Eggcellent Egg Buddies: are you cycling in June/July/August/September?

[JuicySausage]

...then come and get your flipping baby here. We are a group of utterly priceless loons who are deadly serious about buying our babies at the highest price (or free if you're a lucky NHS bastard). There are no failures here

twinks I speed read that and thought you said that the prescription was for Gonal-f and an orangutang. I have taken Gonal-f myself but had no idea how an orangutang could get you a baybee in your tumtum.

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=spectrumculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/napoleon-dynamite-screenshot.jpg&imgrefurl=spectrumculture.com/2012/09/criminally-overrated-napoleon-dynamite.html/&h=183&w=275&sz=1&tbnid=P9UPkJ_4VOz6UM:&tbnh=133&tbnw=200&zoom=1&usg=__7TEkWXXW_6jAx-zPeoVr5kPGNw0=&docid=gljrvZmMNTzEVM&itg=1&sa=X&ei=eRfKUaetHsSa0QXp34HYCQ&sqi=2&ved=0CIcBEPwdMAo" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Here: my hero!

I'd quite like an orangutang or any kind of monkey actually.

Oi! Thickies! There's no 'n' on th'end of orangutan

Um, joos him not a not piece of ass. I can't see him wheelbarrowing about the place. Well, not without those patio doors on his boat race getting very steamed-up.

karbs really ? I would like a pack of bonobos. Mainly because they spend their whole time picking nits out of each others fur or shagging.

Karbs, one of my cats looks like <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/007/cache/spider-monkey_719_600x450.jpg&imgrefurl=animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/mammals/spider-monkey/&h=194&w=259&sz=1&tbnid=kagWA9MFwbKUHM:&tbnh=150&tbnw=200&zoom=1&usg=___iP6o4spjc3TvfgeKChDAL7AKsU=&docid=mi_CCFCef0529M&itg=1&sa=X&ei=khjKUaPmEIa40QXg4oHoAw&sqi=2&ved=0CH8Q_B0wCg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this. Proper.

Don't you mean 'g' fikkie ?

Oh! Ha! Ha! Ruddy heck I'm a gargantuan ponce

Right-o, I'm off to sign the Child Benefit forms. Nanight x

We're on the 'most active' list

Nighty night preggo. Xx

Mostly I'd like a japanese monkey... Or a snow leopard!

Question: are people having IVF or ICSI?

twink we have icsi me darlin'.

I want to spank that pharmacist for you. Never discuss things not working with a fertility patient! Its not an option!

joos I seen napoleon dynamite. My mum has his hair do.

Where is the most active list???

where are we on it??

Oh and joos- how is the line??? Any sickness today???

Xxx

Hello can I join you guys? I was on the first thread for a bit. I disappeared when it became clear my clinic was going to make me wait as long as possible before starting ICSI.

I'm 31, I've been ttc for 3 and a half years. We have been unexplained so far until December when my DHs latest SA was piss poor. We are having 3 ICSI cycles on the NHS (lucky I know but they've managed to delay the start for over 6 months). I've got my teach appointment for long protocol on Monday and its also day 21 so should start stabbing that day. Despite the long wait I don't feel prepared. My diet is crap, I've not got round to starting acupuncture. The only good thing I've done is stop all caffeine and alcohol. Plus I'm about to leave for glastonbury in an hour perhaps not the best way to start!

I'm apologise for the self centred post but I've not had chance to read the thread. I will on Monday when I get back, I just wanted to say hi before I start down regulating.

Hello nocupcakes welcome x

We had ICSI as sperm morph was only 3% on the big day. Got 60% fertilisation rate which is average. Didn't get over the crapness of my old eggs, sadly.

Awoke to Roberta Flack's 'Help Me Make It Through The Night' going around my head. Now waiting to hear how many of my 4 made it through.

Good luck euro wish fish and anybody else with activity today.

Waiting to hear from you mejust

Nokkie great news re your low risk status. One more hurdle nicely cleared!

motor mejust good luck for today !! X

That comment from the pharmacist merits a formal complaint. It matters not what sort of patient you are, it is not for him/her to "advise" on treatment success or cost unless asked. Unprofessional.

Good luck motor and mejust and anyone with action today as someone else so succinctly put it.

Cups you're here!!

Twinks we are also having ICSI. What a dick of a pharmacist. Luckily all my drugs were couriered to me apart from my ovitrelle which I'll be given when I need it.

Why does the piss stick say today Juicy?

Hope you're ok today Tame.

How are the PUPOs feeling?

Nokkie great results!

I promise to remember everyone one day

Off to clinic for scan and bloods this grey, miserable morning. Where she sun? If only one thing came out of this cycle, I thought it woulda least be a tan.

Welcome Cup (or is it cock?) Blimey, I reckon you're in with a great chance if it's a crap sperm issue and you're having ICSI. Full steam ahead, love, and don't look back. I had ICSI (and donor egg) and got my BFP yesterday

I'm not entirely sure why that pharmacist is still breathing air, Twinks, if he talks to other members of the public like that. He deserves a cheese grater on his bellend.

Motor, huge squeezes from me here. Stay cool x

Karbs, I have a selection of exes who look rather like your Japanese monkeys (and a couple of sloths, too).

Tortie, it was your "sweet moves" wot got me finkin you'd seen the film. How smashing that you love your job

We have a NObeer, a NOmaybe and a NOcupcakes on this fred. What's with all the prohibitive monikers? From now on it should be lashingsofbeer and shedloadsofcakeinmygob

My line is considerably darker this morning. I am the happiest girl in the world