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Eggcellent Egg Buddies: are you cycling in June/July/August/September?

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JuicySausage · 24/06/2013 18:29

...then come and get your flipping baby here. We are a group of utterly priceless loons who are deadly serious about buying our babies at the highest price (or free if you're a lucky NHS bastard). There are no failures here

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JuicySausage · 26/06/2013 18:27

Maybe, you do know that one doesn't get into a wheelbarrow to have wheelbarrow sex, right?

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NoMaybeAboutIt · 26/06/2013 18:30

But that would be an interesting prop Juicy, no?

Karbea · 26/06/2013 18:33

Evening gang! Not much going on here.

What is the 'pen' you are all talking about? Why didn't I have one of these?!?!?

I've just eaten 5 big fat biscuits. My diet is dreadful at the moment, this is very bad innit! But I'm starving all the time :(

tametortie · 26/06/2013 18:33

Hello All- I'm back!!!! Smile

wish sorry to see you are in pain Sad EC can make you very sore for a while because the ovaries are so swollen. This is my take on the codeine situation- it depends what strength. If we are talking 8/500 then there isnt enough codeine to really do the embie any damage BUT there isn't enough codeine to really relieve pain either BUT just enough to give side effects. That is the official BNF line. Personally, I would avoid and if the pain is really bad, see your GP. Have you tried natural remedies- a massage from DH?? Let us know how you are getting on. P.S if you are talking 30/500, I also wouldnt bother. Its just too strong and after a hard sort after pregnancy, just not worth it xxx

joos Your sex life is astounding. I loooove it!!!

back soon with more personals- IL's have popped in........

twinklestar2 · 26/06/2013 18:35

Question: do I get annoyed at OH for having a couple of beers today even though I'm a about to start cycling in a few days? Considering he had quite a few - and cigarettes - on Saturday?

Karbea · 26/06/2013 18:41

Twinkle my DH got very drunk the second day into my cycle I went absolutely ballistic! He drank all through the 72 days he was supposed to be dry and the results were pretty evident...

The thing is, what is done is done isn't it, and it's cumulative, I don't think drinking once or twice a pint or two is going to make. A difference, but doing this regularly ain't good!

Does he have sperm issues?

twinklestar2 · 26/06/2013 19:02

Yes he does although he gave up drinking for 3 months and smoking too and it never made a difference.

wishicouldhavealargeMalibu · 26/06/2013 19:05

Thanks Tame, I've decided to steer clear completely, as you said it's not worth it!

twinks I would go ballistic yes, but that's just me. If I'm going to quit everything and go through hell then he should at least stop drinking and smoking. Others wouldn't agree though so it's what's in your heart

JuicySausage · 26/06/2013 19:14

Tortie, no it most certainly is not. In fact, it is very pedestrian at times Hmm

Twink, just give up with the selfish bastard; that's what I did. Th'usband got huge rewards spunk-wise by sticking to his supplement regime but your husband's spaff has not improved with abstinence, right? No point hectoring him, then. Just make him enrol in the Selfish Bastard's Club

You might want to refuse blow-jobs though.

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NookNook · 26/06/2013 20:26

Wish, Karbea & Zammo: PUPO
Mejust & Motor: waiting for ET
Fish: EC tomorrow
Maybe: day 7 of stims on LP. EC pencilled in for 3rd July
Nook: day 9 of stims on LP. Next scan Friday. EC either 1st or 3rd July

Maybe I didn't realise we were so close together!

twinklestar2 · 26/06/2013 20:40

It's ok. We just spoke on phone about it (I'm working late). He said he had 2 with work and then brought 2 more to have at home whilst watching the footy but he couldn't bring himself to have them.

So it's ok

NoMaybeAboutIt · 26/06/2013 21:18

Glad things are ok Twinks

Nook nis this your first cycle? How are you feeling? I feel like shite on the bottom of a shoe

tametortie · 26/06/2013 21:38

I'm back!!

Where is mejust?? I am really worried Sad did she come back with any fertilisation rates? I hope she is ok xxxx

fish wishing you loads and loads of luck tomorrow. I know its been mega rocky but you are there now. Lets get some good eggs!! Xxx

Hello to nook fab choco motor euro nobeer

I have nearly stopped bleeding!! So happy Grin am enormously tired though- need some spatone.

Im going to flick back a bit and cluster post....

tametortie · 26/06/2013 21:39

And hello maybe thanks for the good wishes xxx

How are the jabs going? Any updates so far? X

NookNook · 26/06/2013 21:40

Maybe this is my third IVF but first ICSI. Also on the Prednisolone this time so hoping something will stick this time!

What about you? I'm sorry I know you've already said but its hard to keep up!

tametortie · 26/06/2013 21:42

karbea how are you feeling? Any idea when you will test? Xx

My DH hasn't drunk all year and it made no difference whatsoever to his sample. So Mel B said to have a bit of red wine, no more than 2 glasses a week as it obviously isnt doing any harm. The sperm is shit regardless Hmm

tametortie · 26/06/2013 21:43

nook this was my first time on pred and also my first sticky xxx fingers crossed it helps you too xxx

tametortie · 26/06/2013 21:47

euro lemon I also suffer badly with hormonal depression, to the point where I find it hard to speak to people some times- I literally shut down. Which is really odd because I am so chatty and sociable but for a few hours/days each month I can't function socially. I have been on many anti depressants over the years for it and hormonal treatments. DR made me question my own sanity. If it wasn't for my friends I think I would have done something daft. Its a very real issue that gets played down a lot but I suffered really badly this time and felt very alone.

Im going to ask for SP next time. X

tametortie · 26/06/2013 21:48

Where are you all???

twinklestar2 · 26/06/2013 21:55

Got in late from work so had takeaway pizza for dinner!! Not very ivf diet is it?

Karbea · 26/06/2013 21:55

Officially test on Saturday, I found two unopened preg tests today, so might test Friday... But I know it's negative.

DH has drunk again tonight, currently asleep, snoring on the sofa!

Even if Mel b told DH not to drink he still would :loser:

Karbea · 26/06/2013 21:56

I'm eating crisps!

twinklestar2 · 26/06/2013 21:56

I did have pineapple juice though which is good for ivf!!

Karbea · 26/06/2013 21:58

And H didn't eat any of his dinner, so all he has had is wine, funny he has hardly any and what he has funny shaped sperm!
Sorry I'm pissed off!

Karbea · 26/06/2013 21:59

I dunno about that, it would have a lot of sugar which is bad for hormones ;)