleavage he'll faint with lust Grin

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JuicySausage · 29/06/2013 21:01

I'm such an over-sharing dick Sad

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wishicouldhavealargeMalibu · 29/06/2013 21:11

Ita so lovwly of you to have been thinking of me today. juicy. I might start my own thread tomorrow, I'm just scared of giving myself false hope or causing unneeded worry but I suppose I couldn't be worrying any more than I am! I've read so many websites about it all but they're obviously not tailored to me. Ill give it a go Smile

wishicouldhavealargeMalibu · 29/06/2013 21:12

Sorry about the shitty typing! Damn phone

NookNook · 29/06/2013 21:15

Juicy I think you should start your own sex tips thread. I'm taking notes!

tametortie · 29/06/2013 21:30

My boobs are plenty big enough (32dd) and quite floppy from breast feeding- I might give it a whirl!

Funnily enough, my friend popped by earlier but I was out- she had a bag of Ann summers flavoured lubes that she had tried but didn't like so left them in the hallway for me. Can you imagine the fucking confusion that caused??!! DH was very bemused by me trying to figure out where all these lubes had come from!! My friends are hilarious Grin

Xxx

eurozammo · 29/06/2013 21:32

I think you need to put your friends in touch with joos, tame. :)

tametortie · 29/06/2013 21:35

I think I do!! The girl is a bloody legend Wink

Karbea · 29/06/2013 21:39

TMI question coming up!!!

For those unlucky sods who got BFNs how long after did your AF arrive?
Ive such a painful belly dunno if it's all the alcohol and food i've had today or my period coming...

mejust · 29/06/2013 21:46

Yeah juicy you should do your own blog.

chocolocodowninacapulco · 29/06/2013 21:46

Hello!
wish more hugs and good that the cramps have died down. Did you at least have a nice ish day with your mum today?

tame so sorry to hear that you were upset yesterday, but having a good old cry does someone help, I agree. Flavoured lube Grin

rep what a horrible thing you are going through with DH saying he doesn't want the DE IVF. I know it's not really the same, but for about the first 6 years of being together I talked to DH about him having a vasectomy reversal and he said no and I had to resign myself to a life without kids 'cos I loved him and couldn't imagine life without him. Fast forward and I lost the plot when I didn't get a job I wanted and was so upset that I felt I couldn't even be good at my career and a heart to heart with DH when he agreed that we could look into the reversal. The reason he didn't want to do it before- he needed a bit longer to get his head around it all and mostly he was scared that it wouldn't work. Sorry if that doesn't help.

nook trigger soon. I'm excited for you on your behalf!

joos you're making my sex life sound as dull as fuck! How are you feeling today apart from the throbbing bosoms? Did you test again?

mejust sorry you're still in pain, as the others say it's good to get the blood flowing.

euro how are you feeling?

karbea so sorry about your blood test result

chocolocodowninacapulco · 29/06/2013 21:49

karbea there's no such thing as TMI. I can't really help as when I got my bfn on #1 I had already started bleeding the day before test day. Sorry about the cramps. Flowers

NookNook · 29/06/2013 22:01

Karbs I got AF before I'd had the blood test. That was both times. I think I remember reading that for other people it can take a while.

tametortie · 29/06/2013 22:06

Karbs- I have never made it to test day without slasher movie/Dexter type scenes everytime I go to the loo. Fingers crossed you are not waiting too long though x

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JuicySausage · 29/06/2013 22:15

Choco, I did do a test today - a 'proper' one. The Clearblue I used said results take 3 minutes. I had barely wiped my front bum and pulled my jimjams up when the blue cross appeared - literally after mere seconds. I'm so happy and shattered

Karb, I know you were expecting it but I still want to squeeze you after your blood test. I'm sorry.

Darling Torts, I welled up reading about your sobfest. I'm glad you let that out and I can't tell you how much I wish I could have been there to plait your hair x

I really don't have a wild sex life. Honest. You only think that 'cos I'm open on here and a bit bonkers I used to do some really deviant shit back in the day but it's only now that I'm with someone who actually respects me that I've realised that tea-bagging, anal, dogging and threesomes are not proof that you're exhilarating, post-feminist or loved.

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tametortie · 29/06/2013 22:19

its not proof? Oh dear....

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JuicySausage · 29/06/2013 22:27

Peeeheeeeheehee!

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NookNook · 29/06/2013 22:52

Well that's the trigger done. At least I can look forward to a drug free day tomorrow.

I always rather liked a bit of anal but DH doesn't.

tametortie · 29/06/2013 22:56

A penchant for anal nook??? No sweetcorn for you....